Hi, Im new to this site. I just wanted to tell you guys, I really love your site. I was browsing through the articles when I cam across this article.
"Creatine - The RIGHT way!"
So, bemused, I proceed to read through the article, and WOW - this guy really backs it up with scientific studies! For example, when you sniff the creatine, it takes effect immediatly! So heres my 4 step programme to massive gains!
I released this new product on to the market, tailor made to your individual needs. I call this miracle product "Creacaine". It's made from a mild blend of Dat-dere-Celltech, Methamphetamine and a big dose of love.
Im going to assume your working your Bi's!
1. have 2 dumbells lying either side of the bench.
2. Lie stomache down on the bench, with 2 lines* of Creacaine.
3. You quickly snort the 2 lines
4. Straight after your snorted that sh*t up, pick up the 2 dumbells and start pumping those guns.
After 2 months of this workout, and 2 tubs of Creacaine later, you should be that inner beast you always wanted to be!
Good Luck and Godspeed!
P.S If you are unsatisfied with this product send proof of purchase £5.00 to
1337 Reagent Street
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