Okay, so it was about 12 o clock last night and i was going up to bed, I went in to say goodnight to my mother, I look through the glass in the door and see this nekked girl on TV with her tits out and her hand down her Panties, I stood there, confused, for maybe 5 minutes, I was waiting on the channel to change but it never did.
I then walk through the door and my mother sits up and tries to act all normal, I was like" MA!!WTF R U DOING WATCHING GIRL PORN??"she's like "Oh i was just flicking through the stations to see what was on" Even though i had been looking at the tv for like 5 minutes and it did'nt change once, She also had a pillow on her lap....
I keep questioning her and eventually i get her to laugh and she says "I don't have to answer myself to you" I say....WTF "no wonder your always such a prick to dad, your a lesbian"She gets all offended, and keeps asking me when i am going up to bed, So i purposely stayed downstairs so that she could'nt fap, I know how much it annoys me when someone does that to me, So i thought i would do it to her.
I was totally disgusted, And i did'nt even clean up first!!
What do you think my mother was doing, Honestly, Btw she is 52!!But looks maybe 40 for all you pervs out there.
This thread is completely serious and everything that i just said, Really did happen just last night.
Wtf was she doing i think i'm scarred for life.