What's the funniest thing you've ever read on the Misc?

[Impression]

You don't need to quote the exact thread, just summarize it up =)

One of the funny ones I recall was one thread called "What should I expect from Spiderman 3?"

Most guys wrote "crappy movie", "sucked hard", "gay emo ****", and then one guy replies with:















































'spiders n ****'

[thai foon]

Are you aware you can Shove your dick so deep down her throat she pukes on it and you keep going for like 20 minutes and shes puking and tearing and bleeding from the lips and you still can't come so she gives you a 60 MPH hand job until you come in her mouth and make her hold it and inflate her cheaks you can slap her face and she spits it all over the camera. (yes seen it) (no rape porn) (yes ex addict) (yes cleaned up and disgusted)

[MisterChase]

[Bob_Ross42]

Fellaz, LISTEN UP. It isn't the feeling you get that makes getting your ass licked worth it. It's the idea that a ho would degrade themselves into licking a hairy beast of an area ( atleast on me).I mean licking a hoez ass is one thing, slightly more groomed, and usually us guys demand a shower beforehand. However, I have routinely gotton hoez to lick my poop hole without even a wipe to clean out. I don't know about you, but I get stripes in my underwear on a daily, so it gives you an idea of what these hoez have to deal with. And man they do it with a damn smile on their face. That is why I like it, I make these hoez believe ( brainwash, traumatize, call it whatever) that this is their sole reason to exist.


*edit dam someone beat me to it by seconds

[Clipto19]

Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought. What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know.

funny cos with shoes im those stats

[Delta1]

every day the bar gets higher. the misc has officially improved my sense of humor 101%

[jsheppard1]

any thread started by TX BULL would be full of scornful remarks that made me LOL.

[DangerDan]

every day the bar gets higher. the misc has officially improved my sense of humor 101%

same here.

My jokes are funnier and my witt is quicker. But sometimes I say things that would only be funny in the forum and people are like "what?"

[thecooleric]

The I missed the explanation of the joke? thread. Reps to anyone who can find that (just searched unsuccessfully).

[ranDOMED]

You don't need to quote the exact thread, just summarize it up =)

One of the funny ones I recall was one thread called "What should I expect from Spiderman 3?"

Most guys wrote "crappy movie", "sucked hard", "gay emo ****", and then one guy replies with:









'spiders n ****'

lol'd

[DangerDan]

God killed the dinosaurs becuase he realized how bad he f*cked up when he gave them arms that weren't in reach of their ****s...so he threw a few meteors to clear up the sheet and start fresh again, this time, creating his newest species, the human. After realizing his mistake, he quickly fixed it and and made our arms in length to reach our ****s and pleasure ourselves when we weren't praying to him. God truly is unbelievable...oh, and read the bible you bitches, it says everything you need to know in that book!

and


Well a little while ago me and a friend thought it would be a cool idea to go out to a cow pasture and practice our wrestling moves on cows. We figure if we can take those fucckers down, we can take down anything. So I hop the fence and have my friend punch me in the head a few times to get my adrenaline running and to piss me the hell off, because I hate getting punched. So he hits me a few times and tells me I should go wrestle first. So I pick the weakest looking cow I can find, which is probably a thick hunk ton of meat of cow and I walk up to it.I punch it in the eye ahen go in for the tackle, however the thing dodges out the way and I hit the ground. The cow steps on me. It steps on me hard, roars, and runs off. It hurt like hell. Any good ideas on how to heal this new wound of mine? I plan on drinking milk the rest of the night and eating steak tomorrow just so I can feel the taste of revenge.

and

Are you aware I remeber doing the **** dollar, this sick dude i knew took a **** and wiped his ass with the dollar. Since it was a cold day it was steaming when he came out. We placed it clean side up and left it near the soda machine, after about 2 mins the lunch bell range and people jumped at the opertunity to make a free buck. I nearly puked, i was laughing soo hard.... First guy came up and was like awsome and his friend goes"I SAW IT FIRST and the guy with the dollar shoves it in his pocket real fast, to prevent his friend from getting it. Next thing i know he smells something and looks at his had,(covered in ****) and goes wow wtf. And throws the dollar out, which his friend picks up before he can say a word. He gag's and drops it as he realizes the poo was on him. Next thing i know the hiphop gangster girl group came up and picked it up. They started fighting over it, and two girls got a grip on it and pulled. It smeared out of there hands and one girl started crying, and the other girl screamed. Next thing i know the romio (singel guy who walks around with the girls grabbed it as it was able to fall and runs/starts laughing. ) The other girl goes YOU GRABBED THE **** DOLLAR!. He looks and drops gets hella pissed and wipes his hand on another person's shirt.

Next thing i know all hell breaks out, and people are screaming and running everywhere and it smelled like ****....

Great story, nearly puked three times.

My friend tried to do the same thing and a teacher picked it up and got **** all over her hand, this teacher was one of those kinda old school teachers and thought it was chocolate. (no joke) and it was a good old boy's prank.
Never concieving it could be real ****, well she then sat down wiped the **** off with a napkin and begain to eat her sandwhich at which point i nearly threwup, my friend was in disbelief as she finished her sandwhich she licked her FINGERS!


3 great are you aware's right there.

[Delta1]

same here.

My jokes are funnier and my witt is quicker. But sometimes I say things that would only be funny in the forum and people are like "what?"

lmao i know, i'd say "negged" whenever someone would do something i didnt like.

[ranDOMED]

my stomach hurts after the **** dollar story +rep when I can

[G-mane12]

"wow if it were raining outside i could fit under those giant muscular pex and keep dry theyre so big man ur hot hope u dont take offense me writing i just love black guys hope u have a great day stud"

(no homo)

I loled when i read that

[thai foon]

LOL anyone remember that thread someone asked what fingering a girl was and everyone said fingering her stomach (even the girls said so) lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[ranDOMED]

I was riding home from school today on my bus, listening to music and not paying attention to anything. As we were stopping at one of the bus stops, a girl in the back started screaming. I looked back and saw her pointing out the window, and I followed her finger. Out in an unfenced yard were three guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground, bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into the downed man's head again, when the men realized a whole busload of kids was looking at them. As the bus driver radioed in the 911 call, the other man, who hadn't been doing anything, took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. At this point, the whole bus was in shock and glued to the morbid scene. The two men got into a car and spec off. When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told my mom what I had just seen. Then she got scared and said "You're moving with your Auntie and Uncle to Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "FRESH" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say the this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, yo homes to Bel-Air!" I pulled to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" Looked at my Kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air.

[StrongInChrist]

Someone made a thread called HOW MAN (misspelled many) KIDS DOES ARNOLD HAVE. He expected a serious response but the first reply was, "How man kids man bear pig". Every post following was some form of HOW MAN KID MAN BEAR PIG I never laughed so hard..................guess you had to be there

[Impression]

Someone made a thread called HOW MAN (misspelled many) KIDS DOES ARNOLD HAVE. He expected a serious response but the first reply was, "How man kids man bear pig". Every post following was some form of HOW MAN KID MAN BEAR PIG I never laughed so hard..................guess you had to be there

hahaha I love those threads! I read one where some guy was wondering what to do with his cheating GF - first reply was "dump her ass to the curb", so the responses that followed were much the same, but varied. My favorite is the Yoda:

"to the curb and ditch, her ass you must"

[StrongInChrist]

hahaha I love those threads! I read one where some guy was wondering what to do with his cheating GF - first reply was "dump her ass to the curb", so the responses that followed were much the same, but varied. My favorite is the Yoda:

"to the curb and ditch, her ass you must"

Gotta love yoda

[Delta1]

Someone made a thread called HOW MAN (misspelled many) KIDS DOES ARNOLD HAVE. He expected a serious response but the first reply was, "How man kids man bear pig". Every post following was some form of HOW MAN KID MAN BEAR PIG I never laughed so hard..................guess you had to be there

lamo i remember this, people started threads called "how pig bear man kids"

[z4ck]

Are you aware that people following the same ghey @$$ routine, go to school graduate, go to college graduate, start a family, work some pu$$y @$$ 9 to 5 job cause people are too scared to start buisnesses anymore, than they they spend the best years of their lives working in these pu$$y @$$ jobs just to raise 2 kids so they can grow up and do the exact same ****ty stuff they did themselves... its like an endless cycle of pu$$ies that just follow the routine like a flock of sh33p... then whats your reward for all that BS to retire for maybe 15 years but the thing is you are too old to enjoy and your weak @$$ isnt a major player in the world anymore because old people su<k.... then you die... fu,king pu$$ies.....

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[FatScottishGuy]

most of the posts relationship section make me laugh
(yes not nice person)

[setemstraight]

i was lmao'ing at this thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3469861

i laugh so hard when someone makes a thread and everyone proceeds to copy/paste their avatar for no apparent reason.

[LatinoHeat210]

I'm 18, do I have potential?

[solidus2k3]

anything by Wssicks (not serious)

[VariantInterval]

The I missed the explanation of the joke? thread. Reps to anyone who can find that (just searched unsuccessfully).

AhahahaAHHAH. I remember that thread... that was ruthless.

[prospect_1]

Ok I get nice big potato all cleaned up by washing it in the sink, and I am ready for nice delicous postworkout snack cause I hear potato digest fast fast and is good after a workout. If I throw little butter on potato after it is baked then we are seeing a very good snack and I def love it and eat it quickly to help my muscle repair, I read this in teen section. Anyway I stick potato, plastic plate which hold potato, and fork in microwave and set for 13 minute. What I dont realize is fork is metal and I just stuck metal fork in microwave for 13 minute!!!!!!!! No one ever warn me bout this so im just sitting on chair reading maxim waiting for potato and I hear crackling noise coming from microwave. I look at microwave and see spark and smoke start coming, I yell help and next thing I know microwave explode!!!!!!!!! I was scared out mind!!!!! We had to call fire station and get all sort of stuff cleaned up then my mom turn her wedding ring inward facing her palm and hit me upside head two time!!! IT HURT!!! Now I have huge lump on my head and no potato

[Delta1]

i was lmao'ing at this thread: http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3469861

i laugh so hard when someone makes a thread and everyone proceeds to copy/paste their avatar for no apparent reason.

haha same. thats misc style humor for ya.

[Delta1]

Ok I get nice big potato all cleaned up by washing it in the sink, and I am ready for nice delicous postworkout snack cause I hear potato digest fast fast and is good after a workout. If I throw little butter on potato after it is baked then we are seeing a very good snack and I def love it and eat it quickly to help my muscle repair, I read this in teen section. Anyway I stick potato, plastic plate which hold potato, and fork in microwave and set for 13 minute. What I dont realize is fork is metal and I just stuck metal fork in microwave for 13 minute!!!!!!!! No one ever warn me bout this so im just sitting on chair reading maxim waiting for potato and I hear crackling noise coming from microwave. I look at microwave and see spark and smoke start coming, I yell help and next thing I know microwave explode!!!!!!!!! I was scared out mind!!!!! We had to call fire station and get all sort of stuff cleaned up then my mom turn her wedding ring inward facing her palm and hit me upside head two time!!! IT HURT!!! Now I have huge lump on my head and no potato

haha Urine_Idiot, one of the funniest trolls evar

[Meshugener87]

the thread where braindmg revealed that the pics of his hot sister were actually of a tranny. funniest thing to ever happen on the boards, IMO