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The most embarrasing thing thats ever happened to you?
Whats the most embarrasing thing thats happened to you guys?
The most embarrasing thing that happened to me. It was my first day at a new school, and i didnt really have any freinds. So i showed up late for gym (lunch, takes a long time) and everyone was allready outside. So i decided to run to the locker room to change real quick. So i ran in there, and sat my bag down on the bench, and ran to the bathroom real quick (water from lunch, goes right through me). Then i ran back into the locker room, (i was in a hurry so i just left the lights off). I got my clothes out of my bag, took my school clothes off, and sure as hell just in the middle of me putting my gym shorts on. The ****ing girls walk in. I just stood for about 15 seconds, grabbed my ****, and rant the hell outta there. Turns out i was in the girls locker room, and they were just up the hall getting the sports equipment. It took me about 3 months before i could even talk to any of those girls. My god how ****ing embarrasing!
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08-30-2005, 12:11 AM
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That almost happened to me. Luckily, P.E. teacher was at the doorway.
I lost to a girl in arm wrestling during P.E. in junior high. 
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08-30-2005, 12:13 AM
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I had just joined the BB.com board and one of the members kept calling me a clown. Then he kept sending me user messages wanting to dress up in a big red wig and a honking nose. He paid me like 50 bucks. I felt dirty afterwards and it was not long until I told him I was not going to entertain his clown fetish. I did however score me a nice tub of on protein from the BB site. Everyone thinks being a clown is a lot of fun but no one wants to be a sex object
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08-30-2005, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by Deadgame
I had just joined the BB.com board and one of the members kept calling me a clown. Then he kept sending me user messages wanting to dress up in a big red wig and a honking nose. He paid me like 50 bucks. I felt dirty afterwards and it was not long until I told him I was not going to entertain his clown fetish. I did however score me a nice tub of on protein from the BB site. Everyone thinks being a clown is a lot of fun but no one wants to be a sex object
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which mod was it dude?
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08-30-2005, 12:22 AM
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to the first poster - man that sucks. embarrasing just to think about... my story is just as bad though i'd say... maybe even worse...
at the train station one time i was walking around the corner and almost walked into this girl and was kinda like "whoa" and brought my hands up... and for no apparent reason my pants fell down lmao. i was like HOLY **** and pulled them back up straight away after having my (at the time) skinny white hairy legs revealed... i dont know if anyone else saw it, but that girl was right in front of me, face to face when it happened and was as shocked as i was. okay, consider that at the time i also had socialphobia and that just makes it worse.... holy crap that was embarrasing. sad part is that girl was at the train station the same time as me everyday... i would try to avoid seeing her lol.
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08-30-2005, 12:35 AM
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When I was in year 3 or 4 I laughed so hard I actually did piss my pants. No one seemed to care at the time though lol
Final year of school, we had surfing class. I got dumped by a wave and came up with no shorts or undies. Luckily my shorts were still attached to one ankle and I save myself the embarrasement of girls seeing my penis after being in cold water. Could of been embarrasing
Went to a 18th bday party of this girl I only recently met and I didnt know many people there. I opened the gate, people turn around to see who it is, I then step on a small round log (used to hold the gate shut for the dog) and fall on my ass infront of 40+ people.
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08-30-2005, 12:45 AM
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i was so embarrassed/ashamed when god caught me masturbating. i couldnt pray for weeks after that.
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08-30-2005, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Deadgame
I had just joined the BB.com board and one of the members kept calling me a clown. Then he kept sending me user messages wanting to dress up in a big red wig and a honking nose. He paid me like 50 bucks. I felt dirty afterwards and it was not long until I told him I was not going to entertain his clown fetish. I did however score me a nice tub of on protein from the BB site. Everyone thinks being a clown is a lot of fun but no one wants to be a sex object
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Originally Posted by Fetus Soccer
at the train station one time i was walking around the corner and almost walked into this girl and was kinda like "whoa" and brought my hands up... and for no apparent reason my pants fell down lmao.
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Originally Posted by Senor macho
i was so embarrassed/ashamed when god caught me masturbating. i couldnt pray for weeks after that.
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Ahahaha Reps for all of you!
anyway ive never done anything stupid in my life but my friend told some dumb lie about how I was trying to open a garage door while coughing the **** out of my lungs to some people, i wouldntve gotten pissed if he had not told the girl i was talking to at the time.
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08-30-2005, 02:18 AM
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I had to transfer high schools junior year b/c my parents moved (dad is in the military). On the first day of my new school (was about 3 weeks into the new school year) I had to go take a crap at the end of lunch (i ate alone). I was really tired from the lack of sleep (I was too nervous about school to sleep) the night before and I actually fell asleep on the toliet!! well I am a very deep sleeper and I kind of slowly fell over on my face and my body knocked the stall door open and i laid face down on the bathroom floor.
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
Very embarassing
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08-30-2005, 02:23 AM
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nice ending touch
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08-30-2005, 02:32 AM
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It happened in the 6th grade, and out of all the times, it happened during silent reading. It's when the teacher would assign us two chapters to read by ourselves in class, so yeah it was extremely quiet.
Well, I let out one of those farts that you least expected. My stomach felt bloated, but I didn't have the urge to fart at all. Then all of a sudden my ass just exploded out of nowhere, letting out a real loud one...I tried masking the noise by belching and making fart noises with my mouth, but we all know that never works.
It was also quite embarassing, as the girl that was sitting next to me happened to be the same chick I had a crush on that year. I'll never forget the expression on her face, and worst of all she yelled GROSS!
After we came back from recess, she told the teacher on me..she knew I farted, but told the teacher I was making strange noises instead. I was always getting in trouble before that with talking, so the teacher finally had it and moved my desk to the corner, where I sat 10ft away from everyone else.
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08-30-2005, 02:33 AM
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The real Brian Peppers
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I was using a porta potty at a big food and wine fair, hanging a piss. I forgot to lock the door properly so the thing out the front said unoccupied. Surely enough a chick opened the door, and it didnt register with me what had happened for a second at least. i just turned and looked, and I was still pissing while looking out the door at some 20 people who were standing out there. I was mortified. She said 'oh' and shut the door, and I was praying there was a back door or something I could escape out of without having to go back out and face the 20 something people who had just seen this happen. No such luck. I had to walk back out there while they tried to hold in their laughter. Needless to say I make sure those things are properly locked now.
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08-30-2005, 02:42 AM
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The Silencer
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I was praying there was a back door or something I could escape out of without having to go back out and face the 20 something people who had just seen this happen. No such luck. I had to walk back out there while they tried to hold in their laughter.
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LOL, that's what I call the 'walk of shame'
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08-30-2005, 03:18 AM
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Originally Posted by HUGE_I_AM
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
Very embarassing
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Jesus Christ! Did u still go to clss?
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08-30-2005, 03:25 AM
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My most embarrising moment is when I went to my mates house to chill and have fun get drunk and have a laugh. So after we were all preety drunk not too much just slighlty (we all knew what we were doing) except me I were kinda preety pissed. So one of my mates go, hey why don't we all masterbate, one of my other mate goes what are u gay? he goes no, so all the ****ers start whispering to each other and they never tell me what they were talking about. And one of the guys goes lets all close the lights and make it really dark that we can't see anything and masterbate, (remember I'm pissed so I dnt know a thing) and when the lights are off I take my pants off and start masterbating, and we can't see anything and my mates go are u guys doing it we go yeah and they ask me are u doing it to dude? I go yeah, so they put the lights on and I'm the only one there with funny expressions on my face jerking off, and none of them were even really jerking, it were only me. GOD!!! it were so embarrising I ran out of the room with my pants down It took me 1 month to really even to face my mates properley.
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08-30-2005, 03:28 AM
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Mine isn't the most embarrassing thing ever, infact I can't remember the most embarrassing thing ever, but in Turkey i did a backflip and for the most time after 1000 goes I ended up smacking my head against the wall which sucked because everyone was looking. I just wanted to sink to the bottem of the pool and never come up 
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08-30-2005, 03:39 AM
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Blown a few wet farts in my lifetime, but this story is literally the ****.
In january I had to drop my dad off at the airport and before we left I made myself an egg and vegie omlette. I insisted we take my moms car instead of mine. Right before we got to the airport my stomach started cramping up. I was thinkin "oh man, I hope those eggs werent poisoned" I droped him off and as I was driving home it hit me. Before I had a chance to evan think about pulling over I lost all control of my bowels and let like 4 pounds of **** blow. I couldnt stop. After a while I said **** it and just let loose. Not like I could do anything about it now. So there I was 20 miles from home, with 4 pounds of **** in my pants (not those nice firm loafs mind you, this is like ass chowder), in my MOMs car to boot. Worst drive ever. Worst mess to clean up ever. My mom came downstairs to find me cleaning her car up with some rubbergloves on. I had to explain to her that I was cleaning my **** stains out of her uphostry. Ive never been alowed to drive the car since.
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08-30-2005, 05:20 AM
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Blown a few wet farts in my lifetime, but this story is literally the ****.
In january I had to drop my dad off at the airport and before we left I made myself an egg and vegie omlette. I insisted we take my moms car instead of mine. Right before we got to the airport my stomach started cramping up. I was thinkin "oh man, I hope those eggs werent poisoned" I droped him off and as I was driving home it hit me. Before I had a chance to evan think about pulling over I lost all control of my bowels and let like 4 pounds of **** blow. I couldnt stop. After a while I said **** it and just let loose. Not like I could do anything about it now. So there I was 20 miles from home, with 4 pounds of **** in my pants (not those nice firm loafs mind you, this is like ass chowder), in my MOMs car to boot. Worst drive ever. Worst mess to clean up ever. My mom came downstairs to find me cleaning her car up with some rubbergloves on. I had to explain to her that I was cleaning my **** stains out of her uphostry. Ive never been alowed to drive the car since. |
Oh sick dude. 
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08-30-2005, 05:32 AM
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Hunting for moar fibras
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Blown a few wet farts in my lifetime, but this story is literally the ****.
In january I had to drop my dad off at the airport and before we left I made myself an egg and vegie omlette. I insisted we take my moms car instead of mine. Right before we got to the airport my stomach started cramping up. I was thinkin "oh man, I hope those eggs werent poisoned" I droped him off and as I was driving home it hit me. Before I had a chance to evan think about pulling over I lost all control of my bowels and let like 4 pounds of **** blow. I couldnt stop. After a while I said **** it and just let loose. Not like I could do anything about it now. So there I was 20 miles from home, with 4 pounds of **** in my pants (not those nice firm loafs mind you, this is like ass chowder), in my MOMs car to boot. Worst drive ever. Worst mess to clean up ever. My mom came downstairs to find me cleaning her car up with some rubbergloves on. I had to explain to her that I was cleaning my **** stains out of her uphostry. Ive never been alowed to drive the car since. |
LMAO... i feel sorry for you but i couldnt help but laugh. reps
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08-30-2005, 05:36 AM
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POGUE MOD RAPED ME
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Originally Posted by HUGE_I_AM
I had to transfer high schools junior year b/c my parents moved (dad is in the military). On the first day of my new school (was about 3 weeks into the new school year) I had to go take a crap at the end of lunch (i ate alone). I was really tired from the lack of sleep (I was too nervous about school to sleep) the night before and I actually fell asleep on the toliet!! well I am a very deep sleeper and I kind of slowly fell over on my face and my body knocked the stall door open and i laid face down on the bathroom floor.
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
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lol wtf, took a **** on your back, that's ****in disgusting
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08-30-2005, 06:37 AM
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Great thread, heres mine.
It was some field trip in elementry school, I don't really remember what it was for, I don't think I did then. But anyway midway through this presentation they let us go to the bathroom, and the speaker said which was which, but I didn't listen, because I didn't really have to go. Then in this 30 minutes break I think, damnit, I gotta piss, so I'm completly confused on which bathroom is which, so I walk into the one on the left. As im in there I look around for a urinal, and realize its nothing but stalls, and think, what the hell? Then I start looking around, and like 30 girls were starting at me. Bad times, bad times.
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08-30-2005, 07:21 AM
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I never had really emberassing moments but I have a few short ones...
When I was in middle scholl we went on a field trip and we were all sitting in a group right like 10 people. And this girl tell someone she want to make out with me and my boy tells me and I dont even know why but I was to shy back then so I was like na and then my friends kept trying to make me and the girl felt like she was turned down. Now that I think of it she was pretty cute but I dont know. I guess she was more emberassed then me,
Another one
When i was in elementary school befor class started we use to hang in an area so the teacher could pick us up, so me and all the other boys were messing around and we saw this thing that was a frog but looked like it was either dead or a toy because it wouldt move or breathe. So we start throwing stuff at it and stabbing it and I get closer and I think someone threw a stick at it and it jumped on my shirt and then I moved and it was jumping all over the place on other people to.
Thats pretty much it I know there not good but I dont have many emberassing moments, and I hope I never will.... anymore.
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08-30-2005, 07:40 AM
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At a party at my friends house. Me and a girl are both naked in the pool, hooking up. She gets me to the point that I have a raging hard on, and she gets out of the pool and walks in the back door of the house, turns around, and gives me the follow me signal. At about the same time she walks in the back door, about 7 or 8 people come walking around from the side entrance of the house to get in the pool. So I'm in the pool by myself with a full on boner. At that point there was nothing I could do. So I just got out of the pool and strolled calmly to the back door, turned around, gave my friends a thumbs thumbs up, and went inside. The looks on all their faces was priceless.
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08-30-2005, 07:57 AM
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At a party at my friends house. Me and a girl are both naked in the pool, hooking up. She gets me to the point that I have a raging hard on, and she gets out of the pool and walks in the back door of the house, turns around, and gives me the follow me signal. At about the same time she walks in the back door, about 7 or 8 people come walking around from the side entrance of the house to get in the pool. So I'm in the pool by myself with a full on boner. At that point there was nothing I could do. So I just got out of the pool and strolled calmly to the back door, turned around, gave my friends a thumbs thumbs up, and went inside. The looks on all their faces was priceless.
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08-30-2005, 08:33 AM
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best thread ever, n e wayz heres mine
i was in year 9, i think thats grade 8, and we all had to class presentations, and sod law would ave it i had an erection, so i got up there and..... u can probally work the rest out,
another 1 not mine but my mates but its a gd 1, it was new years, and he is a twin with his sister, and u know they have the same group of mates so they were at the same party, so when it came, the lights went off and everyone had to kiss the person next to them, however my mate and his twin didnt realise it but they were pullin each other, then lights came on, and my mate puked all over his sister, but even funnier is, she slipped in it as she was runnin out the room and her top came undone, omg abosolute classic
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08-30-2005, 08:59 AM
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another 1 not mine but my mates but its a gd 1, it was new years, and he is a twin with his sister, and u know they have the same group of mates so they were at the same party, so when it came, the lights went off and everyone had to kiss the person next to them, however my mate and his twin didnt realise it but they were pullin each other, then lights came on, and my mate puked all over his sister, but even funnier is, she slipped in it as she was runnin out the room and her top came undone, omg abosolute classic
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08-30-2005, 09:37 AM
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...I slipped, fell and knocked myself out cold. And yes there were people around... lots...
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08-30-2005, 09:47 AM
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Originally Posted by HUGE_I_AM
I had to transfer high schools junior year b/c my parents moved (dad is in the military). On the first day of my new school (was about 3 weeks into the new school year) I had to go take a crap at the end of lunch (i ate alone). I was really tired from the lack of sleep (I was too nervous about school to sleep) the night before and I actually fell asleep on the toliet!! well I am a very deep sleeper and I kind of slowly fell over on my face and my body knocked the stall door open and i laid face down on the bathroom floor.
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
Very embarassing
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Please, for the love of GOD, tell me that you SOMEHOW, SOMEWAY got even with those bastards!! 
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Originally Posted by HUGE_I_AM
I had to transfer high schools junior year b/c my parents moved (dad is in the military). On the first day of my new school (was about 3 weeks into the new school year) I had to go take a crap at the end of lunch (i ate alone). I was really tired from the lack of sleep (I was too nervous about school to sleep) the night before and I actually fell asleep on the toliet!! well I am a very deep sleeper and I kind of slowly fell over on my face and my body knocked the stall door open and i laid face down on the bathroom floor.
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
Very embarassing
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hahah oh man i cant breath lol.
haha omg its been like 5minutes, i have tears in my eyes and still laughing.
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08-30-2005, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by HUGE_I_AM
I had to transfer high schools junior year b/c my parents moved (dad is in the military). On the first day of my new school (was about 3 weeks into the new school year) I had to go take a crap at the end of lunch (i ate alone). I was really tired from the lack of sleep (I was too nervous about school to sleep) the night before and I actually fell asleep on the toliet!! well I am a very deep sleeper and I kind of slowly fell over on my face and my body knocked the stall door open and i laid face down on the bathroom floor.
Well... lunch ended and a bunch of kids came to use teh bathroom before class... they saw me laying there and began to laugh at me. Then one kid, Bobby the "trouble maker" started to piss on my shoes... he then pissed on my face. The other kids laughed very hard at this and started to piss on me too. Before I knew it I was 5 mins late to my class and was covered in piss and ****!! (someone took a **** on my back).
Very embarassing
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA LOLOLOLOLL
BEST POST EVER. DANM IF THATS TRUE, THEM GUYS ARE LEGENDS..
AHAHA
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