I asked a girl what she thought of my penor, she said she thought it was cute :-(
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11-15-2007, 01:01 AM #1Banned
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Has a girl ever dissed your penor? On purpose or accident?
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11-15-2007, 01:02 AM #2Banned
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Did you fucking choke her out with it?
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11-15-2007, 01:07 AM #3Cause thats what he'd'a'done huh Dahlia?Originally Posted by TheBlackDahlia
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11-15-2007, 01:13 AM #4
I was banging these 2 girls at the same time. Like not literally the same time, but I was doing one girl one night and the other girl another night. They both knew, both were friends and both were sluts so they didn't care.
But anyway they gave me this nickname after a while, they started calling me Donkey Kong!
They use say it in front of all their friends and I'd be proud but shy at the same time.
One day I'm watching a docu about Gorillas and it goes that the average Gorilla penis length is 5cm. I'm like WTF!
Now these girls didn't know this ****, so they thought they were complimenting me but the next time I saw them, one comes up to me and grabs my d*ck and goes 'o0o donkey kong'.
But I took heaps offence to it, thanks to the docu. Lol. So I told the girls off hard!
And yeah I didn't get any action from them after that. Hahaha!
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11-15-2007, 01:17 AM #5miscer
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My girl always plays with it and says its cute. Once it gets hard she says its sexy and tells me to stick it in her.
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11-15-2007, 01:20 AM #6Registered User
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In school once a girl saw my penis and burst out laughing, but other than that no, no one has dissed it.
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11-15-2007, 01:21 AM #7
One time a girl asked me, "Is it in yet?" It was.
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11-15-2007, 01:23 AM #8Registered User
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I've only been complemented thus far.
Good to be bigger than average!One day at a time...
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11-15-2007, 01:29 AM #9Unregistered User
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5 inches is smaller the average... just sayinOriginally Posted by DougB541
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11-15-2007, 01:30 AM #10Humptastic Sextacular!
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Once a girl told me I was bigger than her ex-boyfriend "in some ways". I could take that any number of ways...
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11-15-2007, 01:30 AM #11deadlift ftw
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ive been told i have a big wang
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11-15-2007, 01:30 AM #12Registered User
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You tater tots!
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11-15-2007, 01:31 AM #13Shake and bake
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Well this one time during vaginal intercourse I heard her trying to speak but it was muffled by a foreign object I looked in her mouth to sea what the problem was and saw the tip of my penor. It could have been something derogative but I'm not sure.(serious)
Last edited by SmashItUp; 11-15-2007 at 01:34 AM.
hello sir. i am wanting to touch girl butt. any of dis people hur dun touching girl butt when u no know them? if u dun go and just touch dis girl butt what she do?"
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11-15-2007, 01:31 AM #14The gangster of Spain
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nah because they know what happens when they say something to me...
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11-15-2007, 01:33 AM #15Registered User
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my girl likes to play the song ''Short Dick Man'' around me all the time.
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11-15-2007, 01:37 AM #16Banned
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AFter me and my ex broke up she told people i had a small penor. But then again it felt good when she gagged on it, i should of used that as a response, oh well bitches will be bitches.
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11-15-2007, 01:38 AM #17Gotta Get Hyoooooge!
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so once i showed it to a girl (black) and she was like oh no its fine...
but once i was banging this girl going all out and the tv was on (same girl)
needless to say i was pissed as all she did was look at tv while i was pumping her
Rome wasn't built in a day...
Catch me on your big screen...with a soccer ball in my hand...
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11-15-2007, 01:39 AM #18Gotta Get Hyoooooge!
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:'(Originally Posted by jlick
Rome wasn't built in a day...
Catch me on your big screen...with a soccer ball in my hand...
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11-15-2007, 01:41 AM #19Registered User
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Just what size do girls think is small? is it 5 inches or something like that?
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11-15-2007, 01:46 AM #20Registered User
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r-tard and that doc was fake. It ruined your life. lolOriginally Posted by LUCKY_13
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11-15-2007, 01:47 AM #21Banned
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dude it depends. I have normal penor size 6 to 6 1/2 or something. But some girls i ****ed said it was big, some were neutral. It just depends on how many cocks the whore your ****ing has seen.Originally Posted by Winterhawk
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11-15-2007, 01:50 AM #22Machine gun funk, baby
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All my gf's knew better than that. One specific time I remember we tried the old PIITB, and she said she couldn't keep going because it "hurt too bad". I was undoubtedly dissappointed, but I also had that fraction of satisfaction in the back of my head: "YEAH THAT'S RIGHT. IT DOES HURT. YOU KNOW WHYY?"
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11-15-2007, 01:53 AM #23New level of Degeneration
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Cuz you can't tell a butt hole from a belly button?Originally Posted by Mafiafolife77
Life may be black & white, but the grey is where the living is!
Be thankful when you have hit rock bottom, for the only way to go then is up.
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11-15-2007, 01:54 AM #24Machine gun funk, baby
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Shhhhh...Originally Posted by BlackHermit
I can still have hope.
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11-15-2007, 02:01 AM #25GGGGGG-Men
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Nah never been dissed...One girl said she wouldn't want it bigger, another said it was bigger then her ex's and it felt bigger then it looked and the girl I lost my virginity to said it looked bigger then me lol....I was real skinny back then though..
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11-15-2007, 02:05 AM #26from 307 to 228 jacked
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lol at EVERYONE having big wangs.. suuurre.
Im happy with what Ive got. Never had a problem or dissatisfied woman. Compliments of course.
The thing Im most proud about my wang? lol..
Its a damn good looking wang..
So many f*cked up looking dicks out there, big or small some look messed up.I rep back
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11-15-2007, 02:06 AM #27If you know it was fake, then you seem to have some deep knowledge of Gorillas' di*ks. :sOriginally Posted by ineed$
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11-15-2007, 02:08 AM #28New level of Degeneration
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Originally Posted by AllSho
Lol at Allsho thinking he even has a wang.. suuurre.
Nah just JK.Life may be black & white, but the grey is where the living is!
Be thankful when you have hit rock bottom, for the only way to go then is up.
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11-15-2007, 02:09 AM #29New level of Degeneration
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Some things are best left alone my friend.Originally Posted by LUCKY_13
Life may be black & white, but the grey is where the living is!
Be thankful when you have hit rock bottom, for the only way to go then is up.
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11-15-2007, 02:09 AM #30Banned
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i got told off some random while i was banging her 'wow ur big'.............then she said 'just look at the size of ur shoulders!'
and theres was me thinking she was talking bout my manhood
(SERIOUS)
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