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11-13-2007, 03:25 PM
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i pooped on my female roommate while she was sleeping lastnight!
last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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11-13-2007, 03:26 PM
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pics or it didnt happen...
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11-13-2007, 03:26 PM
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Are you aware last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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11-13-2007, 03:26 PM
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This Takes Skill
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lol wut?
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11-13-2007, 03:26 PM
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Banned
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sick,kinda funny, slightly homo, wont remember.
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11-13-2007, 03:26 PM
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Pimp Master
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lol stick to the jailbait threads!
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11-13-2007, 03:31 PM
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Did you make sure to wash your hands first?
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11-13-2007, 03:31 PM
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at BCT brb in 2 months
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this is a true story!
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11-13-2007, 03:31 PM
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Speakin' the TRUTH
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azumi121
last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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U try to hard 
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11-13-2007, 03:32 PM
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U.S. Navy Sub Vet
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azumi121
last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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11-13-2007, 03:32 PM
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Mr. Fast Twitch
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Originally Posted by dustin156
U try too hard |
But I do agree.
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11-13-2007, 03:33 PM
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Are you aware last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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11-13-2007, 03:35 PM
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starting aGain
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Quote:
Originally Posted by azumi121
last night me and some of the gang were hanging out playing x-box 360 and watching gay porn so we could have a good laugh, well needless to say we were pretty loud and my female roommate: Constance, was pretty pissed about it and screamed at me and the guys....so naturally since she embarrassed me in front of the homies i had to get her back....so after she was fast asleep i squatted down over her with my ass and blast propelled a steamy, fat and slimy ass rocket straight onto her face...me and the guys cracked up as she cringed in fear of being objectified by my butt chocolate!
it was awesome!
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11-13-2007, 03:35 PM
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i lold
wtf, looking at teh ghey prons?
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11-13-2007, 03:38 PM
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at BCT brb in 2 months
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Baby_Jesus
i lold
wtf, looking at teh ghey prons?
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its funny stuff....all the swinging balls and stuff!
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11-13-2007, 03:42 PM
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I don't know why but I laughed!
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11-13-2007, 03:42 PM
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Registered User
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i lol'd but seams a little far fetched
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11-13-2007, 03:47 PM
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I must Break you
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all your posts have some kind of homo element to them. I demand you explain yourself.
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10-05-2009, 02:16 PM
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Beer Alliance
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ass rocket, lol
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