I was at a bar the other night, and I saw a girl ask a guy "Will you buy me a drink?" Right away he said "SURE!"
As soon as he handed her the drink, the girl turned and walked away and the guy had a sad expression on his face.
That got me thinking, what are some good responses for when a girl asks "Will you buy me a drink?"
Here's mine
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Baby, I don't buy drinks for women that I'm not having sex with already.
or
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: You sound like the homeless guy I met on my way to work asking for handouts so he can buy his liquor. *both of these said with a joking tone
I can invision this scenerio leading up to more convo, but I've never tried it out, but I will the next time I'm asked this question at a bar.
Just thought I would post this thought provoking thread. Feel free to add more responses.
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11-12-2007, 06:12 AM #1Banned
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List your responses for when a girl at a bar asks you "Will you buy me a drink?"
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11-12-2007, 06:20 AM #2Registered User
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Her "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me "Will you blow me?"
If she has a job, she can buy her own drinks." The more I learn about people, the more I like my dog"
- Mark Twain
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11-12-2007, 06:22 AM #3Registered User
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"can i get 1 water on the rocks for the lady over here?"
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11-12-2007, 06:24 AM #4Registered User
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"will you buy me a drink?"
"no"
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11-12-2007, 06:24 AM #5Registered User
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her: will you buy me a drink?
you: nohiya
PSN: med171
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11-12-2007, 06:26 AM #6Registered User
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im too pretty to buy drinks
or i just laugh in their face
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11-12-2007, 06:29 AM #7Banned
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No
why waste your money on stupid girls who mean nothing, when you could be buying food and supplements
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11-12-2007, 06:30 AM #8yo
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"no, negged."
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11-12-2007, 06:45 AM #9Vidi, Vici, Veni.
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best one here IMOOriginally Posted by rampagefc77
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11-12-2007, 06:49 AM #10Cardio freak
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"what am i getting in exchange?"
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11-12-2007, 07:19 AM #11Registered User
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Her: will you buy me a drink?
Me: What's that you say you want to buy me a drink? Sure!
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11-12-2007, 07:25 AM #12Registered User
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When she asks you to "buy her a drink" or "get her a drink" just say yes.
Walk upto the bar, ask for a glass of water which is free, take it over and hand it to her, wink and walk off.
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11-12-2007, 07:39 AM #13Jew Crew Member
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x2, unless she asked me for some whey protein at the bar she's meaningless to me..Originally Posted by Liftinglover
"Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you are doing, you will be successful."
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11-12-2007, 07:41 AM #14Registered Fistpumper
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Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Yes, but it comes with a mandatory one night with Roca.**New Jersey Crew (732)**
Don't run with the herd, run away from it.
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11-12-2007, 07:44 AM #15I Stayed at a Holiday Inn
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I'd go with: "Why, do I look THAT desperate?" and throw in a small chuckle. Then counter with how about you buy the first round and I'll get the next.
Inconceivable!
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11-12-2007, 08:05 AM #16SFW!
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My standard reply is:
"No, I don't do that."I'm not DrewDarden
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11-12-2007, 08:06 AM #17Banned
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I have another one.
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: No, but YOU can buy me one!
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11-12-2007, 08:07 AM #18BEAST MODE
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"Will you buy me a drink?"
"Maybe one day..."
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11-12-2007, 08:12 AM #19"Talon"
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wow, what a cool dude you are. screw saying something clever and turning the situation around to lead to conversation; maintaining an image of a stone cold badass and making her walk away is more important.Originally Posted by Drew23
i really like the water one, using that asap.b.s. exercise science, nsca-cscs
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11-12-2007, 08:21 AM #20SFW!
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They might walk away, but they usually come back.Originally Posted by CaV961
I'm not DrewDarden
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11-12-2007, 08:24 AM #21uh huh
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I laugh and say no in a patronising way.
I've said that too.I have another one.
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: No, but YOU can buy me one!
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11-12-2007, 08:26 AM #22Registered User
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two chicks came up to me and two of my friends a few weeks ago asking for us to buy them drinks. we gave them a hard time, and flirted a little bit. we told them to make out and we would get them a drink. they made out, and we didn't buy them **** lol.
i hate being asked that!!!
here is a good reply:
"why would i want to do that?"WHO DAT
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11-12-2007, 08:49 AM #23Going to Germany
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I normally tell them sure, then I tell the bartender to bring 2 double shots of Everclear.
One girl actually took the shot....and she ended up coming home with my buddie. Good wingman I am."Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity."--Albert Einstein
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11-12-2007, 08:59 AM #24Registered User
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Tell them sure thats what i really wanted to do tonight pay for someone else to drink on my tab.
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11-12-2007, 09:01 AM #25Banned
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"what will that buy me?"
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11-12-2007, 09:03 AM #26Registered User
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OMG SOO TRU BODYBILDER MAN!!1Originally Posted by Liftinglover
this is the misc, get off all the "why waste time on any other activities other than lifting 24-7" ****When I get sad, I stop being sad. And be awesome instead.
Ain't nothin' but a peanut.
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11-12-2007, 09:45 AM #27Spartan#169- Spear Master
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You buy me one, and we can talk about that second drink.
Don't listen to me. Ever. Got it?
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11-12-2007, 09:49 AM #28Registered User
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Ok I'm obviously too young to go to bars, etc.... But if I were you I'd say:
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: "I don't give in that easily"
or: "I was about to ask you the same question"
or: "And what will I get in return?"
Hmm, there's endless realistic responses....
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11-12-2007, 10:00 AM #29CEO'ing but not balling
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Years of experience has taught me one thing. You never know where your next lay is coming from. Just cause some girl is being a princess and asking for a drink doesn't mean you should shoot her down and send her off.
"Will you buy me a drink?"
"Sure, you get the first round and I'll get the second."
If she keeps insisting on you buying the first drink for her only remind her that plenty of average desperate losers would line up to buy her one but you're not that kind of guy. Give her a wink and walk off.5 years of working out and 50 more to go.
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11-12-2007, 10:08 AM #30GO HEAVY OR GO HOME!!!
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"Wanna buy me a drink"
Show me your tits.
"Ok Here ya go"
Those arent good enough. You loseChicago Crew
"ITS OK MIKE"
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