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11-12-2007, 07:12 AM
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List your responses for when a girl at a bar asks you "Will you buy me a drink?"
I was at a bar the other night, and I saw a girl ask a guy "Will you buy me a drink?" Right away he said "SURE!"
As soon as he handed her the drink, the girl turned and walked away and the guy had a sad expression on his face.
That got me thinking, what are some good responses for when a girl asks "Will you buy me a drink?"
Here's mine
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Baby, I don't buy drinks for women that I'm not having sex with already.
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Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: You sound like the homeless guy I met on my way to work asking for handouts so he can buy his liquor. *both of these said with a joking tone
I can invision this scenerio leading up to more convo, but I've never tried it out, but I will the next time I'm asked this question at a bar.
Just thought I would post this thought provoking thread. Feel free to add more responses.
Last edited by ryannath; 11-12-2007 at 07:15 AM.
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11-12-2007, 07:20 AM
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Cimmerian
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Her "Will you buy me a drink?"
Me "Will you blow me?"
If she has a job, she can buy her own drinks.
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11-12-2007, 07:22 AM
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"can i get 1 water on the rocks for the lady over here?"
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11-12-2007, 07:24 AM
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"will you buy me a drink?"
"no"
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11-12-2007, 07:24 AM
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her: will you buy me a drink?
you: no
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11-12-2007, 07:26 AM
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im too pretty to buy drinks
or i just laugh in their face
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11-12-2007, 07:29 AM
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No
why waste your money on stupid girls who mean nothing, when you could be buying food and supplements
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11-12-2007, 07:30 AM
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"no, negged."
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11-12-2007, 07:45 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by rampagefc77
"will you buy me a drink??"
"can i get 1 water on the rocks for the lady over here?"
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best one here IMO
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11-12-2007, 07:49 AM
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"will you buy me a drink??"
"what am i getting in exchange?"
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11-12-2007, 08:19 AM
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Her: will you buy me a drink?
Me: What's that you say you want to buy me a drink? Sure!
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11-12-2007, 08:25 AM
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When she asks you to "buy her a drink" or "get her a drink" just say yes.
Walk upto the bar, ask for a glass of water which is free, take it over and hand it to her, wink and walk off.
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11-12-2007, 08:39 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Liftinglover
No
why waste your money on stupid girls who mean nothing, when you could be buying food and supplements
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x2, unless she asked me for some whey protein at the bar she's meaningless to me..
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11-12-2007, 08:41 AM
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Her:Will you buy me a drink?
Me: Yes, but it comes with a mandatory one night with Roca.
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11-12-2007, 08:44 AM
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I'd go with: "Why, do I look THAT desperate?" and throw in a small chuckle. Then counter with how about you buy the first round and I'll get the next.
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11-12-2007, 09:05 AM
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My standard reply is:
"No, I don't do that."
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11-12-2007, 09:06 AM
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I have another one.
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: No, but YOU can buy me one!
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11-12-2007, 09:07 AM
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"Will you buy me a drink?"
"Maybe one day..."
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11-12-2007, 09:12 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Drew23
My standard reply is:
"No, I don't do that."
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wow, what a cool dude you are. screw saying something clever and turning the situation around to lead to conversation; maintaining an image of a stone cold badass and making her walk away is more important.
i really like the water one, using that asap.
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11-12-2007, 09:21 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by CaV961
wow, what a cool dude you are. screw saying something clever and turning the situation around to lead to conversation; maintaining an image of a stone cold badass and making her walk away is more important.
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They might walk away, but they usually come back.
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11-12-2007, 09:24 AM
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I laugh and say no in a patronising way.
Quote:
I have another one.
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: No, but YOU can buy me one!
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I've said that too.
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11-12-2007, 09:26 AM
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two chicks came up to me and two of my friends a few weeks ago asking for us to buy them drinks. we gave them a hard time, and flirted a little bit. we told them to make out and we would get them a drink. they made out, and we didn't buy them **** lol.
i hate being asked that!!!
here is a good reply:
"why would i want to do that?"
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11-12-2007, 09:49 AM
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I normally tell them sure, then I tell the bartender to bring 2 double shots of Everclear. 
One girl actually took the shot....and she ended up coming home with my buddie. Good wingman I am.
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11-12-2007, 09:59 AM
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Tell them sure thats what i really wanted to do tonight pay for someone else to drink on my tab.
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11-12-2007, 10:01 AM
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"what will that buy me?"
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11-12-2007, 10:03 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Liftinglover
No
why waste your money on stupid girls who mean nothing, when you could be buying food and supplements
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OMG SOO TRU BODYBILDER MAN!!1
this is the misc, get off all the "why waste time on any other activities other than lifting 24-7" ****
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11-12-2007, 10:45 AM
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You buy me one, and we can talk about that second drink.
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11-12-2007, 10:49 AM
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Ok I'm obviously too young to go to bars, etc.... But if I were you I'd say:
Her: Will you buy me a drink?
Me: "I don't give in that easily"
or: "I was about to ask you the same question"
or: "And what will I get in return?"
Hmm, there's endless realistic responses....
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11-12-2007, 11:00 AM
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Years of experience has taught me one thing. You never know where your next lay is coming from. Just cause some girl is being a princess and asking for a drink doesn't mean you should shoot her down and send her off.
"Will you buy me a drink?"
"Sure, you get the first round and I'll get the second."
If she keeps insisting on you buying the first drink for her only remind her that plenty of average desperate losers would line up to buy her one but you're not that kind of guy. Give her a wink and walk off.
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11-12-2007, 11:08 AM
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GO HEAVY OR GO HOME!!!
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"Wanna buy me a drink"
Show me your tits.
"Ok Here ya go"
Those arent good enough. You lose
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