If you could take DMBsAmericanbaby on a date..

**rude boy** · 11-09-2007, 02:07 PM

where would you take her?

I'd probably pick her up in a horse & carriage and take her go-kart racing. then we'd get protein shakes from smoothie king and i'd give her a foot massage in the parking lot. hopefully this would win her over

**philhyp** · 11-09-2007, 02:08 PM

She doesn't meet my standards (Yes serious)

I would take her to McD's then **** her in the parking lot next to the dumpster

**dabbmw2002** · 11-09-2007, 02:09 PM

Originally Posted by philhyp

She doesn't meet my standards (Yes serious)

I would take her to McD's then **** her in the parking lot next to the dumpster

(yes, in red)

**thought_crime** · 11-09-2007, 02:11 PM

Originally Posted by rude boy

where would you take her?

I'd probably pick her up in a horse & carriage and take her go-kart racing. then we'd get protein shakes from smoothie king and i'd give her a foot massage in the parking lot. hopefully this would win her over

wow strong fantasy date = wow strong loser irl

**philhyp** · 11-09-2007, 02:11 PM

Oh, and she has to order off the dollar menu, cause otherwise I won't pay for her

**no_strain_no_ga** · 11-09-2007, 02:12 PM

I'll pick her up, take her to the closest Theme Park, take her out to dinner, come and chill @ my place, than when she isn't looking, pull out my cook book

**Darkwatcher758** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

take her to jacknbox.. dolla dolla bill yall

**beaul** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

Originally Posted by rude boy

where would you take her?

I'd probably pick her up in a horse & carriage and take her go-kart racing. then we'd get protein shakes from smoothie king and i'd give her a foot massage in the parking lot. hopefully this would win her over

How not to be an alpha male 101 right here folks....

**ze all knowing** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

you guys are pathetic

look at how much you are obsessing over some chick who obviously loves this unfound attention

sad bastards, get a life

**5x10** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

saltgrass(steak house) and then some drinking and dancing

**jturton7** · 11-09-2007, 02:13 PM

id take her out for a nice seafood dinner and NEVER call her again

**Dummkopf** · 11-09-2007, 02:14 PM

Take her to chucky cheese

**boosteddatsun** · 11-09-2007, 02:14 PM

Probably boating on the river during summer and if she wanted drinks (i dunno if that's in her diet :P) there's a couple bars you can only get to by boat.

**rude boy** · 11-09-2007, 02:15 PM

christ, it's just a joke. all you people saying **** like "blah blah get a life," you're the ones who need to get a sense of humor. lol @ ur low-life selves

**PatrickDurden** · 11-09-2007, 02:16 PM

My bedroom

**cabocoleman** · 11-09-2007, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by rude boy

where would you take her?

I'd probably pick her up in a horse & carriage and take her go-kart racing. then we'd get protein shakes from smoothie king and i'd give her a foot massage in the parking lot. hopefully this would win her over

Don't forget to remove her glass shoes.

**Lift_harder** · 11-09-2007, 02:16 PM

Do we have a spoon pic? Until then, strong 13 yr old pretending to be a chick!

**Dummkopf** · 11-09-2007, 02:17 PM

I'd go to a petting zoo to get some sheep pussy. Then she would get some horse dick and eventually my horse sized dick.

**there92** · 11-09-2007, 02:17 PM

you fail at 'joking'.

get off the internet

**yeahbuddie** · 11-09-2007, 02:17 PM

taco bell holmes.

**injured44** · 11-09-2007, 02:18 PM

the only way id get a girl like that invovles chloroform

**subterfuge** · 11-09-2007, 02:18 PM

Probably get reservations at Dorsia. I'd order her the peanut butter soup...
with smoked duck and mashed squash. She'd love it.

**kalagan** · 11-09-2007, 02:18 PM

First i'd offer her some roses, i'd bring her to the greatest restaurant ever and.......fuk that, i'm not rich enough.

I will ask her if she wants to come home to listening to music, talking and smoking a pot.

**boosteddatsun** · 11-09-2007, 02:21 PM

Originally Posted by kalagan

I will ask her if she wants to come home to listening to music, talking and smoking a pot.

**subterfuge** · 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by boosteddatsun

that's a nice pot. Id smoke that right up!

**Darkwatcher758** · 11-09-2007, 02:22 PM

Originally Posted by boosteddatsun

LMFAO you got me busting up at work

**juggalomike** · 11-09-2007, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by no_strain_no_ga

I'll pick her up, take her to the closest Theme Park, take her out to dinner, come and chill @ my place, than when she isn't looking, pull out my cook book

i lold, repd

**no_strain_no_ga** · 11-09-2007, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by kalagan

First i'd offer her some roses, i'd bring her to the greatest restaurant ever and.......fuk that, i'm not rich enough.

I will ask her if she wants to come home to listening to music, talking and smoking a pot.

see, that is why you dont have a girlfriend. Your approach is just awful!

**PopeyesChicken** · 11-09-2007, 02:23 PM

Knees too pointy 2/10

**abresky** · 11-09-2007, 02:23 PM

Originally Posted by boosteddatsun

i lol'd

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