DEREK OMG DO NOT MASTURBATE.
There's like millions of potential babies in there, and if you masturbate you kill all of th3m!!!OMFGZ.
Everytime you masturbate, God puts a mark on your file of how many eternal lifes you have to spend in hell. Plus, masturbation makes you lose strength and women don't want to marry you, and your family hates you!!!!
dude dont masturbate. all your muscles will just fade away, you can try slow that process down with tons of protein but it'll just blow up your kidneys and u might even develop some neuromuscular disorders, and god knows what other ****..