Today at family friendly gym.
Guy: Hey, don't mean to bother you but I have a question to ask
Me: No problem, what's on your mind.
Guy: Well, I don't know how to aks this but, what do you charge?
Me: For what.
Guy: You know man, creatine and other steroids. I need to start seeing more gains.
Me: Well I'm flattered but I'm 100% natural.
Guy: Oh (sarcastically) I see. Well, have a good workout.
Such a good day for the ego.
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08-04-2005, 03:15 PM #1
*whipes tear from eye* Finally got accussed of juicing
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08-04-2005, 03:32 PM #2Resident gym sasquash
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lollol thats pretty awesome man. gj, u must be pretty jacked
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08-04-2005, 03:34 PM #3Registered User
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Nice. I bet you've been waiting for that for a while. That's one of the best compliments a natural guy can get imo.
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08-04-2005, 03:38 PM #4RAP MUFFINZ
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LOL Congrats, man. Keep up the good work!
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08-04-2005, 03:39 PM #5Dat Dere Cell-Tech
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Originally Posted by Lion Heart
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Congrats on the compliment though.
AS"Adversity reveals genius, prosperity conceals it."
Think about what you want in life. Then ask yourself what you're doing to achieve it.
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08-04-2005, 03:43 PM #6
Yeah, I did have a hard time not wanting to slap him for that creatine comment. The funny thing about all this is that I don't even use whey. Everything that goes into my body is whole food.
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08-04-2005, 03:48 PM #7Unknown
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Haha, good for you.
NY Rangers - NY Giants - NY Mets
RIP Zyzz- "forever mirin"
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08-04-2005, 03:55 PM #8Banned
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Good for you. Although, I do supplement with two whey protein shakes per day, I think all other supplements are crap! This reminds me of the time, about a year ago, when I started doing 20 rep squats, and I gained about 30lbs., that my brother, (and closest friend), asked me, "You would tell me if you were doing steroids, wouldn't you bro?" And I never have, but man it makes you feel good. Great for you Lion Heart.Originally Posted by Lion Heart
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08-04-2005, 03:57 PM #9Booyakasha
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Ha nice, you got to love that... and when you look out the corner of your eyes and you see people staring at you; its nice once in a while.
The best I have ever got it some high school kids came up to me and said "Hey dude... do you take 1-AD". LOL.
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08-04-2005, 04:00 PM #10∆Ω◊¿çēōŀĭň?◊Ω∆
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SweeeetOriginally Posted by Lion HeartRegards,
Ceolin
Big Brother is watching you.
"The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes."
Benjamin Disraeli, first Prime Minister of England, in a novel he published in 1844 called Coningsby, the New Generation
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08-04-2005, 04:14 PM #11Registered User
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If that guy thinks creatine is a steroid, charge him some good coin for the stuff and be on your way
It's always nice to be accused of juicing."Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices." - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Pumping Iron
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08-04-2005, 04:28 PM #12Iron Snowflake
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I'm still waiting for people to notice that I work out
I don't know either lol
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08-04-2005, 04:32 PM #13Registered User
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I can sell you some good steroids. There's this new stuff called creatine. Make you strong like bull.Originally Posted by W8isGR8I'm still waiting for people to notice that I work out"Franco is pretty smart, but Franco's a child, and when it comes to the day of the contest, I am his father. He comes to me for advices. So it's not that hard for me to give him the wrong advices." - Arnold Schwarzenegger - Pumping Iron
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08-04-2005, 04:34 PM #14∆Ω◊¿çēōŀĭň?◊Ω∆
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Originally Posted by Overload
Yeah but that stuff makes your penis shrink AND you get gyno. Not to mention hair on your palms and pigs flying out of your ass.Regards,
Ceolin
Big Brother is watching you.
"The world is governed by very different personages from what is imagined by those who are not behind the scenes."
Benjamin Disraeli, first Prime Minister of England, in a novel he published in 1844 called Coningsby, the New Generation
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08-04-2005, 04:37 PM #15Iron Snowflake
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OOOOH! OOOOH! Is it made by muscle-tech? I hear Dat Der Cell-Tech is good sh*t!Originally Posted by OverloadI don't know either lol
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08-04-2005, 04:55 PM #16Registered User
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Yay!
17 years
200 lbs
5' 11"
Well, I am massive...
Here is a picture of me:
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08-04-2005, 05:21 PM #17Registered User
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Got pics?
Lifter,"Absorb what is useful, reject what is useless." Bruce Lee
"The pain of bodybuilding is inevitable, but whether you suffer or not is entirely up to you."
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08-04-2005, 05:23 PM #18In Rebuilding Mode
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lol at guy lumping creatine in together with "other steroids". Dumbass.
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08-04-2005, 05:26 PM #19
*pats you on the back* you deserve that indirect compliment. lolOriginally Posted by Lion Heart
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08-04-2005, 05:27 PM #20hmmmm...maybe this is a sign....maybe whole food is betteR?Originally Posted by Lion Heart
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08-04-2005, 05:44 PM #21
Ya know, that's not a bad idea overload.
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08-04-2005, 06:15 PM #22Registered User
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that is sweet! you have a pic so we can see? also, you take no supps? how many cals you get a day? grams of protein?Originally Posted by Lion Heart
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08-04-2005, 07:28 PM #23
No dig camera etc. If you want a good idea of what I look like I'm built very similar to John Cena, but a little more ripped. I'm not the biggest nor am I the smallest. The thing I am proudest of though is that I am very proportionate.
As for grams cals, protein, etc, I don't really count them as I have been at this long enough and can just go by my gut. I would estimate that about 30% of my cals come from protein.
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08-04-2005, 07:33 PM #24Hunting for moar fibras
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Definetly an ego booster, must mean your doing things right... good work
"A good thread is like a miniskirt. Short enough to keep you interested, and long enough to cover the entire subject"
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08-04-2005, 08:18 PM #25Redneck College Student
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I was accused of juicing in high school. Morons.
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08-04-2005, 08:37 PM #26Registered User
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Since you want to be an ass to them for no reason. Because he had an ego booster today.
Did you get accused of juicing because a women saw the size of your penis & figured the reason it was so small had to be the roids?
& Booger, yes this is directed to you
Why do you have to be a dick & ruin a thread
& Lion, props on the ego booster.Last edited by burlybig; 08-04-2005 at 08:40 PM.
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08-04-2005, 10:10 PM #27Bigger than Darklight
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Originally Posted by Lion Heart
wow thats awesome. how long have u been lifting?
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08-04-2005, 10:15 PM #28Registered User
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That's good stuff Lion! No bigger compliment for a natural lifter!
You should get yourself one of those shirts that says on the front, "No I'm not on steroids" and on the back, "Thanks for asking though!".
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08-05-2005, 11:11 AM #29Registered User
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john cena! youre as big as him? he is like 240lbs, at what 6'3''? so you are a more ripped John Cena, diggidy dag yo!Originally Posted by Lion Heart
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08-05-2005, 11:36 AM #30Squats traps to grass
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From the Jean Claude Van Damme movie:Originally Posted by Lion Heart
LIIIOOONNNN HEEEEAAAARRRRRT!!!!!!!
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