Me vs. big dog - Who would win

[DieselZ]

me (manmore)







or (1 or the other)

















Honestly, I think I'd win.
I have major aggression, tactics (busting its jaw).. etc.
My friends on the other hand think a stupid dog would win... they phail

What do you think?

[LLoydBanks]

dog would rip you to shreds

[Brassarn]

give up an arm first and let it bite too it
then u can control it and get its back and start ripping its eyes, sqeeze its throat and punch it

[DieselZ]

give up an arm first and let it bite too it
then u can control it and get its back and start ripping its eyes, sqeeze its throat and punch it

exactly dude...

like just get evil with it.. rip its limbs off and sh*t.. u could fuk a dog right up..

people are so scared of them, i dont get it.

[Brassarn]

how well do you think it would work to kick it in the head? granted you wear some kind of shoes for a little protection

thing that worries is that it might throw you off balance if it gets your leg/foot

[sonicology]

Honestly I think you could take it, unless you got careless and let it get you by the throat.

[The Thing]

I'm gonna go with this dog...

He's 170lbs by the way...

[DieselZ]

Honestly I think you could take it, unless you got careless and let it get you by the throat.

even so..

your gunna die if it gets you there.. .

if you're completely in rage mode, that dog is going to f*cking suffer.


Like really I would tackle that b*tch and f*ck its world up.
I dont get why people are scared of dogs..

Maybe some of you smaller guys (no offence).. but with my weight and size, no dog would over power me any day (not talking myself up)

yeah i duno

[DieselZ]

I'm gonna go with this dog...

I so would.. I would kick it right in the ribs and as it gets ahold of my wrist I would tear its neck apart, ram my fist into its head so f*ckin hard it wouldnt know what the hell happened, then break its legs, and proceed to stomp its head into the ground.

[The Thing]

Tear it's neck apart? Do you see that neck? With what are you going to tear it's neck apart? Your hands?

[LLoydBanks]

Honestly, even though ur way bigger than the dog it will still kill you... Imagine you kick the dog.. the dog gets really pissed and starts tearing your balls apart... you wont be able to do anything coz you will be in so much pain... and in about few seconds you will see ur balls in the dogs mouth and pass out.

[yaman]

DUDE, a powerfull dogs bite is enough to stop you fighting back.

The pain is overwhelming you simply would'nt be able to fight back Its like an instinct when you feel pain like that to just submit.

If you had protection on your arm, If you gave the dog your arm you could get it on its back and sit on it, snap its legs, break its ribs,choke it, poke its eyes out, punch it, stand on its face.

But if you don't have protection your finished buddy.

[Brassarn]

that pic is pretty badass

[Mr Beer]

I think humans>dogs. Humans are bigger, stronger and smarter. A dog cannot grapple. A dog is limited to biting and slamming. A human can strike, grapple and gouge. An average male dog vs average male human, I'd bet on the dog.

EDIT

Of course, a 150lbs fighting dog vs. a 150lbs desk jockey, dog wins. I'm talking a 180lbs man vs. a decent sized dog, maybe 100lbs.

[DieselZ]

Honestly, even though ur way bigger than the dog it will still kill you... Imagine you kick the dog.. the dog gets really pissed and starts tearing your balls apart... you wont be able to do anything coz you will be in so much pain... and in about few seconds you will see ur balls in the dogs mouth and pass out.

completely false..

you obviously havent been in a "life or death" type street fight..

you do what you gotta do man... I would rip my hand into his neck like my hand was a dagger.. and even if he had my balls i would continue absolutely reeming on his head so hard.

I dont know if you've been hit hard by a heavyweight but usually things fall down when theyre hit over n over by someone with KO power..

Just sayin

[yaman]

completely false..

you obviously havent been in a "life or death" type street fight..

you do what you gotta do man... I would rip my hand into his neck like my hand was a dagger.. and even if he had my balls i would continue absolutely reeming on his head so hard.

I dont know if you've been hit hard by a heavyweight but usually things fall down when theyre hit over n over by someone with KO power..

Just sayin

LOL dude, the pain of getting bitten by a dog is enough to make any person submit, Thats just a fact, If your not well padded your gonna go straight down and the dog is gonna rape you!!Plus dogs feel less pain than us,And fighting breeds feel even less again.You would get ****ed up dude LOL.

[The Thing]

you obviously havent been in a "life or death" type street fight..

you obviously have never been bitten by a powerful dog...

[Pink Dumbbell]

Dogs can't fight back if they're dead. Just sayin'.

[DieselZ]

LOL dude, the pain of getting bitten by a dog is enough to make any person submit, Thats just a fact, If your not well padded your gonna go straight down and the dog is gonna rape you!!Plus dogs feel less pain than us,And fighting breeds feel even less again.You would get ****ed up dude LOL.

How can you honestly sit there and say that dog would kill me?

I have way more intellect, equal power (different way), speed, etc..

There is no way I wouldnt absolutely tear that dog apart before it had a chance at taking my life.
I just cant see it.

I could see me being pretty injured.. but pain only lasts for a couple seconds until instinct kicks in...
Then that dog is going to get fuked up.. and I mean bad.. like I would have its eye balls in my hands n ****.. jaw broken, dog would be fuked up dude..

I duno

[TheCreature55]

LOL, this reminds me of that thread stillskinny made in the teen section where his friends were going to pay him to fight a pitbull and he was looking for good exercises to bulk up. Funny ****

[TheCreature55]

I could see me being pretty injured.. but pain only lasts for a couple seconds until instinct kicks in...
Then that dog is going to get fuked up.. and I mean bad.. like I would have its eye balls in my hands n ****.. jaw broken, dog would be fuked up dude..
I duno

I know this thread isn't serious but I had to say it anyway. If you think that 'instinct' is going to kick in and remove the pain for you, this same 'instinct' is amplified by like 10x for the dog. Dogs like the one you can posted can basically keep on fighting until they're dead.

[The Thing]

Powerful dogs, like the ones in this thread don't just 'hurt' when they bite. They break bones...

[yaman]

How can you honestly sit there and say that dog would kill me?

I have way more intellect, equal power (different way), speed, etc..

There is no way I wouldnt absolutely tear that dog apart before it had a chance at taking my life.
I just cant see it.

I could see me being pretty injured.. but pain only lasts for a couple seconds until instinct kicks in...
Then that dog is going to get fuked up.. and I mean bad.. like I would have its eye balls in my hands n ****.. jaw broken, dog would be fuked up dude..

I duno

Think about it,

You and the dog standing there,Your scared,The dog isn't

The dog is being aggressive,barking growling etc etc, You get more scared, The dog runs for you and your instinct is to block your face, The dog latches onto your arm, You are in agony and the dog swings out of your arm til he completely snaps it in two,You drop to the ground in agony, covering your face the dog bites at your ankles, head, arms until he sees an opportunity to get your neck, He locks on to your neck and you die.

Or it could go this way

Dog leaps at you, gets your arm, Somehow you don't drop with pain, You punch him, poke him in the eyes, etc etc he's not gonna let go its their instinct, You try and get on top of him, The dog is'nt stupid,He knows your bigger and that he loses if you pin him down so he lets go and moves out of the way and latches onto your arm again and pulls and shreds it until you give up..

DOGS OWN HUMANS.

[ze all knowing]

what i would do is:


let it grab my arm( assuming i've got a coat around my arm for protection) then i'd grab its back legs with my spare hand

then i'd proceed to flip it on its back and strangle it with my knee so it lets go of my arm, it either chokes out or lets go

so when it lets go i'll proceed to swing it by its hind leg that i'm holding onto, i'll swing the ****ers head into a concrete wall, bam, dogs dead.

[DieselZ]

I know this thread isn't serious but I had to say it anyway. If you think that 'instinct' is going to kick in and remove the pain for you, this same 'instinct' is amplified by like 10x for the dog. Dogs like the one you can posted can basically keep on fighting until they're dead.

But theres the thing...

Think of how many times you've heard of a healthy middle aged man getting killed by a viscious dog?
Never.

If anything, the man beat the fuk out of the dog.
Thats the bottom line.



Creature55, you're admitting a dog would take you out?.. Like really?... Theres no way. You would get right down and dirty and do what u gotta do man..



YAMAN - Im not scared of dogs.. when they start growling I get down in a lineman stance and growl back.. This is why I made the topic.
Im a viscious type of person.. Let alone a fricken dog.. a dog has less tools, less power. Human>dog. Simply theory here.

[The Thing]

But theres the thing...

Think of how many times you've heard of a healthy middle aged man getting killed by a viscious dog?
Never.

If anything, the man beat the fuk out of the dog.
Thats the bottom line.



Creature55, you're admitting a dog would take you out?.. Like really?... Theres no way. You would get right down and dirty and do what u gotta do man..

When a dog attacks a grown man, does he stay there and fight it? Or does he get the **** out of there?

[yaman]

Powerful dogs, like the ones in this thread don't just 'hurt' when they bite. They break bones...

Exactly

A male human bite exerts 70lbs of pressure per square inch at full force,If you bite yourself your hardest,Imagine what 70psi would feel like

A pitbull is around the 350mark

German shephard is around 400

and a rottweiler is close to the 700psi

This kind of power can snap bones easily.

[TheCreature55]

But theres the thing...

Think of how many times you've heard of a healthy middle aged man getting killed by a viscious dog?
Never.

If anything, the man beat the fuk out of the dog.
Thats the bottom line.



Creature55, you're admitting a dog would take you out?.. Like really?... Theres no way. You would get right down and dirty and do what u gotta do man..

Wait, so this is serious?

I haven't heard of a healthy middle age man being killed by a vicious dog in a long time. However, I most certainly have never heard of a man beating a dog designed for fighting (pitbulls, rotties, etc) with his bare hands. Why do you think they use German shepherds in the police force, or attack dogs to defend property?

Against a trained attack dog, a man would stand no chance with bare hands.

[TheCreature55]

Exactly

A male human bite exerts 70lbs of pressure per square inch at full force,If you bite yourself your hardest,Imagine what 70psi would feel like

A pitbull is around the 350mark

German shephard is around 400

and a rottweiler is close to the 700psi

This kind of power can snap bones easily.

Yup. I mean dude, when my labrador at home bites my hand by accident (instead of the toy) you get a feel of how hard dogs bite. And if you think a labrador hurts, think about what a rottie/german shepherd/etc would do to you. Especially when it goes for your throat

[DieselZ]

I just cant see a good sized human losing that battle.

I think this needs to be solved by myth busters or something...

But they cant have some random joe on there, they need to have an angry aggressive middle aged man.. no manlette either