The "things newbs should know" thread

[dbish77]

1) No!! You cannot stack Superdrol with your No2.
2) No!! The BSN "Mass Stack" is not worth whatever price they charge.
3) No!! Your new "cell-tek" won't make you test positive for steroids.
4) No!! ALCAR won't get your girlfriend pregnant.
5) No!! There is NOTHING that will make your CEE taste like candy.

Add your own...

[pologq]

6) pct is not needed after doing novedex xt or ultra hot
7) all the ph's in the world will do nothing if your protein is not adequate for your bodyweight

[pu12en12g]

8) No ! You aren't limited to 20g of whey protein per serving. That is JUST THE SERVING SIZE.

9) No ! You don't need sugar / dextrose to super-duper-shuttle-your-creatine-to-teh-muscles-yo !

10) No ! Size does not = strength

11) No ! Strength does not = size

12) No ! Knowledge does not = size

13) No ! Size does not = Knowledge

14) No ! Strength does not = Knowledge

15) No ! Knowledge does not = strength

16) No ! The search button is NOT broken

17) No ! You are not ready to be taking a product if you can't spell the ingredients or know what they are.

18) No ! More expensive does NOT = better

19) No ! You do not need steroids or Prohormones to be "BIG-LIKE-BRAD-PITT-YO !"

20) No ! Ronnie Coleman's size has nothing to do with BSN products.

21) No ! This is Bodybuilding.com... get your salsa dancing ass to a salsa dancing forum

[dbish77]

Haha, seems like 1/2 of pu12 were directed at one thread...

[Mister_A]

22) NO ! Nothing bad will happen if you eat one cheat meal.
23) NO ! It is not mandatory to eat a cheat meal.

[UberBerzerker]

Originally Posted by pu12en12g

8) - 20)

21) No ! This is Bodybuilding.com... get your salsa dancing ass to a salsa dancing forum

LMAO



I also forgot - NO!!! Drinking Muscle Milk does not automatically make you huge like Nelly...y'herrd

[Outside backer]

4) No!! ALCAR won't get your girlfriend pregnant.


that thread was ****ing funny

[pu12en12g]

24) No ! There is no magic pill to replace diet and training

25) No ! It's not optimal to "build muscle" and "lose fat" simultaneously

26) No ! Bowflex will not get you ripped in time for spring break

27) No ! Hydroxycut will not get you "cut and swole" in time for your cruise

[jkeithc82]

28). No ! Posting the "Picture may make you Sad" thread every 5 minutes will not convert anyone to Christianity.

29). No ! Repeat on the search button is NOT broken.

30). No ! No more new threads about Sesathin for at least 3 months.

[pu12en12g]

31) No ! Asking for "reps" in your sig is NOT a good idea

32) No ! Crossposting will not be good for you

[pologq]

33) Gaining weight DOES NOT equate with gaining muscle

34) You CANNOT lean out and bulk up at the same time

[pu12en12g]

35) No ! Posting a new thread on the same topic is NOT better than bumping a old thread to the top

36) No ! We don't want to try your homebrewed transdermal creatine. Take that **** to the Flex forum

[jkeithc82]

37). No! Don't think you can spam and get away with it. Pu can and will find out where you live.

[geoffsherman]

(36) Yes Omega Thunder is a good product
(37) No you cannot start working out tomorrow and be ripped for your trip next week

[pu12en12g]

40) No ! "More" is NOT always "better".

41) No ! Rep points are not based on how many stupid posts you make about "andro" or "ephedra"

42) No ! You did not discover brown rice

43) No ! You are not "better" because you are natural

44) No ! Androgens don't permanently shrink your penis

[geoffsherman]

(39) ON Whey, Ergopharm GF-Pro, and Syntrax are all good whey isolates

[jkeithc82]

41) No ! You should not buy something and then post a thread about how to use it, or what its for.

[( S I C )]

Originally Posted by jkeithc82

37). Pu can and will find out where you live.

Haha keep them coming.

[Outside backer]

No! you should not make a new ergomax max lmg thread everyday

[pu12en12g]

45) No ! Cutting and pasting someone else's routine will not make you look like they do.

46) No ! Arginine will not make you taller so you can be in the NBA

47) No ! You don't need the latest greatest fatloss product if you are a teenager

48) No ! You're muscletech CEE pro log is NOT the only one that matters

49) No ! You should not have created another MuscleTech CEE Pro Log

50) No ! Just because it's legal doesn't mean it's safe

51) No ! Idiots should not take Ephedrine

52) No ! If you can't eat 6 meals a day.. bodybuilding probably isn't for you

53) No ! You don't have to choose between protein and creatine

[Fridrik]

53) NO!! It doesn't matter what "ÛBER first MX40000 whey protein" you take, any whey protein will do.

[DaEagles4Life]

28). No ! Posting the "Picture may make you Sad" thread every 5 minutes will not convert anyone to Christianity.


That is too funny...Rep For that

[391rippy]

do your research THEN ask questions, don't ask questions and get people to do your research for you

PCT=post-cycle therapy. this is need for all prohormones, pheromones, etc.
BCAA= branch chain amino acids look in the store for more info
AA= arachinoic acid look in the store for x-factor
anabolic= promoting muscle growth
catabolic= muscle wasting

don't even think about posting a question about creatine. it's been covered in the sticky and in 14039284029840392 other posts that ask the exact same question as yours

[danboy]

53) NO! creatine does not make ur wang shrivle up
54) NO! lifting does not stunt your growth
55) YES! everything said on the news is fake, when somone gets hurt from a supp or drug its their fault not the drugs fault...ie ephedrine, ph's and aa's , ect ect
56) YES! you have to squat
57) NO! no leg maching will give u what squats will
58) NO! dont train arms everyday to make them HUGE like jesse mcartney's arms

[pu12en12g]

59) No !!!!!! The review section is for product reviews, not for asking people to REVIEW your products.

[danboy]

55) NO! you dont have to number ur rules, from now on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MISTERDUDE]

61) Use common sense. If it looks too expensive, it probably is. Most supplements these days aren't even worth 1/4 of what you pay for them,

62) Look into something before using it, don't just buy something because you saw it in a magazine. Most supplements that are worthwhile will have tons and tons of feedback on them, and will likely have been around for a little while at least. Be skeptical and you will end up saving yourself money.

[pu12en12g]

63) No ! Reaching a plateau after your newbie gains are over, is no excuse for your LMG-Ergo-Elephant-1-AD-Methyl-6-OXO-ATD stack

64) No ! You should not double the dosage on week 3 if you are not gaining. You should re-evaluate your diet and training.

65) No ! Tribulus does not qualify as PCT

[TAR68]

Originally Posted by pu12en12g

63) No ! Reaching a plateau after your newbie gains are over, is no excuse for your LMG-Ergo-Elephant-1-AD-Methyl-6-OXO-ATD stack

64) No ! You should not double the dosage on week 3 if you are not gaining. You should re-evaluate your diet and training.

65) No ! Tribulus does not qualify as PCT

LOLOL.

[nni]

No!!! If you can't take the 2 minutes to search for information on a product, then you are too lazy to take said product.

No!!! If you are a teen, you do not need anything more then Whey, a Multi and possibly Creatine

No!!! NO2 products will not give you a bigger dong!

No!!! I will not make out with you. (Billy Madison?! wtf!)

No!!! You do not need to cycle or PCT with Creatine!

No!!! You will not fail an NCAA drug test because of creatine! (on a side note
if you believe in any of the last two what college on earth would
accept you any way!)