KRAMER: Oh come on Jerry, its opening night, black tie, Pagliacci! The
great clown, the great sad tragic clown, like you....
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Thread: The Seinfeld Appreciation Thread
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02-06-2009, 07:47 AM #4081
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NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition!
screw everybody but the canes and the oil ;)
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02-06-2009, 08:04 AM #4082
JERRY: So you think you're not gonna get the job because your pants make a noise?
GEORGE: Let's say it comes down to me and one other guy. He's got a nice quiet suit, and I'm whooshing all over the place! Who do you think he's gonna hire?
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MACKENZIE: It's quieter here. We can concentrate without people wooshing around... That sound again. Sure you didn't hear anything?
GEORGE: No, can't say as I did.
MACKENZIE: Kind of like a... rustling.
GEORGE: Could be the leaves...
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02-06-2009, 08:23 AM #4083
Chocolate Cake...Compliments of the chef.
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02-06-2009, 08:25 AM #4084
He's beboppin' and scattin' all over me!!
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02-06-2009, 08:26 AM #4085
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02-06-2009, 09:24 AM #4086
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remember when george goes rock climbing??? Tony, i made some sandwiches. AHAHHA
Baba Booey
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02-06-2009, 09:31 AM #4087
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02-06-2009, 11:37 AM #4088
When george pretends to be a tourist to get with that lady.
George: well what would you say if I told you I'm thinking of moving here?
Lady: No offense but you wouldn't last a week in this city.May all your gains be long term
May all your losses be ordinary
May all your deductions be for AGI
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02-06-2009, 02:24 PM #4089
Kramer: "I woke up in the Hudson River....IN A SACK!"
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02-06-2009, 02:28 PM #4090
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02-06-2009, 02:33 PM #4091
There was these two old guys at the gym today,over 60,trying to do shrugs with 405. And all i kept thinking about was.....
MANDELBAUM MADELBAUM MANDELBAUM!!!_
This is where i say something clever.
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02-06-2009, 02:35 PM #4092
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02-06-2009, 02:36 PM #4093
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02-06-2009, 02:36 PM #4094
Does he wear drab, olive colored clothing?
Yes.
He's a communist!!/M\
Who's High Pitch
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02-06-2009, 02:43 PM #4095
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02-06-2009, 02:45 PM #4096
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02-06-2009, 02:48 PM #4097
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02-06-2009, 02:48 PM #4098
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We're talking about people, right?
It's hard to win an argument with a smart person. It's damn near impossible to win an argument with a stupid person. - Bill Murray
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02-06-2009, 02:57 PM #4099
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02-06-2009, 03:01 PM #4100
Newman: "I don't care for you, George" lol
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02-06-2009, 03:33 PM #4101
Come on, the mascarade's over! You're single, thin, late 30's......
So are you..../M\
Who's High Pitch
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02-06-2009, 07:09 PM #4102
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02-06-2009, 07:14 PM #4103
believe it or not george isn't at home please leave a messssssssage.....
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02-06-2009, 07:18 PM #4104
"Why is my father with a man wearing a cape? Why is a man in a cap with my father?"
Have you done something today to take yourself to the next level?
Always thinking of making $$ crew
Help Others. Be Humble. Life is Great.
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02-06-2009, 07:31 PM #4105
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02-06-2009, 07:36 PM #4106
i love the episode when elaine comes in drunk with the six pack of diesel
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02-06-2009, 07:40 PM #4107
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02-06-2009, 07:43 PM #4108
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02-06-2009, 07:44 PM #4109
"Is anyone here a marine biologist?"
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02-06-2009, 08:02 PM #4110Have you done something today to take yourself to the next level?
Always thinking of making $$ crew
Help Others. Be Humble. Life is Great.
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