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Thread: Do You Fart While Lifting?
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10-25-2007, 04:44 PM #31
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10-26-2007, 10:39 AM #32
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10-26-2007, 10:43 AM #33
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10-26-2007, 11:17 AM #34
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10-26-2007, 11:21 AM #35
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10-26-2007, 11:28 AM #36
Farting in the gym is a great American Pastime. I particularly like "crop dusting". Build up something putrid and begin your course. Definitely head towards the people that annoy you in the gym, and "hssssssssssssaahhhhh", and keep walking. By the time you are back to your equipment/water fountain/friends, you will have left a trail of devastation. The key is to unleash the beast near a group of people, so they each think the other person is the monster.
I also like pacing around my equipment trying to squeek that last one out before a set and disburse it, but try to mask it like I am getting psyched up for my lift.
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10-26-2007, 11:37 AM #37
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10-26-2007, 09:03 PM #38
Leg press really gets me. One bad days every time i go down I let a really loud one out.
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