LMAO.Originally Posted by rockhuddy
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Thread: Do You Fart While Lifting?
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10-25-2007, 04:44 PM #31Saved
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Jesus is my lifting partner.
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10-26-2007, 10:39 AM #32Registered User
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Oh my god, LMFAO, that's hilariousOriginally Posted by knowles.ja
I'll answer your original question with another question. Does a bear fart while lifting weights in the woods?
One of the main reasons for trying to get fit is, to be able to live a long happy life with my new wife (as of February 1, 2008)
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10-26-2007, 10:43 AM #33Get Real
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EVERY workout at least 20 times (very serious)
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10-26-2007, 11:17 AM #34applesauce the destroyer
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only when i go to failure
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10-26-2007, 11:21 AM #35Congestion JOTO
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10-26-2007, 11:28 AM #36Time to bleed!!!
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Farting in the gym is a great American Pastime. I particularly like "crop dusting". Build up something putrid and begin your course. Definitely head towards the people that annoy you in the gym, and "hssssssssssssaahhhhh", and keep walking. By the time you are back to your equipment/water fountain/friends, you will have left a trail of devastation. The key is to unleash the beast near a group of people, so they each think the other person is the monster.
I also like pacing around my equipment trying to squeek that last one out before a set and disburse it, but try to mask it like I am getting psyched up for my lift.
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10-26-2007, 11:37 AM #37grow stronger comrade
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i prefer the water fountainOriginally Posted by sincerelyryan
that way you're there for long enough to not trail the scent behind you; by the time you walk away, it's already dispersed in the air and it stays there for maximum potency."If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest of freedom, go home from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." - Samuel Adams
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10-26-2007, 09:03 PM #38The Bionic Man
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Leg press really gets me. One bad days every time i go down I let a really loud one out.
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