my poo was black!!! has this ever happened to anyone??
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06-29-2005, 12:24 AM #1Registered User
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i ate like 40 oreos and two days later...
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06-29-2005, 01:28 AM #2cockney turning scouse
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Nope. Though after a big cheat I don't tend to study my turds because the force of expelling the giant beasts throws me across the room meaning I don't see them.
The first rule of cheat club is you do not talk about cheat club. The second rule of cheat club is you DO NOT talk about cheat club. Third rule of cheat cub, someone yells stop!, goes limp, taps out, the cheat is over. Fourth rule, one cheat at a time, fellas. Fifth rule, cheats will go on as long as they have to. And the sixth and final rule, if this is your first night at cheat club, you have to cheat.
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06-29-2005, 08:28 AM #3getting leaner and meaner
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LMFAO... but why the hell would u want to eat 40 oreos...thats just sillyOriginally Posted by melon
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06-29-2005, 08:31 AM #4
uhm cuz they taste good perhaps?
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06-29-2005, 08:35 AM #5getting leaner and meaner
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true... I discovered a new way of eating them about 6 monthes ago at a friends. Stab the white middle with a fork, dunk the whole oreo in the milk... makes for no wet fingers or lost oreos..
maybe this is common knowledge but it blew my mind. So obvious. Like a secret society, it was there the whole time but i couldnt see it.
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06-29-2005, 08:42 AM #6Registered User
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You know what's even better than oreos? ...Lorelai's HOMEMADE oreos ...OR ..Lorelai's Homemade Soft & Chewy chocolate chunk cookies ..yum yum ..lol.
*Lorelai*
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06-29-2005, 08:52 AM #7meathead
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Red wine turns my poo black. Really, they should put that as a warning on the bottle so you can at least prepare for the event.
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06-29-2005, 09:09 AM #8Registered User
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Your oreo's must have been soggy if you could stab them with a fork and they wouldn't crumble up and actually stay on the fork
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06-29-2005, 09:41 AM #9On Hiatus
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Originally Posted by PureMotivation
Read his post again.
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06-29-2005, 09:44 AM #10Registered User
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Wow, where have I been! I never thought of that either...that would have been useful back in the days of eating ignoranceOriginally Posted by collegeHULK
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06-29-2005, 10:12 AM #11
This is one of the strangest posts I've ever expect to find on a bodybuilding nutrition forum... but I love it!
And I'm sorry, but I've never eaten 40 oreos before, so I can't say whether black poo normally results from such consumption. If this bothers you, perhaps you should try switching to the wonderful doublestuffed kind, which will hopefully satisfy your oreo cravings without requiring you to eat quite as many of the black parts.
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06-29-2005, 12:20 PM #12Scheizekopf
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Try to limit it to 4 and not 40 maybe.
Scheizekopf
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06-29-2005, 05:01 PM #13Registered User
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im bulking so i dont really care how many oreos i eat....
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06-29-2005, 06:15 PM #14on gun-training
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stupid thread but I'm still LMAO.
doesn't watch t.v.
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06-29-2005, 06:59 PM #15Ian
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Originally Posted by fitnessisfun
Just because you're bulking doesn't mean you can go on an Oreo and McDonald diet.There's only one thing I hate more than working out: being skinny.
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06-29-2005, 07:17 PM #16Registered User
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mmmm i could just imagine 40 oreos in milk.....im drooling
..................maybe when i have a full bottle of sesathin on hand, hmmmmm
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06-29-2005, 08:20 PM #17
Damn! I gotta try that fork idea...I was watching them stupid oreo commercials with that dumb song they have been playing alot on tv lately...and couldn't help but to think of them good times when I would dip them into milk till they were really soggy...OMG heaven!! Haven't had a friggin' oreo in ages!!
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06-29-2005, 08:25 PM #18Registered User
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Haha, I know. Until this thread, I completely forgot Oreos even existed. Makes me kinda want to eat one or two...or 40, like the guy who started this thread.Originally Posted by rycbaby
Best cookies ever? Freshly baked peanut butter cookies. Oh, how I miss you..
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06-29-2005, 08:40 PM #19Registered User
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best cookies ever= my school cafeterias M&M cookies!
oooooooo so soft and gooey with huge m&m's in them, u seriously havent lived until u have had 5 in one sitting......omg, i would take a bullet for those damn things....as long i could eat them nonstop in heaven
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06-30-2005, 06:12 AM #20Kinder..... Gentler
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Yes, I've had it happen with fruity pebbles several times during refeeds gone mad. I think with Oreo's cereal as well.Originally Posted by fitnessisfunEl Jefe et Patron
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06-30-2005, 06:17 AM #21Eat low-fat at your peril
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My local supermarket has these Smartie cookies very similar to the ones you describe. Y'see, they employed these incompetent, dip-**** stoner kids who work in the bakery and don't bake the cookies long enough. So instead of being crunchy on the outside and soft in the middle, they actually taste and feel like it's the raw cookie dough I'm eating - and it's out of this world!! Definitely my favourite cheats. And Saturday is comin' up folks, and that is my designated cheat day!!Originally Posted by danboyYou gotta go through hell to get the body made in heaven.
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06-30-2005, 07:02 AM #22Hahha, thats great!Originally Posted by danboygive me abs or give me death
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06-30-2005, 09:20 AM #23
Next time try Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal cookie chunk
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06-30-2005, 09:22 AM #24cockney turning scouse
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Mmm that stuff is so damn good! Heaven in a pot.Originally Posted by *sara*Next time try Ben & Jerry's Oatmeal cookie chunkThe first rule of cheat club is you do not talk about cheat club. The second rule of cheat club is you DO NOT talk about cheat club. Third rule of cheat cub, someone yells stop!, goes limp, taps out, the cheat is over. Fourth rule, one cheat at a time, fellas. Fifth rule, cheats will go on as long as they have to. And the sixth and final rule, if this is your first night at cheat club, you have to cheat.
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06-30-2005, 08:29 PM #25Have you tried this stuff? I might try it after my 6 weeks dietOriginally Posted by melon
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07-01-2005, 01:28 AM #26cockney turning scouse
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Yes I have, it's absolutely amazing. One of their best flavours I'd say (well of those I've tried).Originally Posted by *sara*The first rule of cheat club is you do not talk about cheat club. The second rule of cheat club is you DO NOT talk about cheat club. Third rule of cheat cub, someone yells stop!, goes limp, taps out, the cheat is over. Fourth rule, one cheat at a time, fellas. Fifth rule, cheats will go on as long as they have to. And the sixth and final rule, if this is your first night at cheat club, you have to cheat.
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07-01-2005, 05:37 AM #27CoolOriginally Posted by melon
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07-01-2005, 05:55 AM #28Goliath Genes
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Haven't had that but yesterday I had double stuffed peanut butter oreo's for the first time. I think that has to be the best invention since sliced bread.
To save time and confusion, let's just assume that I know everything.
There is no bias on my behalf. Not that it matters, I can be biased if I want to since I am a genius and can argue two contradictory positions simultaneously.
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07-01-2005, 10:16 PM #29Registered User
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glad someone elso can share the joy of awesome M&M cookies.....besides people at my skool....but they get gay flavors like macedamia nut and cherry cheescake and other decent ones but cant come close to m&m flavor.
seriously my next cheat day( last day of every month) for desert WILL consist of doubble stuffed oreos and a large bowl filled with cold milk....mmmm soggy cookie and cold hard 'stuff' in the middle.....im about to splooge myself.
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07-02-2005, 02:29 AM #30Registered User
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Originally Posted by DaTec
ummmmm...noI refuse to tip-toe throught life just arrive safely at deaths door.
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