Really small things that annoy you

[redrabbit]

I'll start:

1. When you are in a public toliet and someone goes in the cubicle next to you, rather than the other empty ones

2. When someone ahead of you holds the door open for you, but you are about 5 metres away and have to run to the door

3. When someone beeps their horn at you when you are walking as if you are in the way, but your not

[MenTaLPiRacY]

when wiping ur ass ur finger slides through the TP and ur tempted to smell ur finger and it becomes a MenTaL battle not to.

Load times on websites

[Pronto]

When someone calls your phone from an unknown number and doesn't leave a message.

[Brian Miller]

When men say "you go girl" or when anyone says "I'll tell ya, but than I'd have to kill ya"

[GOT2BSTRONG]

these kinds of threads lol

[DavetheDog]

People who wreck my newspaper. I have the pages lined up, they read it, then just throw it back on my desk with the pages all over the place. AAAAhhhhhh. Hate that.

[#1stunna]

when people tap their foot
when people ask too many questions especially during school
people that laugh loud

[master shake]

when someone calls your cell, dosent know you, dosent listen to who is leaving the voice mail message and leaves a message for someone you dont even know.

second, when my sisters leave empty boxes of food like granola bars and such in the pantry. god !!

[TheNibblet]

When people play the air guitar. That just drives me insane.

[sammy21]

When a road merges(lets say to the left) and people drive all the way down the right lane til the end of the lane and cut off about 20 people.

To this day, i've never let one of those people cut in front of me, and when that happens they always honk like it's my fault. At that point, i always feel like grabbing a shotgun and blowing all their tires.

[RACKITUP]

loud eaters/slurpers/munchers uuuurgh

[omnicore]

Really small things that annoy you

your penis

[EngineThatCould]

people that laugh loud

LOL

[EngineThatCould]

mosquitos.......I hate those damn things.....

[Issobolic28]

Fat people who walk in front of you and you are in a rush. Sincce they're so fat, they walk so slow and they are so big so you can't get around them...

[FastStrongSmart]

People who have BO.


One of my friends in particular. One day he was like "sometimes i dont even shwer in the morning, im like **** it, but ill still wash my hair in the sink or some ****".

My reply was "dude, i dont you should be worrying about your hair smelling, worry about the stench emenating from your nutsack".

[Mikeo]

- Couples who kiss, slurp and grope directly infront of you. Keep that sh!t to yourselves!
- People who chew gum or mints really loud, always next to my ear, drives me mad.
- People who turn up late for no reason except they're lazy
- Internet Tough Guys

[sticklegs]

people who don't use the turn lane

[corpsedub]

mouth breathers

[meso/ectomorph]

When someone uses the butter and gets all sort of **** like toast crumbs and then i have to go round all the crumbs that have been left there for days. It feels good to get it out in the open.

[Tyrbolift]

In parking lots to a store: People that drive up and down the rows looking for a spot close to the store, or see someone getting in their car so they sit there and wait and turn on their blinker, as if to "claim" that spot. I just park way far away and spend the extra 5 seconds walking the extra 10 or 20 steps and let all the lazies have their coveted parking spots.

[BigTraps]

People who say "Working hard or hardly working?" with a big grin on their face. You can't do anything but give them a curtosey laugh while you wish you had an icepick to stick in their ****ing heart...

[Ruthless4Life]

In parking lots to a store: People that drive up and down the rows looking for a spot close to the store, or see someone getting in their car so they sit there and wait and turn on their blinker, as if to "claim" that spot. I just park way far away and spend the extra 5 seconds walking the extra 10 or 20 steps and let all the lazies have their coveted parking spots.

I don't know where you're from, but in the big cities, you pretty much have to do that or else you'll have no parking spot at all... using the blinker is already the smallest thing you can do. In even crazier places, you pretty much have to block the way just so ass holes won't steal your spot.

[Ruthless4Life]

People who don't socialize, who are uptight, or who aren't outgoing annoy me. They put me in a uncomfortable situation when I try to be sociable, making me look like a tard when I'm just trying to be polite by breaking the ice. I like being sociable and talking to people, but it pisses me off when I'm standing there like I'm talking to myself.

[Crossballer]

cough

- The term "methinks"
- People who don't participate in any extracurricular activities in school
- People who overrate certain pop things ("Pulp fiction is the best" "Nothing is better than Ramen")
- Ashton Kutcher
- People who buy a single bottle of water for $1.00
- Getting a headache when you first get out of bed
- Having a booger in your nose but not wanting to pick it in public
- Making my bed
- Finding a seat on the bus next to somebody cool or an empty seat
- Waiting for traffic to clear before crossing the street
- Slutty girls
- Prude girls
- People obsessed with sports
- Pale-skinned people
- Ugly people
- That motherf'ing ******* that sits in front of me in math
- Being late to class
- When your friend is not at school
- When you tell a teacher something important and you keep on wondering if she remembers (but you don't want to remind her because then she'll think that you are rude and selfish)
- Semester exams
- English tests
- School projects
- Corny dialogue in movies
- Talking teenagers in movies
- Sitting next to strangers at the theatres
- Drying myself off after a shower
- Cool websites with porno ad banners that make the site look dirty
- Food that is not good, but greasy, so it's not even healthy
- Deciding if milk is safe to drink when today's date matches the "SELL BY" date
- When someone else eats/drinks something you wanted in the fridge
- Standing in line for anything
- Flies buzzing around delicious food; makes you overprotective
- Taking a piss in a nasty-ass bathroom
- Stepping in mud
- Getting my socks wet
- Forgetting books at school
- Forgetting homework at home
- Forgetting key facts during an exam
- When you type up a long post and it gets lost
- When someone you need to talk to isn't online
- Speaking in front of the class
- Running cramps/stitches
- Charlie horses
- When something gets stuck in my eye (like an eyelash, or glitter)
- When your hair is messed up thanks to your barber
- Choosing out clothes to wear to school in the morning
- When sex scenes ruin otherwise good movies
- When movies are too boring
- Ashlee Simpson
- Lindsay Lohan
- People groaning and moaning in school
- Tuning into a good movie on television but it is already 30 minutes in
- When you can't find what you want to download on KazAa
- When people keep on recommending that you use Bearshare or [other] instead of KaZaA
- People who fish for compliments ("im sooo fat, look at this fat!")
- People who don't say THANK YOU after you compliment them
- People who think that saying YOU'RE WELCOME or NO PROBLEM after they say THANK YOU is awkward
- Inputting the wrong locker combination
- Forgetting your password to a website
- Having to log back into websites because your cookies were reset
- When your mouse gets dirty and you have to clean it
- Restarting the computer and waiting for it to boot up
- When nothing good is on TV
- Ridiculous snack prices at cinemas
- When you burn a CD and a song or two doesn't work
- When you run out of CD-R's
- When it is really hot outside
- Staying afterschool for no reason
- dropping pens and having them bounce 20 feet and you can't find it
- Fat girls wearing revealing clothing
- Brushing my teeth and using mouthwash when I am sleepy at night
- Cleaning up after ejaculation
- When I drop a pen and it rolls like 10 feet away
- When I wake up late because then I have to rush myself
- Getting food stuck in my teeth
- Runny noses
- Coughs
- Sharp muscle pain
- Toothaches
- Waiting for my food at a restaurant when I am hungry
- Wasting money
- Getting into the movie theatre to miss the first 8 minutes of a movie
- Putting in my contacts
- Taking out my contacts
- Walking to and from my bus stop
- Commercials
- Missing sleep due to homework
- Homework itself
- Holding the big-ass newspaper while trying to eat my cereal at the same time
- When I am still hungry after eating the school lunch
- Not knowing exactly what to do while on the football field
- Double-checking scantrons and the test packet for discrepancies before turning it in
- Tangled wires and cords
- Spyware
- Fake mp3 files on KaZaA
- Sneezing
- Rivals who are constantly trying to beat you at something
- When rivals beat you at something
- Track meets
- Eating food you don't like but you don't want to waste so you eat it anyway
- Getting ripped off
- Waiting for webpages to load
- When books won't stay open and you have to hold it open
- Getting negative-repped
- Getting banned from forums
- Printer running out of paper, or ink
- CD Player running out of batteries
- Having no batteries in the house
- Using glue for a project
- Realizing you only have 10 minutes before your bedtime
- When your ass hurts after sitting down too long
- Using a restroom that is crowded
- Using the urinal
- Annoying commercials
- Rich, overpriviledged people that have it good
- People who can't control their feet from tapping
- People that are immature and quote TV shows and movies
- People that complain about being fat and talk about diet and exercise but are still fat
- Really skinny people
- Sarcastic people / smart alecks
- Teachers who pass on false information
- Teachers who don't teach well
- Unfairness
- People with no gratitude
- When you want to sneeze and you feel it but you can't
- Wanting to eat a snack but knowing that eating it in front of people will prompt a lot of beggers and smoochers
- Healthy-looking people begging on the streets
- People who litter
- Scooby Doo
- When you fall asleep somewhere that's not your regular bed and someone wakes you up forcefully and says "GO TO SLEEP IN YOUR REGULAR PLACE"
- Being sick yet still having to go to school
- missing school (feeling of missing out; make-up work)
- Sports practices on weekends or school holidays
- Religion (not everyone is Christian!!!)
- Racists
- Wanting to wear a shirt but noticing that it is too wrinkled to wear to school
- Jeans that are beginning to fade
- Growing too tall for your clothes
- Clothes that are big for you shrinking to be small for you after one wash
- BEING SICK
- waking up in the morning
- when there is just commercials on the radio
- when a good song is on the radio but you have to get out of the car
- when you tune into a good song but the song is ending
- when you have wax in your ears but no Q-Tip in sight
- getting bags under your eyes
- diareaha, especially in school
- when you can't find the remote
- when you work hard on your homework and find out that no one did it so they copy from you
- people asking me for pens and pencils and paper
- people who wear shirts whose sleeves barely cover their shoulder

[Crossballer]

- Nasty/smelly restrooms
- Getting to school lunch late
- Greasy glasses (from the oil on my face)
- When you see yourself in the mirror and you don't look as good as you imagined
- When you sit down and slump, your tummy makes fat rolls
- Wanting to sing in the shower, but you can't (because you know someone is right outside the door!)
- When you are looking at naughty pictures on the internet and you hear the garage door opening
- When you want to observe other bodybuilders' physiques on Bodybuilding.com but have to wait until everyone is out the room (don't want to look like I'm gay)
- When you go to sleep unusally early for an event the next day, but you end up having trouble because you can't sleep that early!
- When you download a file and you can't figure out where it got saved to
- When you follow written directions but get confused because it doesn't work out (you get different results than you were supposed to)
- Dogs that bark/growl/chase/pounce at you when you are walking down the street
- Ugly guys that get beautiful girls
- Fat guys that think they are swoll
- When fat girls keep on commenting about how they want to be thin everytime a beautiful celebrity appears on TV
- How semen doesn't completely wash off your body unless you scrub thoroughly
- How you get paranoid after masturbating and start looking around to see if you can find any signs of the deed whenever someone comes home
- Awkward moments when you are walking towards someone you mutually hate in the halls
- Awkward moments whenever someone inadvertently insults you ("Yeah that dog has bad teeth just like you, oops")
- Knowing that you half-assed your project and knowing that you will get a half-ass grade on the day of presentations by looking at other people's projects
- Grading worksheets for yourself (if you're not sure if your answer is OK, you have to ask... or if you just mark it right, you risk the teacher finding out that you're dishonest... or if you mark it wrong, you get it wrong!) Free-answer questions are the most annoying
- Saying you will do something crazy on stage but when you actually get on stage, you get self-concious and nervous
- The smell of the **** that you just popped out of your ass
- When you pee and you don't pay attention and it misses
- When people take a dump and stuff the toilet with paper (making it impossible to flush and it just stinks up everything)
- Tabloids and their misleading cover stories that sound so good ("Michael Jackson kills three babies!") but turn out to be something else ("Michael Jackson kills three babies in a popular story released by CelebFan Books!")
- Women magazines and their unoriginal articles that have no truth; includes stupid fad diets and exercises
- People who value animals TOO much (PETA)
- People who think it is cool and "edgy" to be politically incorrect
- Black people who play the 'race' card too much just because they see it done on TV
- Checking your lottery tickets to see if you've won anything
- Trying hard to pop a knuckle, neck, jaw, or finger, but you can't do it so it ends up feeling funny
- Newspaper comics that are NOT FUNNY
- Newspaper headline stories that say "Continued on F7" but you can't find the F7 page
- When "TIME" magazine dedicates an entire issue to something boring that you hate
- When people brag about how hard they have it or how tough their life is
- Kids who spend their parents money on stupid ****; they got no concept of thinking about what their parents would think (or they're just selfish)
- Little kids who throw a temper tantrum when their parents don't buy them stuff
- When little kids actually get what they want threw crying (that's how they discover that it works!!!)
- When little kids try to act cute for their parents by using cutesy words and stuff (and then they cry when you tell them to SHUT UP)
- Kids who cry when you lock them in a room for 15 seconds just to see what they would do (they end up banging on the door and begging and crying)
- When mothers overprotect their children (soccermoms)
- When you feel sorry for the teacher because she is trying so hard to teach us something but it's not working
- When you have to wait a long time to get your report card or test scores
- Waiting for a package to come in the mail
- Feeling hungry but with nothing yummy to eat!!!
- Putting off longterm homework (projects; essays) because you don't want to "deal with it" but end up rushing to finish it on the last day
- Tanlines on girls
- Pornos with really ugly guys (or guys with below average sized penises)
- Porns with really ugly girls
- Movie sequels that destroy classics (Ring 2; Dumber and DumberER, Matrix 2&3)
- Movie cliches (movie parodies are OK since they are deliberate)
- Loading times in videogames
- School snack bars (they are a ripoff!!!)
- Gas prices
- Ugly car designs
- Ears popping and hurting when I am on an airplane
- Reading something in a car and getting carsick/dizzy (doesn't happen when I'm on the bus...)
- Rap songs with AWESOME beats but BAD rapping (Lean Back; U Don't Know Me; Rubberband Man)
- Bad rappers that sound like they are talking when they rap (no flow/rhythmn)
- Punk music with the annoying whiny teen skinny-white-kid-with-black-clothes voice (Grrrr!)
- Music albums with only 2 or 3 good songs
- Cleaning out hamster/gerbil cages
- ANY chore in general [including pet chores]
- Walking down the hall approaching another teacher... should you say hi first? or are they gonna greet you.. or what
(same with another student; you make eye contact, but who makes the first greeting?)
- When you have a cool talent and people keep on asking you to do it ("Do that neat dance again!" "Hey, make that funny noise!" "Flex your muscles!")
- Pens running out of ink
- Mechanical pencils running out of lead
- Pencils breaking
- When you hear a good song on the radio but can't figure out what the title is so you spend a week singing the chorus (and butchering the lyrics) in hopes that you can find the title so you can download it
- When someone buys me "FUBU" clothing and I don't know if I should wear it since FUBU is made specifically for black people ("For Us, By Us")
- When you try to fart silently in class but end up farting kinda loud and you get embarrassed
- When you are sitting on the toilet and you want to take a dump... but you don't HAVE to go... and you just sit there
- When your pump goes away after you are done working out
- When you half-ass your way through sports practice and end up feeling like **** at home because you know you could've gone harder and more intense
- When you realize that you'll never be as good-looking as some other people
- When teachers compliment ugly girls and then you can tell that the ugly girls feel more confident and "hot" even though they are FUGLY
- When people serve me food that is TOO hot... I have to wait until it cools and that ANGERS ME WHEN I AM HUNGRY (i hate blowing on food to cool it)
- Packing up and storing away the Christmas tree after the holiday seasons
- Getting pencil smudges on your hands and paper whenever you draw something (pencil-art)
- Messing up with a pen
- When someone gets your favorite shirt dirty
- When you step in a puddle of mud and you get your shoes wet and your jeans dirty... and you go through school with itchy, uncomfortable feet and squeaky shoes
- Animals that don't trust you and decide to run away when you try to feed 'em (damn stray cats)
- When you have an awesome idea for a drawing but when you are faced with a pencil in your hand with paper, you can't seem to put your ideas on the paper..
- Writing an essay on something that you don't know about or you don't care about
- When people cheat on assignments and end up with better grades than you (even though you did it honestly)
- When people ask you for things, and you state NO, you feel like an *******
- When people are selfish and actually say that you're an ******* for not leting them borrow 2 sticks of lead or 2 sheets of paper... every single day...
- When people compliment you.. but not to make you feel good, but to make you WORSE... they go "Man you're strong" to make you feel satisfied and complacent.. so that your rival can work HARDER and BEAT YOU... [I do this too so can't blame 'em]
- When you want to get a haircut but you have to wait until next week
- Forgetting to clip your fingernails and then becoming selfconcious about them
- Deciding between defending a helpless nerd (and getting nothing out of it) or joining in on the teasing (and getting a kick out of hurting other people)
- When pretty girls have weeiird personalities (too hyper... too goodygoody... too slutty)
- The constant fear of a computer crash while typing up a long internet post
- When you can't find what you're looking for on Google.Com
- When a link is dead and you're dying to see what the website was about
- When your favorite website is down for maintenance
- People who think that they can go make fun of sensitive topics ("Hhahaha your sister died! LMAO" or "OWNED! YOUR FRIEND GOT KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT") online just because they are anonymous
- Having to decide whether the original song or the remix is better
- When dirty pennies and coins make your hands stink of rusty money
- When programs crash
- Having a small penis
- Having bad teeth
- Looking at yourself in the mirror and finding out that you're ugly
- Getting burned in a race
- Failing a test
- When ants crawl on your food

[Ruthless4Life]

- Nasty/smelly restrooms
- Getting to school lunch late
- Greasy glasses (from the oil on my face)
- When you see yourself in the mirror and you don't look as good as you imagined
- When you sit down and slump, your tummy makes fat rolls
- Wanting to sing in the shower, but you can't (because you know someone is right outside the door!)
- When you are looking at naughty pictures on the internet and you hear the garage door opening
- When you want to observe other bodybuilders' physiques on Bodybuilding.com but have to wait until everyone is out the room (don't want to look like I'm gay)
- When you go to sleep unusally early for an event the next day, but you end up having trouble because you can't sleep that early!
- When you download a file and you can't figure out where it got saved to
- When you follow written directions but get confused because it doesn't work out (you get different results than you were supposed to)
- Dogs that bark/growl/chase/pounce at you when you are walking down the street
- Ugly guys that get beautiful girls
- Fat guys that think they are swoll
- When fat girls keep on commenting about how they want to be thin everytime a beautiful celebrity appears on TV
- How semen doesn't completely wash off your body unless you scrub thoroughly
- How you get paranoid after masturbating and start looking around to see if you can find any signs of the deed whenever someone comes home
- Awkward moments when you are walking towards someone you mutually hate in the halls
- Awkward moments whenever someone inadvertently insults you ("Yeah that dog has bad teeth just like you, oops")
- Knowing that you half-assed your project and knowing that you will get a half-ass grade on the day of presentations by looking at other people's projects
- Grading worksheets for yourself (if you're not sure if your answer is OK, you have to ask... or if you just mark it right, you risk the teacher finding out that you're dishonest... or if you mark it wrong, you get it wrong!) Free-answer questions are the most annoying
- Saying you will do something crazy on stage but when you actually get on stage, you get self-concious and nervous
- The smell of the **** that you just popped out of your ass
- When you pee and you don't pay attention and it misses
- When people take a dump and stuff the toilet with paper (making it impossible to flush and it just stinks up everything)
- Tabloids and their misleading cover stories that sound so good ("Michael Jackson kills three babies!") but turn out to be something else ("Michael Jackson kills three babies in a popular story released by CelebFan Books!")
- Women magazines and their unoriginal articles that have no truth; includes stupid fad diets and exercises
- People who value animals TOO much (PETA)
- People who think it is cool and "edgy" to be politically incorrect
- Black people who play the 'race' card too much just because they see it done on TV
- Checking your lottery tickets to see if you've won anything
- Trying hard to pop a knuckle, neck, jaw, or finger, but you can't do it so it ends up feeling funny
- Newspaper comics that are NOT FUNNY
- Newspaper headline stories that say "Continued on F7" but you can't find the F7 page
- When "TIME" magazine dedicates an entire issue to something boring that you hate
- When people brag about how hard they have it or how tough their life is
- Kids who spend their parents money on stupid ****; they got no concept of thinking about what their parents would think (or they're just selfish)
- Little kids who throw a temper tantrum when their parents don't buy them stuff
- When little kids actually get what they want threw crying (that's how they discover that it works!!!)
- When little kids try to act cute for their parents by using cutesy words and stuff (and then they cry when you tell them to SHUT UP)
- Kids who cry when you lock them in a room for 15 seconds just to see what they would do (they end up banging on the door and begging and crying)
- When mothers overprotect their children (soccermoms)
- When you feel sorry for the teacher because she is trying so hard to teach us something but it's not working
- When you have to wait a long time to get your report card or test scores
- Waiting for a package to come in the mail
- Feeling hungry but with nothing yummy to eat!!!
- Putting off longterm homework (projects; essays) because you don't want to "deal with it" but end up rushing to finish it on the last day
- Tanlines on girls
- Pornos with really ugly guys (or guys with below average sized penises)
- Porns with really ugly girls
- Movie sequels that destroy classics (Ring 2; Dumber and DumberER, Matrix 2&3)
- Movie cliches (movie parodies are OK since they are deliberate)
- Loading times in videogames
- School snack bars (they are a ripoff!!!)
- Gas prices
- Ugly car designs
- Ears popping and hurting when I am on an airplane
- Reading something in a car and getting carsick/dizzy (doesn't happen when I'm on the bus...)
- Rap songs with AWESOME beats but BAD rapping (Lean Back; U Don't Know Me; Rubberband Man)
- Bad rappers that sound like they are talking when they rap (no flow/rhythmn)
- Punk music with the annoying whiny teen skinny-white-kid-with-black-clothes voice (Grrrr!)
- Music albums with only 2 or 3 good songs
- Cleaning out hamster/gerbil cages
- ANY chore in general [including pet chores]
- Walking down the hall approaching another teacher... should you say hi first? or are they gonna greet you.. or what
(same with another student; you make eye contact, but who makes the first greeting?)
- When you have a cool talent and people keep on asking you to do it ("Do that neat dance again!" "Hey, make that funny noise!" "Flex your muscles!")
- Pens running out of ink
- Mechanical pencils running out of lead
- Pencils breaking
- When you hear a good song on the radio but can't figure out what the title is so you spend a week singing the chorus (and butchering the lyrics) in hopes that you can find the title so you can download it
- When someone buys me "FUBU" clothing and I don't know if I should wear it since FUBU is made specifically for black people ("For Us, By Us")
- When you try to fart silently in class but end up farting kinda loud and you get embarrassed
- When you are sitting on the toilet and you want to take a dump... but you don't HAVE to go... and you just sit there
- When your pump goes away after you are done working out
- When you half-ass your way through sports practice and end up feeling like **** at home because you know you could've gone harder and more intense
- When you realize that you'll never be as good-looking as some other people
- When teachers compliment ugly girls and then you can tell that the ugly girls feel more confident and "hot" even though they are FUGLY
- When people serve me food that is TOO hot... I have to wait until it cools and that ANGERS ME WHEN I AM HUNGRY (i hate blowing on food to cool it)
- Packing up and storing away the Christmas tree after the holiday seasons
- Getting pencil smudges on your hands and paper whenever you draw something (pencil-art)
- Messing up with a pen
- When someone gets your favorite shirt dirty
- When you step in a puddle of mud and you get your shoes wet and your jeans dirty... and you go through school with itchy, uncomfortable feet and squeaky shoes
- Animals that don't trust you and decide to run away when you try to feed 'em (damn stray cats)
- When you have an awesome idea for a drawing but when you are faced with a pencil in your hand with paper, you can't seem to put your ideas on the paper..
- Writing an essay on something that you don't know about or you don't care about
- When people cheat on assignments and end up with better grades than you (even though you did it honestly)
- When people ask you for things, and you state NO, you feel like an *******
- When people are selfish and actually say that you're an ******* for not leting them borrow 2 sticks of lead or 2 sheets of paper... every single day...
- When people compliment you.. but not to make you feel good, but to make you WORSE... they go "Man you're strong" to make you feel satisfied and complacent.. so that your rival can work HARDER and BEAT YOU... [I do this too so can't blame 'em]
- When you want to get a haircut but you have to wait until next week
- Forgetting to clip your fingernails and then becoming selfconcious about them
- Deciding between defending a helpless nerd (and getting nothing out of it) or joining in on the teasing (and getting a kick out of hurting other people)
- When pretty girls have weeiird personalities (too hyper... too goodygoody... too slutty)
- The constant fear of a computer crash while typing up a long internet post
- When you can't find what you're looking for on Google.Com
- When a link is dead and you're dying to see what the website was about
- When your favorite website is down for maintenance
- People who think that they can go make fun of sensitive topics ("Hhahaha your sister died! LMAO" or "OWNED! YOUR FRIEND GOT KILLED IN A CAR ACCIDENT") online just because they are anonymous
- Having to decide whether the original song or the remix is better
- When dirty pennies and coins make your hands stink of rusty money
- When programs crash
- Having a small penis
- Having bad teeth
- Looking at yourself in the mirror and finding out that you're ugly
- Getting burned in a race
- Failing a test
- When ants crawl on your food

LONG posts annoy me.

[Slump]

2. When someone ahead of you holds the door open for you, but you are about 5 metres away and have to run to the door

Haha, I'm guilty of doing this .
I hate when people don't hold the door open :/

[Pronto]

cough

- The term "methinks"
- People who don't participate in any extracurricular activities in school
- People who overrate certain pop things ("Pulp fiction is the best" "Nothing is better than Ramen")
- Ashton Kutcher
- People who buy a single bottle of water for $1.00
- Getting a headache when you first get out of bed
- Having a booger in your nose but not wanting to pick it in public
- Making my bed
- Finding a seat on the bus next to somebody cool or an empty seat
- Waiting for traffic to clear before crossing the street
- Slutty girls
- Prude girls
- People obsessed with sports
- Pale-skinned people
- Ugly people
- That motherf'ing ******* that sits in front of me in math
- Being late to class
- When your friend is not at school
- When you tell a teacher something important and you keep on wondering if she remembers (but you don't want to remind her because then she'll think that you are rude and selfish)
- Semester exams
- English tests
- School projects
- Corny dialogue in movies
- Talking teenagers in movies
- Sitting next to strangers at the theatres
- Drying myself off after a shower
- Cool websites with porno ad banners that make the site look dirty
- Food that is not good, but greasy, so it's not even healthy
- Deciding if milk is safe to drink when today's date matches the "SELL BY" date
- When someone else eats/drinks something you wanted in the fridge
- Standing in line for anything
- Flies buzzing around delicious food; makes you overprotective
- Taking a piss in a nasty-ass bathroom
- Stepping in mud
- Getting my socks wet
- Forgetting books at school
- Forgetting homework at home
- Forgetting key facts during an exam
- When you type up a long post and it gets lost
- When someone you need to talk to isn't online
- Speaking in front of the class
- Running cramps/stitches
- Charlie horses
- When something gets stuck in my eye (like an eyelash, or glitter)
- When your hair is messed up thanks to your barber
- Choosing out clothes to wear to school in the morning
- When sex scenes ruin otherwise good movies
- When movies are too boring
- Ashlee Simpson
- Lindsay Lohan
- People groaning and moaning in school
- Tuning into a good movie on television but it is already 30 minutes in
- When you can't find what you want to download on KazAa
- When people keep on recommending that you use Bearshare or [other] instead of KaZaA
- People who fish for compliments ("im sooo fat, look at this fat!")
- People who don't say THANK YOU after you compliment them
- People who think that saying YOU'RE WELCOME or NO PROBLEM after they say THANK YOU is awkward
- Inputting the wrong locker combination
- Forgetting your password to a website
- Having to log back into websites because your cookies were reset
- When your mouse gets dirty and you have to clean it
- Restarting the computer and waiting for it to boot up
- When nothing good is on TV
- Ridiculous snack prices at cinemas
- When you burn a CD and a song or two doesn't work
- When you run out of CD-R's
- When it is really hot outside
- Staying afterschool for no reason
- dropping pens and having them bounce 20 feet and you can't find it
- Fat girls wearing revealing clothing
- Brushing my teeth and using mouthwash when I am sleepy at night
- Cleaning up after ejaculation
- When I drop a pen and it rolls like 10 feet away
- When I wake up late because then I have to rush myself
- Getting food stuck in my teeth
- Runny noses
- Coughs
- Sharp muscle pain
- Toothaches
- Waiting for my food at a restaurant when I am hungry
- Wasting money
- Getting into the movie theatre to miss the first 8 minutes of a movie
- Putting in my contacts
- Taking out my contacts
- Walking to and from my bus stop
- Commercials
- Missing sleep due to homework
- Homework itself
- Holding the big-ass newspaper while trying to eat my cereal at the same time
- When I am still hungry after eating the school lunch
- Not knowing exactly what to do while on the football field
- Double-checking scantrons and the test packet for discrepancies before turning it in
- Tangled wires and cords
- Spyware
- Fake mp3 files on KaZaA
- Sneezing
- Rivals who are constantly trying to beat you at something
- When rivals beat you at something
- Track meets
- Eating food you don't like but you don't want to waste so you eat it anyway
- Getting ripped off
- Waiting for webpages to load
- When books won't stay open and you have to hold it open
- Getting negative-repped
- Getting banned from forums
- Printer running out of paper, or ink
- CD Player running out of batteries
- Having no batteries in the house
- Using glue for a project
- Realizing you only have 10 minutes before your bedtime
- When your ass hurts after sitting down too long
- Using a restroom that is crowded
- Using the urinal
- Annoying commercials
- Rich, overpriviledged people that have it good
- People who can't control their feet from tapping
- People that are immature and quote TV shows and movies
- People that complain about being fat and talk about diet and exercise but are still fat
- Really skinny people
- Sarcastic people / smart alecks
- Teachers who pass on false information
- Teachers who don't teach well
- Unfairness
- People with no gratitude
- When you want to sneeze and you feel it but you can't
- Wanting to eat a snack but knowing that eating it in front of people will prompt a lot of beggers and smoochers
- Healthy-looking people begging on the streets
- People who litter
- Scooby Doo
- When you fall asleep somewhere that's not your regular bed and someone wakes you up forcefully and says "GO TO SLEEP IN YOUR REGULAR PLACE"
- Being sick yet still having to go to school
- missing school (feeling of missing out; make-up work)
- Sports practices on weekends or school holidays
- Religion (not everyone is Christian!!!)
- Racists
- Wanting to wear a shirt but noticing that it is too wrinkled to wear to school
- Jeans that are beginning to fade
- Growing too tall for your clothes
- Clothes that are big for you shrinking to be small for you after one wash
- BEING SICK
- waking up in the morning
- when there is just commercials on the radio
- when a good song is on the radio but you have to get out of the car
- when you tune into a good song but the song is ending
- when you have wax in your ears but no Q-Tip in sight
- getting bags under your eyes
- diareaha, especially in school
- when you can't find the remote
- when you work hard on your homework and find out that no one did it so they copy from you
- people asking me for pens and pencils and paper
- people who wear shirts whose sleeves barely cover their shoulder

To summarize for everyone who does not want to read this...........he hates EVERYTHING

[Ruthless4Life]

To summarize for everyone who does not want to read this...........he hates EVERYTHING

Hope he hates himself too...