The Official British Thread!

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:05 PM

Sup, everyone around the UK!

What's everyone upto tonight then? I had a Chinese before and now I'm feeling guilty, my stomach looks like it's getting fatter by the minute and it's showin' no sign of stopping!

Doing ewt at the weekend? I'm going to Speke to buy some clothes for work, how exciting, eh!

I invite all my fellow Brit brothers to come chill in this thread and talk about all things British.

Peace, mo' fo's!

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:09 PM

Where's UKMuscle tonight??

I bet he got wrecked and scored with some ugly chick!!

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:16 PM

This thread remind me so much of Little Britain

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:18 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel46

This thread remind me so much of Little Britain

"Yeah anno'!"

**tommy87** · 06-03-2005, 03:21 PM

bnp

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:21 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

"Yeah anno'!"

"I want that one!"

I reckon all the UK members should all meet up and wear shirts with our usernames printed on for a giant gym session, then even bigger piss up

We can go to London and stay at Ulysses', im sure he wont mind! lol

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel46

"I want that one!"

I reckon all the UK members should all meet up and wear shirts with our usernames printed on for a giant gym session, then even bigger piss up

We can go to London and stay at Ulysses', im sure he wont mind! lol

London!

Can't you make it Manchester or Liverpool! It would only take me 20-30 minutes to get there. As oppose to 3 hours to London.

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

London!

Can't you make it Manchester or Liverpool! It would only take me 20-30 minutes to get there. As oppose to 3 hours to London.

We will have to find a middle ground I guess. Manchester would be cool, it would just mean that Ulysses would have to travel 3hours instead lol

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:29 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel46

We will have to find a middle ground I guess. Manchester would be cool, it would just mean that Ulysses would have to travel 3hours instead lol

Ha ha, if Ulysses provides me with return tickets, I got no problem with that!

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

Ha ha, if Ulysses provides me with return tickets, I got no problem with that!

Im sure he wouldnt mind

Where is Ulysses when you need him anyway?? He should be here sorting out the travel arrangements lol!

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:36 PM

What you reckon to the Lions tour?? You reckon we got a chance against the All Blacks??

**Issobolic28** · 06-03-2005, 03:36 PM

Why can't you just take the Eurostar and head to France?

**DimSum** · 06-03-2005, 03:41 PM

London sounds good

**UkMuscle** · 06-03-2005, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

Where's UKMuscle tonight??

I bet he got wrecked and scored with some ugly chick!!

haha an ugly chick im to shallow to touch an ugly chick. I go for average as the bottom of the scale. i go for 5/10 - 10/10

Also i havnt drank for around 2 years i set a goal to look like arnold nothing gettin in my way now

Ill go shine my new green laser pen in cars going past now ill report back with anything interesting that happens

**UkMuscle** · 06-03-2005, 03:49 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

Ha ha, if Ulysses provides me with return tickets, I got no problem with that!

You could ask Mary is she could give you a lift on her broom stick LOL

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:50 PM

Originally Posted by UkMuscle

haha an ugly chick im to shallow to touch an ugly chick. I go for average as the bottom of the scale. i go for 5/10 - 10/10

Also i havnt drank for around 2 years i set a goal to look like arnold nothing gettin in my way now

Ill go shine my new green laser pen in cars going past now ill report back with anything interesting that happens

If you want to look like Arnold then you better start drinking your beer

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by DimSum

London sounds good

We should all just go to Brum and go to temple gym, it would be an easy commute for you

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:52 PM

Any of you guys listen to Radio 1? The Chris Moyles show?

I listen to it every morning on the way to work, awesome, proper funny. If you haven't heard the Gwen Stefani skit of Hollaback Girl he does, here's the lyrics for it -

uh huh this my shh all the girls gonna move some boxes few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap coz i ain't not heaving that girl,

i ain't not heaving that girl few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap coz i ain't not heaving that girl,

i ain't not heaving that girl this my shh this my shh there's no swearing in it either, its my shoe its my shoe whats in that box? it's my shoes it's my shoes and whats in that box?

it's my kitchen utensils i heard that you were moving flats and you hoped that i would help you move it people see you packing your stuff getting everything boxed up but i'm not gonna help you move your stuff gonna get a big book,

gonna call a truck thats right just get off your arse and get everything boxed up a few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap coz i ain't not heaving that girl, i ain't not heaving that girl few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap but i ain't not heaving that girl,

i ain't not heaving that girl this my shh this my shh shhhhhh this my shh this my shh this my shh-sh this my shh-sh let me here you say, this shh is potatoes P-O-T-O-T-E-S this shh is potatoes P-A-T-O-T-E-S this shh is potatoes P-A-T-A-T-O-S this shh is potatoes P-A-T-A-T-A-T

few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap coz i ain't not heaving that girl, i ain't not heaving that girl few times i been around your flat and you end up making me move your crap i ain't not heaving that girl, i ain't not heaving that girl.

Sing those lyrics in the theme of Hollaback Girl. Won't be as funny as if you heard the actual song, but hey.

**DimSum** · 06-03-2005, 03:54 PM

Originally Posted by Diesel46

We should all just go to Brum and go to temple gym, it would be an easy commute for you

i work out at temple gym. 6 months membership for �150

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 03:54 PM

I wish Mary had stayed it. Was unfair that she got voted out. She was dead sound and I'd of shagged her.

PIITB!

**Diesel46** · 06-03-2005, 03:57 PM

Originally Posted by DimSum

i work out at temple gym. 6 months membership for �150

Lucky bastard, do you see Dorian working out much?

**UkMuscle** · 06-03-2005, 04:03 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

I wish Mary had stayed it. Was unfair that she got voted out. She was dead sound and I'd of shagged her.

PIITB!

LMAO wtf. Id of PIITB is she dressed like a normal woman with proper make up and a tan.

Unless you get turned on by roleplaying

would you of liked her to spank you with the broom stick

**UkMuscle** · 06-03-2005, 04:08 PM

Damn if i betted on my selected horses today i would of doubled whatever i staked. If i staked �10 i would of won �10 profit.

Oh well you go to practise this sort of stuff before you put it into action. Ill carry on paper betting for another week or 2

**master_no_name** · 06-03-2005, 04:10 PM

'ello ol' chap! Does anyone have a spare monocle for me? Say, those are mighty fine looking muttonchops you have shinobi! what do you think of my handlebar mustach?

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 04:12 PM

Like Maxwell said, I saw her coming out of the bedroom this morning with her little tight jeans on, little panties sticking out and she's a good lookin' gal!

Yep yep, that's right. No doubt she'd get it.

My eyes are ****in' killing me, I can barely see! Been on the computer too long! I've booked the Hatton fight tomorrow on Box Office, should be a top fight.

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 04:13 PM

Originally Posted by master_no_name

'ello ol' chap! Does anyone have a spare monocle for me? Say, those are mighty fine looking muttonchops you have shinobi! what do you think of my handlebar mustach?

Nice English impression. But now if you wouldn't mind ****ing off.

**Pulsating Anus** · 06-03-2005, 04:16 PM

Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi

Sup, everyone around the UK!

What's everyone upto tonight then? I had a Chinese before and now I'm feeling guilty, my stomach looks like it's getting fatter by the minute and it's showin' no sign of stopping!

Doing ewt at the weekend? I'm going to Speke to buy some clothes for work, how exciting, eh!

I invite all my fellow Brit brothers to come chill in this thread and talk about all things British.

Peace, mo' fo's!

aint up2 much 2nite, just chilled out for a bit over a mates house.

haha had a chinese too, gorgeous. king prawn and mushrooms, chicken chow mein, and some sweat n sour pork balls. well nice, thirsty as fook tho lol.

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 04:19 PM

Chicken with blackbean sauce, rice and chips here. Springrolls too.

I feel dead guilty now.

Yeah, I had dry mouth for about 2 hours after I ate it. Prolly be thirsty in the night too. **** is loaded with salt.

**Kaos503** · 06-03-2005, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Pulsating Anus

aint up2 much 2nite, just chilled out for a bit over a mates house.

haha had a chinese too, gorgeous. king prawn and mushrooms, chicken chow mein, and some sweat n sour pork balls. well nice, thirsty as fook tho lol.

Why the **** did you call yourself by that name?

Bastards shut up - I think I might have to get myself a pizza tmoz :S

I HATE watching the Simpsons on C4 - those Pizza Hut trailers always get my mouth watering!

**TheLateShinobi** · 06-03-2005, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Kaos503

Why the **** did you call yourself by that name?

LOL.

Kinda gave me a chuckle when I read it.

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