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06-03-2005, 02:02 PM
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The "If I was a chick" Thread
Seriously, have you ever looked in a mirror and thought, "I wonder if I'd do me if I was a chick"?
I'd so do me.
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06-03-2005, 02:10 PM
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Im just a bedroom gangsta
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First thing I would do if I was a chick would be masturbate. I'm curious if male and female orgasms feel different. 
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06-03-2005, 02:12 PM
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lol funny ****, last night I was thinking. If I could be a chick for a day I'd masturbate half of it 
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06-03-2005, 02:13 PM
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I'd become a lesbian and roll around in the sea with the other fish.
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Last edited by QuikSilver78; 06-03-2005 at 02:17 PM.
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06-03-2005, 02:13 PM
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Masterbate and stick all sorts of things in my pussy!!!
Curious to see how a female orgasm feels! I heard it's over 120 times better than a male's, and if a male had a female orgasm, his penis would contract so much it would be living HELL
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06-03-2005, 02:13 PM
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But I only wanted to tone
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Nope. If I was a chick, I'd be strictly girl/girl. I'd spend a lot of time in victorias secret, having all the hot sales ladies help me try on lingerie in the changing room.
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06-03-2005, 02:14 PM
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if i was a chick i'd be a ****in whore i expect, from the amount of time i think about sex.
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06-03-2005, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Viking22
Nope. If I was a chick, I'd be strictly girl/girl. I'd spend a lot of time in victorias secret, having all the hot sales ladies help me try on lingerie in the changing room.
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lmao @ the brawny, oversexed butch dykes!
the sales ladies would start to wonder after a while 
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06-03-2005, 02:18 PM
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Im just a bedroom gangsta
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Originally Posted by Crossballer
Masterbate and stick all sorts of things in my pussy!!!
Curious to see how a female orgasm feels! I heard it's over 120 times better than a male's, and if a male had a female orgasm, his penis would contract so much it would be living HELL
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120 times better?  What was God thinking? Maybe he gave them better orgasms because they have to go through periods and pregnancy.
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06-03-2005, 02:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Acidvoodoo
if i was a chick i'd be a ****in whore i expect, from the amount of time i think about sex.
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Ditto.....As Seinfeld once said, "I'd be down at the docks". 
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06-03-2005, 02:20 PM
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Do all my laundry, cook the dinner and cry about my wrinkles with a bucket of Ben and Jerry's.
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06-03-2005, 02:21 PM
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Its kinda hard to think about being a whore though cause it'd be guys ****ing you. I'd prefer to be a lesbian I guess.
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06-03-2005, 02:21 PM
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i'd be the sluttiest most filthy lesbian ever. I think it would be more satifying to **** hot chicks if i was one myself, would be just like lesbo porn.
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06-03-2005, 02:22 PM
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i dont know about you, but i would be one ugly chick...
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06-03-2005, 02:23 PM
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I'd be a nymphomaniac I would have sex with guys with big cocks and beautiful girls too
Maybe even animals
After all, I'm a girl!
And girls GONE WILD!
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06-03-2005, 02:26 PM
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Originally Posted by KyGunator
i'd be the sluttiest most filthy lesbian ever.
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Well, since about only 10% of the population is gay, then most of you guys claiming that you would be lesbians would be out of luck.
It doesnt matter though, cause if you were a chick having sex with a guy, it wouldnt be considered ghey.
BUT, if your a chick having sex with some other chick, then yes, you are GAY!!!
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06-03-2005, 02:30 PM
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If I were chick, I would get myself out of paying fines by wearing low-cut blouses that show my cleavage.
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06-03-2005, 02:36 PM
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We'd all look like we took too many prohormones!
Like This!
Or this!
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06-03-2005, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Majestak
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Damn wood!
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06-03-2005, 02:39 PM
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But I only wanted to tone
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Originally Posted by kmac12
Well, since about only 10% of the population is gay, then most of you guys claiming that you would be lesbians would be out of luck.
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They also say that every woman is five drinks away from having a bisexual encounter.
What I'd do is wear a short skirt and give any hot chicks a nice crotch shot. If they look twice, they're mine.
I've given the old "week as a chick" scenario a lot of thought over the years
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06-03-2005, 02:40 PM
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If I was a damn fine slutty ass chick, I'd go to a farm and give head to a stallion!
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06-03-2005, 02:42 PM
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Patrick F. Baby
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Originally Posted by Majestak
Seriously, have you ever looked in a mirror and thought, "I wonder if I'd do me if I was a chick"?
I'd so do me.
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I would have to get to know myself better before i could make a decison like that.
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06-03-2005, 02:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Viking22
They also say that every woman is five drinks away from having a bisexual encounter.
What I'd do is wear a short skirt and give any hot chicks a nice crotch shot. If they look twice, they're mine.
I've given the old "week as a chick" scenario a lot of thought over the years
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Yeah, I just meant that most of these guys would probably not end up being lesbians, but who knows.
Id be a slut for sure. Oh wait, I already am.
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06-03-2005, 02:46 PM
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I'd go out and get a free beer.
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06-03-2005, 03:01 PM
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Inadequate and unfit
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Originally Posted by Swizzle Dizzle
I would have to get to know myself better before i could make a decison like that.
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hahah.
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06-03-2005, 03:15 PM
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Hey ya
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to ladies's locker rooms i go.
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06-03-2005, 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by QuikSilver78
I'd become a lesbian and roll around in the sea with the other fish.
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What this guy said. Except for rolling around in the sea with other fish.
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06-03-2005, 08:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Swizzle Dizzle
I would have to get to know myself better before i could make a decison like that.
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dinner and a movie first?
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06-03-2005, 08:29 PM
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^^Is Part of a Song Title
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Originally Posted by Crossballer
Masterbate and stick all sorts of things in my pussy!!!
Curious to see how a female orgasm feels! I heard it's over 120 times better than a male's, and if a male had a female orgasm, his penis would contract so much it would be living HELL
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WTF, dude you can't compare the two, unless you've had someone that has had a male and female orgasm.
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06-03-2005, 08:30 PM
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if i was a chick id be a stripper and get paid tons of money by horny guys just for showing my boobs.
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