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    Question Can't seem to get my girlfriend pregnant.

    I've shot off in her stench trench 20+ times in the last month and she's still not pregnant. I hear all these stories about people accidentally getting pregnant the first time, blah blah. I think it's bull****. What's a honky got to do to get a woman inseminated?
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    why would u want to get a girl preggo?
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    Originally Posted by BayAreaMike View Post
    why would u want to get a girl preggo?
    to have a kid u idiot..

    give it time i guess.. its not gonna just happen the first month..
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    I've shot off in her stench trench 20+ times in the last month and she's still not pregnant. I hear all these stories about people accidentally getting pregnant the first time, blah blah. I think it's bull****. What's a honky got to do to get a woman inseminated?
    it's not b.s.
    she probably has an irregular period & doesn't ovulate = can't produce babies
    how long have you been trying?
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    Just trying for a 1.5 months now. She's had a kid before and my sperm count was off the charts high, so I don't know what the deal is. Part of the problem is that she swallows about 50% of our possible children. The poor little guys never even have a chance to race to the egg.
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    interesting...
    go to a fertility clinic & find out what's up
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    I've shot off in her stench trench 20+ times in the last month and she's still not pregnant. I hear all these stories about people accidentally getting pregnant the first time, blah blah. I think it's bull****. What's a honky got to do to get a woman inseminated?
    Maybe you're shooting blanks. No really man maybe you're trying too hard. Lighten up. If you're stressed in the least it can affect you. When is the last time you took a long week-end and chilled? I know when my older brother and his girl friend were trying to get pregnant, he said the harder they tried the worse it got. When they stopped trying she got pregnant. I've now got a little nephew.
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    What's a honky got to do to get a woman inseminated?
    ROFL!!!!
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    youre probably shooting blanks
    **** ****ity ****
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    dont do it with her on top...
    "Always act as though it were impossible to fail." -Anonymous
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    Didn't you realize, that those that don't want to get pregnant are the ones that usually do and the ones that do want to get pregnant are the ones that can't.

    To solve your problem, stop wanting to get her pregnant and before you know it, she'll be pregnant.
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    Originally Posted by bigguy29 View Post
    dont do it with her on top...
    We've finished with her on top, me on top, me behind her, and sideways. Frankly, I am getting worn out and wish she would just be pregnant already. I'm even taking ejaculoid to help make a bigger load.

    It's a hard compromise between her loving to give head and wanting to get pregnant. She sucked me dry the other day, then accidentally sneezed as I was shooting off in her mouth. She ended up firing cum out of her nose and almost got it on me. I was annoyed to say the least. I told her you ain't going to get pregnant by sneezing the cum out, idiot.
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    We've finished with her on top, me on top, me behind her, and sideways. Frankly, I am getting worn out and wish she would just be pregnant already. I'm even taking ejaculoid to help make a bigger load.

    It's a hard compromise between her loving to give head and wanting to get pregnant. She sucked me dry the other day, then accidentally sneezed as I was shooting off in her mouth. She ended up firing cum out of her nose and almost got it on me. I was annoyed to say the least. I told her you ain't going to get pregnant by sneezing the cum out, idiot.
    This fucker is my new hero!
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    We've finished with her on top, me on top, me behind her, and sideways. Frankly, I am getting worn out and wish she would just be pregnant already. I'm even taking ejaculoid to help make a bigger load.

    It's a hard compromise between her loving to give head and wanting to get pregnant. She sucked me dry the other day, then accidentally sneezed as I was shooting off in her mouth. She ended up firing cum out of her nose and almost got it on me. I was annoyed to say the least. I told her you ain't going to get pregnant by sneezing the cum out, idiot.


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    Originally Posted by bigguy29 View Post
    dont do it with her on top...
    well yeah, duh, it's siple gravity, everyone knows that.
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    We've finished with her on top, me on top, me behind her, and sideways. Frankly, I am getting worn out and wish she would just be pregnant already. I'm even taking ejaculoid to help make a bigger load.

    It's a hard compromise between her loving to give head and wanting to get pregnant. She sucked me dry the other day, then accidentally sneezed as I was shooting off in her mouth. She ended up firing cum out of her nose and almost got it on me. I was annoyed to say the least. I told her you ain't going to get pregnant by sneezing the cum out, idiot.
    what a visual! haha soo great.
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    Originally Posted by lorinelise View Post
    what a visual! haha soo great.
    lol......true. too bad you didnt tape that, speaking of sex tapes.


    Seriously, there are more people in the world that are trying to get pregnant and have difficulties then people who get pregnant accidently.
    If you are serious about it ( which I doubt it, considering the description above) go and do a sperm count. Btw - just for that purpose you will have to avoid cumming for 3 days.
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    We've finished with her on top, me on top, me behind her, and sideways. Frankly, I am getting worn out and wish she would just be pregnant already. I'm even taking ejaculoid to help make a bigger load.

    It's a hard compromise between her loving to give head and wanting to get pregnant. She sucked me dry the other day, then accidentally sneezed as I was shooting off in her mouth. She ended up firing cum out of her nose and almost got it on me. I was annoyed to say the least. I told her you ain't going to get pregnant by sneezing the cum out, idiot.
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    you must be a dripper and not a squirter
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    Originally Posted by poop_on_you View Post
    you must be a dripper and not a squirter
    I do both. I'm like Peter North when I'm on the ejaculoid.
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    to have a kid u idiot..
    hahahaa....
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    I have the same problem.

    I think in the 11 months (anniversary today, btw, I Love you darling!) we've been together I've used a condom maybe... twice? She didn't like the way it felt so I never used one after that.

    She's still not pregnant.


    The closest we've come is her having an irregular period and being a week late.

    But we can't get it checked until we get back stateside.
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    Send her to me - I can finish on her damn belly and she'll be pregars.
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    Originally Posted by Geno View Post
    Send her to me - I can finish on her damn belly and she'll be pregars.
    You'd be willing to get my girlfriend pregnant for me?
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    You'd be willing to get my girlfriend pregnant for me?
    He's just that nice...he's a giver
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    Only 25% of couples fall preggers in the first month. 60% fall preggers in the first 6 months. That still shows that almost half of people out there getting pregnant only achieve this after 6 months of trying.

    Good luck.
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    Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein View Post
    You'd be willing to get my girlfriend pregnant for me?
    Depends on what she looks like............and whether or not a release from all claims would stand up in court.
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    Originally Posted by Geno View Post
    Depends on what she looks like............and whether or not a release from all claims would stand up in court.
    She's a babe. 5ft2. 105 32D boobies. Great face. Pretty much a total package. She's so hot that I want my kids with her bc then they will be hot like us.
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    You're not confusing holes, are you?

    Ass babies don't exist last time I checked...but of course, nowdays anything can happen.

    I mean, look at Arnold in "9 Months". Dude had a fu*king kid!
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