The good old missionary position- some words in its defense

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 12:07 PM

Hi. I am a sexual counselor and I see myself as a bridge between men and women in the bedroom, trying to make guys understand girls better and vice a versa. I would like to share my insight about sex with you and would be glad to recieve comments from you.

Today I wrote about the missionary position. I advise guys to share this insight with their girlfriends.

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The poor old missionary position. In most of the sex polls less and less people mention it as their favorite. Somehow, also because of its "religious -like" title, people consider it as old fashioned, uncool, boring even (?!). The truth is totally different. First and formost, this is still the most popular position de-facto...if i was a fly on the wall in everyone's bedroom, i would probably notice lots of missionary action. Second, (and here I must admit I am not objective since this is one of my favorite positions) its the opposite of boring. It's exciting, surprising, diverse and full of new options, it combines passion and agression in the most perfect way ,just as good sex should be and finally - we have to admit that if this is the basic , first position, there is a reason for that.

Why am I such an avid missionary missioner?

I think missionary position kinda brings back the old gender roles, that in daily life are so blurred out. As a very strong and independant woman I can safely say that sometimes its fun to have a man on top of you, in a powerful position, being able to protect and perform for you. And yeah, the missionary position is a big male show. ain't that fun for us woman? we can lay back, and just watch our warrior prove his stamina and domination. As a change from real life, where we often decide where we're going on a date and what should be bought for the house, this is refresing and necessary. I like to look at my guy during this position and feel proud that i have a REAL MAN that can hump!

What the eyes see plays an important role in the missionary position, it's all about watching. Watching his muscles, his facial expressions (specially towards the climax), his joy. I also want him to see the joy in my eyes - it's an ego cycle. He can see the joy and admiration in my eyes for his pleasing performance and that just makes him do it even better.

So yeah, ladies might like the more passive job but hey...that doesn't mean you gals should lay there like starfish. There is so much to be done.....first, we ought to be the BEST cheerleaders and cheer our stud to score a victory. It's fun, it's deliberating. I found out that once i set my vocals free, things get better. More then that, missionary is a great opportunity to play with our guy's back asset - his butt. It's just so much fun to be able to grab his butt muscles (I know tey are called glutes) which ussualy works pretty hard during this show, and it's even more exciting to slap it ("ok...u think u're the boss now but I can still spank u naughty boy). Some guys get really aroused with the girls playing with their nipples (yeah...guys can have sensitive nipples and if he is athletic it's pretty inviting to lick and bite) and the best of all, "La creme de la creme" of the missionary position is KISSING. oh damn, this is the most intimate thing, to kiss while being connected and united as deeply as possible. It is also known that the mouth becomes even more sensitive and arroused when you are ****ing.

There are many things i didnt even mention- ears licking, back scratching ( thats fun too if you have good nails lol) but I think and hope i did quite a good job defending the missionary position.

Last but not least, don't forget the missionary position can be played in so many ways- legs on shoulders, tight and close body 2 body, legs around the guys waste, guy towering up almost kneeling (love to watch him do that!) etc etc.....

Don't believe the polls and the myth. Missionary is fun!

Spartan#x · 09-30-2007, 12:09 PM

Alright, I'm going to need proof that you don't have a penis.

DE#99 · 09-30-2007, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan#x

Alright, I'm going to need proof that you don't have a penis.

x2

crom_ · 09-30-2007, 12:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DE#99

x2

x3

namtaB · 09-30-2007, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by gogz

x3

x4

Cosmonaut · 09-30-2007, 12:27 PM

Well, even if that is a troll, still a good cut and paste job. So i suggest you read it.

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Cosmonaut

Well, even if that is a troll, still a good cut and paste job. So i suggest you read it.

it's funny tobe judged as a troll just because I actually wrote something cohrent. and yeah...i cut and pasted it from my blog on myspace.

crom_ · 09-30-2007, 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

it's funny tobe judged as a troll just because I actually wrote something cohrent. and yeah...i cut and pasted it from my blog on myspace.

congrats! you get teh cookie with teh wh1pped creamz!!SHIFONE1

$ Kliplemet $ · 09-30-2007, 01:27 PM

it's unnatural, unergonomic and unpleasant

slavko · 09-30-2007, 01:28 PM

does this make you good at sex?

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by $ Kliplemet $

it's unnatural, unergonomic and unpleasant

whats unnatural about it? explain. what is the natural alternative then?

crom_ · 09-30-2007, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

whats unnatural about it? explain. what is the natural alternative then?

zips whips and blood

$ Kliplemet $ · 09-30-2007, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

whats unnatural about it? explain. what is the natural alternative then?

doggystyle

Cosmonaut · 09-30-2007, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

it's funny tobe judged as a troll just because I actually wrote something cohrent. and yeah...i cut and pasted it from my blog on myspace.

You are judged as a troll because your first post on a bodybuilding website is in the Misc section.

gekkoboy14 · 09-30-2007, 01:51 PM

ur an odd poster

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by $ Kliplemet $

doggystyle

oh yeah. doggystyle is great and I will post a unique thread for it sometime inthe future. Still....missionary is the most done and about doggy - some women unfortunately are not loosen up enoughj to enjoy it 100%. They also think about how they look from the outside and overawarness is bad in sex.

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Cosmonaut

You are judged as a troll because your first post on a bodybuilding website is in the Misc section.

well....this section has many posters that dont seem like great bodybuilders so I am not the first...and yeah, I do came here for a purpose, to promote my agenda and have my views heard, so if that's a troll, i am one.

nicedreamsbt · 09-30-2007, 01:57 PM

imo doggystyle is for Ho's missionary is for someone you like. Anything with her on top is good to

megacurie · 09-30-2007, 01:59 PM

missionary is a good addition, no complaints here

icuii2004 · 09-30-2007, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by nicedreamsbt

imo doggystyle is for Ho's missionary is for someone you like. Anything with her on top is good to

LOL at doggystyle is for ho's. I beg to differ but yeah its part of the mind game of doggystyle - the sleazyness effect

jackfast1 · 09-30-2007, 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Spartan#x

Alright, I'm going to need proof that you don't have a penis.

who cares?
that was a great read!
repped!

Cosmonaut · 09-30-2007, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

well....this section has many posters that dont seem like great bodybuilders so I am not the first...and yeah, I do came here for a purpose, to promote my agenda and have my views heard, so if that's a troll, i am one.

Hence my initial comment about the fact that it does not matter if you are an obese hairy 40 year old dude, since that was a great read. So until you start posting crap on these boards you can pretend to be anything you like.

Scarface2883 · 09-30-2007, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by icuii2004

Hi. I am a sexual counselor and I see myself as a bridge between men and women in the bedroom, trying to make guys understand girls better and vice a versa. I would like to share my insight about sex with you and would be glad to recieve comments from you.

Today I wrote about the missionary position. I advise guys to share this insight with their girlfriends.

************************************************** ********

The poor old missionary position. In most of the sex polls less and less people mention it as their favorite. Somehow, also because of its "religious -like" title, people consider it as old fashioned, uncool, boring even (?!). The truth is totally different. First and formost, this is still the most popular position de-facto...if i was a fly on the wall in everyone's bedroom, i would probably notice lots of missionary action. Second, (and here I must admit I am not objective since this is one of my favorite positions) its the opposite of boring. It's exciting, surprising, diverse and full of new options, it combines passion and agression in the most perfect way ,just as good sex should be and finally - we have to admit that if this is the basic , first position, there is a reason for that.

Why am I such an avid missionary missioner?

I think missionary position kinda brings back the old gender roles, that in daily life are so blurred out. As a very strong and independant woman I can safely say that sometimes its fun to have a man on top of you, in a powerful position, being able to protect and perform for you. And yeah, the missionary position is a big male show. ain't that fun for us woman? we can lay back, and just watch our warrior prove his stamina and domination. As a change from real life, where we often decide where we're going on a date and what should be bought for the house, this is refresing and necessary. I like to look at my guy during this position and feel proud that i have a REAL MAN that can hump!

What the eyes see plays an important role in the missionary position, it's all about watching. Watching his muscles, his facial expressions (specially towards the climax), his joy. I also want him to see the joy in my eyes - it's an ego cycle. He can see the joy and admiration in my eyes for his pleasing performance and that just makes him do it even better.

So yeah, ladies might like the more passive job but hey...that doesn't mean you gals should lay there like starfish. There is so much to be done.....first, we ought to be the BEST cheerleaders and cheer our stud to score a victory. It's fun, it's deliberating. I found out that once i set my vocals free, things get better. More then that, missionary is a great opportunity to play with our guy's back asset - his butt. It's just so much fun to be able to grab his butt muscles (I know tey are called glutes) which ussualy works pretty hard during this show, and it's even more exciting to slap it ("ok...u think u're the boss now but I can still spank u naughty boy). Some guys get really aroused with the girls playing with their nipples (yeah...guys can have sensitive nipples and if he is athletic it's pretty inviting to lick and bite) and the best of all, "La creme de la creme" of the missionary position is KISSING. oh damn, this is the most intimate thing, to kiss while being connected and united as deeply as possible. It is also known that the mouth becomes even more sensitive and arroused when you are ****ing.

There are many things i didnt even mention- ears licking, back scratching ( thats fun too if you have good nails lol) but I think and hope i did quite a good job defending the missionary position.

Last but not least, don't forget the missionary position can be played in so many ways- legs on shoulders, tight and close body 2 body, legs around the guys waste, guy towering up almost kneeling (love to watch him do that!) etc etc.....

Don't believe the polls and the myth. Missionary is fun!

Missionairy is my favorite position. I feel more in control and I can pound as hard as I want. And, it's not my favorite because of religious reasons neither.

$ Kliplemet $ · 09-30-2007, 02:24 PM

missionary tires the muscles of my back so fast that I can't come.
also, it feel like you keep having to stop to move yourself forward

$ Kliplemet $ · 09-30-2007, 02:32 PM

does it make you feel dirty writing all that stuff on a bodybuilding forum?

ExtremeEnigma · 09-30-2007, 02:37 PM

i wouldn't exactly call that "coherent". try putting a little effort into what "u" type if you're a "sexual counselor".

Jenflower · 09-30-2007, 02:38 PM

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Hi. I am a sexual counselor and I see myself as a bridge between men and women in the bedroom, trying to make guys understand girls better and vice a versa.

I would love to be a sexual counselor. I bet that's a great job. Do you enjoy it? I could read books about sex all day long...(am I weird?haha)