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    Unhappy Might have knocked up my own mom.

    Oh sh*t bro's. I think I fouled up big time. Man im so scared right now. So my buddy Hector (I used to date him) gave me this new gay porno DVD and I decide to watch a little of it. My dads been out of town for a week so I havn't really been laid lately. I decided to go stay with my mom for the weekend because she still has my room just the way I left it (she still doesn't know that I married my old man, her ex!!!). So I start watching the movie and you know how it is when your watching a porno by your self bros. About 4 minutes into it I start stroking my pole. Its getting real hot bros and I only lasted about 5 minutes. I shoot my load on a towel and use the same towel to wipe the rest of the spunk on my stomach. Right when I clean up, my mom walks in and demands my cloths because she wants to do laundry. She grabbs the towel and got my DNA all over her hands but didn't notice. Then she went into the laundry room. I went after her about 5 minutes later and noticed the door was closed. I put my head on the door and heard my mom FAPPING!!!! She was fapping with my jiz on her fingers. Im scared bro. I could be a brother and father at the same time. Help bros...


    Cliff:
    -started fapping to gay porn
    -came on towel
    -mom took towel and got jiz on fingers
    -mom started fapping
    -mom might be pregnant
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    The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of tits and wine?

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    Are you aware that Oh sh*t bro's. I think I fouled up big time. Man im so scared right now. So my buddy Hector (I used to date him) gave me this new gay porno DVD and I decide to watch a little of it. My dads been out of town for a week so I havn't really been laid lately. I decided to go stay with my mom for the weekend because she still has my room just the way I left it (she still doesn't know that I married my old man, her ex!!!). So I start watching the movie and you know how it is when your watching a porno by your self bros. About 4 minutes into it I start stroking my pole. Its getting real hot bros and I only lasted about 5 minutes. I shoot my load on a towel and use the same towel to wipe the rest of the spunk on my stomach. Right when I clean up, my mom walks in and demands my cloths because she wants to do laundry. She grabbs the towel and got my DNA all over her hands but didn't notice. Then she went into the laundry room. I went after her about 5 minutes later and noticed the door was closed. I put my head on the door and heard my mom FAPPING!!!! She was fapping with my jiz on her fingers. Im scared bro. I could be a brother and father at the same time. Help bros...

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    Originally Posted by Mark_ey View Post
    Are you aware that Oh sh*t bro's. I think I fouled up big time. Man im so scared right now. So my buddy Hector (I used to date him) gave me this new gay porno DVD and I decide to watch a little of it. My dads been out of town for a week so I havn't really been laid lately. I decided to go stay with my mom for the weekend because she still has my room just the way I left it (she still doesn't know that I married my old man, her ex!!!). So I start watching the movie and you know how it is when your watching a porno by your self bros. About 4 minutes into it I start stroking my pole. Its getting real hot bros and I only lasted about 5 minutes. I shoot my load on a towel and use the same towel to wipe the rest of the spunk on my stomach. Right when I clean up, my mom walks in and demands my cloths because she wants to do laundry. She grabbs the towel and got my DNA all over her hands but didn't notice. Then she went into the laundry room. I went after her about 5 minutes later and noticed the door was closed. I put my head on the door and heard my mom FAPPING!!!! She was fapping with my jiz on her fingers. Im scared bro. I could be a brother and father at the same time. Help bros...


    Way to post that pic of My_Whey and his gf in his own thread. Good job mark_ey man!
    The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of tits and wine?

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    Do any of you guys know if this is even possible??? I mean how long would my love juice stay on her fingers? She went into the laundry room and started fapping like 5 minutes after she got it all over her hands. I don't know what the fu*k I will do if she is.
    The Lord of Light wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the gods such vicious c-nts? Where is the god of tits and wine?

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    Originally Posted by vegetafan17 View Post
    Where have all the good trolls gone?



    I'm not trolling. Get over yourself.

    Your attempt at degrading my character has failed. See the traffic over there in the freeway? Go play in it.
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    Originally Posted by skin-flute View Post



    I'm not trolling. Get over yourself.

    Your attempt at degrading my character has failed. See the traffic over there in the freeway? Go play in it.
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