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09-26-2007, 04:07 PM
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mouth size = punanee size
a female friend of mine mentioned that the size of a woman's mouth is usually equal to the size of her vagina and since then, I've thought back on the women I've known and I think there's some truth to it.
So excluding changes due to childbirth, someone with a small mouth
would be a lot tighter than someone with a bigger mouth, like old horseface Julia Roberts
agree? disagree?
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09-26-2007, 04:15 PM
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That's the phucking stupidest thing I ever heard. Everyone knows it's the nostril size that indicates vagina hole size.
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09-26-2007, 04:16 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Dickbiggenstein
That's the phucking stupidest thing I ever heard. Everyone knows it's the nostril size that indicates vagina hole size.
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this is why i always give her a few good plugs in the nose before i go down her trousers. Need to make sure everything will fit good.
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09-26-2007, 04:29 PM
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lol
Just...lol.
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09-26-2007, 04:45 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by wannaBmoy
this is why i always give her a few good plugs in the nose before i go down her trousers. Need to make sure everything will fit good.
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i think it's sick that you people are repping me and encouraging this behavior. You're all terrible models to society. Go clean your rooms.
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09-26-2007, 06:20 PM
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size of girl doesnt determine size of inner vag. you could have yourself a tiny girl and think this is gonna be sick! but then find out she's ready to take more than you can actually give.
so, i really dont think that mouth=vag size thing is true. it really just depends on the chick.
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09-26-2007, 06:52 PM
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I've found that height and race has a good bit to do with depth.
Now width I don't know.
Generally speaking asians would be the shallowist followed by whites, then blacks on average that is.
Penis is made to fit the vagina so black women are larger to accomodate black men, etc.
Short asian girls would be a good bet.
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09-26-2007, 06:59 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drstrangepimp
I've found that height and race has a good bit to do with depth.
Now width I don't know.
Generally speaking asians would be the shallowist followed by whites, then blacks on average that is.
Penis is made to fit the vagina so black women are larger to accomodate black men, etc.
Short asian girls would be a good bet.
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But that is only depth, not width. So it wouldn't be a good bet unless you have a short one. The only difference would be that you can't get all your dick in before hitting the cervix, causing her pain and preventing you from getting in deep. That just sucks for everyone. Just tell her to do some kegels and you're good to go.
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09-26-2007, 07:25 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drstrangepimp
Penis is made to fit the vagina so black women are larger to accomodate black men, etc.
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I thought the whole "black men have bigger wangs" thing was a myth?
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09-26-2007, 07:26 PM
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I'll put an end to this speculation...tonight when the wife falls asleep I will measure her mouth and clam, but we need at least a couple more people to do it so we can compare.
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09-27-2007, 09:27 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by itsallgood
I'll put an end to this speculation...tonight when the wife falls asleep I will measure her mouth and clam, but we need at least a couple more people to do it so we can compare.
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Haha... but vaginas expand as they become aroused, so you'll have to touch her in her sleep some for it to be in an accurate sexual state.
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09-27-2007, 10:26 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Ace_2004
I thought the whole "black men have bigger wangs" thing was a myth?
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No, their average size is slightly longer. However the extremes are very telling.
Ever seen the porn star lexington steele? He's about 12 inches. Well I saw a black woman take him all the way with no problem.
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09-27-2007, 11:06 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drstrangepimp
No, their average size is slightly longer. However the extremes are very telling.
Ever seen the porn star lexington steele? He's about 12 inches. Well I saw a black woman take him all the way with no problem.
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Actually all the myths that size(in general, black ppl have longer flaccid penises) varies by race are false.
I will back this up with studies if I must.
Also, for funsies, gay men on the average have larger penises. (yet again there's studies out there)
(yes was insecure and did research)
(no homo)
Last edited by imweasel; 09-27-2007 at 11:20 PM.
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09-27-2007, 11:51 PM
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Everybody knows Paratrooper's have the biggest penises.
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09-28-2007, 05:05 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drstrangepimp
I've found that height and race has a good bit to do with depth.
Now width I don't know.
Generally speaking asians would be the shallowist followed by whites, then blacks on average that is.
Penis is made to fit the vagina so black women are larger to accomodate black men, etc.
Short asian girls would be a good bet.
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yep asian girls have the smallest vags from my own personal exp.
and btw, ive had sex with quite a few nationalities in my travels.
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09-28-2007, 06:09 AM
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Guys..I have a really teeny tiny mouth.....
haha j/k
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09-28-2007, 06:13 AM
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Quote:
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Guys..I have a really teeny tiny mouth.....
haha j/k
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o'rly?
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09-28-2007, 06:43 AM
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Quote:
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Guys..I have a really teeny tiny mouth.....
haha j/k
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Didn't you say you were single?
Btw, pics or lies.
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09-28-2007, 06:59 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by imweasel
Actually all the myths that size(in general, black ppl have longer flaccid penises) varies by race are false.
I will back this up with studies if I must.
Also, for funsies, gay men on the average have larger penises. (yet again there's studies out there)
(yes was insecure and did research)
(no homo)
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There's studies that show blacks are larger though only by a quarter inch or so.
Also, watch a porno for god's sakes. The black actors are by far the largest.
Like I said, the extremes are very telling.
We had John Holmes, they have a number of actors today who are that big.
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09-28-2007, 07:47 AM
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i talked about this in another thread (asian guy white girl)
but yes...on average due to evolution african descent people have larger members and larger vags....its not a myth...its not false...on average it is truth....
that being said...mouth size has nothing to do with vag size....if it does them im going to look for a girl with a clefted lip
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09-28-2007, 07:53 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by 2coop
i talked about this in another thread (asian guy white girl)
but yes...on average due to evolution african descent people have larger members and larger vags....its not a myth...its not false...on average it is truth....
that being said...mouth size has nothing to do with vag size....if it does them im going to look for a girl with a clefted lip
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You sir are right. People of African Decent developed enlarged penises so that they could strangle prey with their members.
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09-28-2007, 07:56 AM
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i dont think that was it....but maybe....
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09-28-2007, 08:22 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by drstrangepimp
There's studies that show blacks are larger though only by a quarter inch or so.
Also, watch a porno for god's sakes. The black actors are by far the largest.
Like I said, the extremes are very telling.
We had John Holmes, they have a number of actors today who are that big.
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Would you like studies with proof? Do not underestimate the power of the internet!!!!
lol But seriously black guys have larger flaccid penises, not larger ones in general. Idc about the extremes, the guy with the biggest dong in the world is white( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jonah_Falcon)
I've done research believe me lol
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09-28-2007, 08:35 AM
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The OP is clearly wrong ha ha, how the fuck could a mouth be of equal dimensions to a vagina? You think that all vaginas are 3 inches across and 4 deep?
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09-28-2007, 09:50 AM
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that could explain why i get the gagging sound when girl gives me head, and why they complain about thier poonanny being sore.
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09-28-2007, 09:56 AM
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I didn't explain it clearly enough. It has to do with the "golden proportions" used in art. Like the way that your forearm is the same length as your foot and the distance between your eyes is equal to the corner-to-corner width of one eye.
for the mouth & vagina, it's not the overall size of the opening but rather the end-to-end distance that matches. In other words, the distance between the corners of her mouth is equal to the distance from the bottom of the labia majora to the top.
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09-28-2007, 09:59 AM
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Guys......what's a vagina?
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09-28-2007, 10:23 AM
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Lets see my xgf was 5'5" 115lbs C cup boobs and could take my penor deep but it would hurt her if I kept at it. Her vag felt bigger than most girls I've been with even though and I was her first. (yes I saw blood and she cried the first time we did it. She was shaking from being so nervous so lay off)
My current gf is 5'1" 110lbs D cup boob and is tight as well and she is always sore the next day regardless. She can't take it at times though.
This other girl is 5'5" 105lbs B cup boob and is seriously like a damn 13 yr old virgin down there. I can only do missionary with lots of lube and I gotta fukc like a old man or else she'll start crying due to sheer pain. Although she has taken other guys with ease. I dunno.
Last girl is 5'7" 112lbs model-like thin but could take the pounding I give her no matter what. She enjoyed the pain but she had a kid too.
I don't see much pattern here if you ask me.
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09-28-2007, 10:27 AM
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is there a reason you gave their bra size? Just asking...
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09-28-2007, 10:43 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by stewart3860
is there a reason you gave their bra size? Just asking...
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and also no measurements about the mouth which is the whole reason of the thread
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