How Many of You Have ACTUALLY Done This?

[Lunatic]

Don't lie about this please, because I know a lot of girls aren't in to this type of ****. I'm talking about giving a girl a facial. How many of you have actually given your g/f, **** buddy, one nighter, etc an ACTUAL porn video facial. I'm talking about while you're ****ing you get the urge to blow your load on her face, so you pull out and she gets on her knees to take the load on her face? I've done it only a few times with my ex, because my load made her break out, but I've nutted all over her body. Who's shot the load on their girl, on their face, Peter North style? ME!

[GApump]

I have, and unlike the porn movies the facial is followed by a lot of b1tching and complaining.

[Rigit23]

because my load made her break out, but I've nutted all over her body.

Semen makes her get acne? No offense, but thats kinda funny.

[user437490845hjgf]

I have, and unlike the porn movies the facial is followed by a lot of b1tching and complaining.

x2, it happened once, and it never happened again.

I don't get it, if I'm willing to chow down on her stinky hatchet wound for 15 mins, youd think she would toughen up and take my load... its over in 10 seconds!! I can't imagine it would be THAT bad, unless it gets in her eyes or something, which can easily be avoided by closing her eyes..

I dont understand women..

[steltz02]

tons. just have a towel ready.. Admire it for a minute then help her clean up, she will let you do it again.

[Lunatic]

I have, and unlike the porn movies the facial is followed by a lot of b1tching and complaining.

Lol, my ex was just like, "Eww, it's all warm and sticky" She bitched once when I tried to sneak one on her, and it got in her hair instead.

Semen makes her get acne? No offense, but thats kinda funny.

No offense taken. She did break out on the spots I hosed her down.

x2, it happened once, and it never happened again.

I don't get it, if I'm willing to chow down on her stinky hatchet wound for 15 mins, youd think she would toughen up and take my load... its over in 10 seconds!! I can't imagine it would be THAT bad, unless it gets in her eyes or something, which can easily be avoided by closing her eyes..

I dont understand women..

So true, bro, so true

[Ellimist]

I have, and unlike the porn movies the facial is followed by a lot of b1tching and complaining.

hahahaha!

[gfundaro]

I have, and unlike the porn movies the facial is followed by a lot of b1tching and complaining.

LOL..what does she say? "Ow my eye"?


I think if it's done in a relationship and it's all in good fun and both parties are okay with it, it's just like any other sex act. Any sex act can be demeaning--or not--given the circumstances.

[bury me a G]

i make sure either i blow it all on their face or i make them gargle it in their mouth then swallow it if they try spitting it out i cock slap them

[Lunatic]

i make sure either i blow it all on their face or i make them gargle it in their mouth then swallow it if they try spitting it out i cock slap them

I bet


gfundaro, I agree with ya. My other ex wouldn't even blow me, because she thought it was demeaning. Every time I got her to do it, she'd start cry afterwards SO glad I broke up with her in the middle of class. She started balling her eyes out while class was going on I felt good.

[GApump]

gfundaro, I agree with ya. My other ex wouldn't even blow me, because she thought it was demeaning. Every time I got her to do it, she'd start cry afterwards SO glad I broke up with her in the middle of class. She started balling her eyes out while class was going on I felt good.

f*ck that, good call on breaking up w/ her.

[Bravodor]

the eyes and hair are "gross outs" for girls.

Why the face anyways, I always found on the stomach to be so much hotter...

[user437490845hjgf]

I bet


gfundaro, I agree with ya. My other ex wouldn't even blow me, because she thought it was demeaning. Every time I got her to do it, she'd start cry afterwards SO glad I broke up with her in the middle of class. She started balling her eyes out while class was going on I felt good.

Why do girls always think its demeaning? I was talking to these 3 girls at a party about sexual positions and 2/3 of them said they would never do doggie style because its demeaning.

why cant it just be because it feels good?

[bury me a G]

I bet


gfundaro, I agree with ya. My other ex wouldn't even blow me, because she thought it was demeaning. Every time I got her to do it, she'd start cry afterwards SO glad I broke up with her in the middle of class. She started balling her eyes out while class was going on I felt good.

****ing BAM!

[edible_eye]

I think if it's done in a relationship and it's all in good fun and both parties are okay with it, it's just like any other sex act. Any sex act can be demeaning--or not--given the circumstances.

Good girl.

And I agree. Sugar-coating your girl's pretty face, especially while her mouth's open and she's trying hard to maintain eye contact can be a wonderful way to end a session. I'm not all that keen on kissing after it's over, though - at least not until she's cleaned up a bit.

[OrdoAbchao]

I bet


gfundaro, I agree with ya. My other ex wouldn't even blow me, because she thought it was demeaning. Every time I got her to do it, she'd start cry afterwards SO glad I broke up with her in the middle of class. She started balling her eyes out while class was going on I felt good.

Fawk that. My next girl needs to love giving blow jobs. I want a girl that I have to physically stop from sucking my dick. I only got to bust a couple of times on the face of my ex. The first time it shot up in her nose and she didn't take it that well so after that it was real hard to convince her to let me do it.

[bury me a G]

Good girl.

And I agree. Sugar-coating your girl's pretty face, especially while her mouth's open and she's trying hard to maintain eye contact can be a wonderful way to end a session. I'm not all that keen on kissing after it's over, though - at least not until she's cleaned up a bit.

you act like youve ever had the oppurtunity to do any of that..maybe with some fat ugly woman or a hooker u paid for but no girl in their right mind would touch u bro

[Ajuice72]

I have done it, was worth it, will do with wife.

[2 HUGE]

I dont understand women...

its simple

men want every women to satisfy his one need

women want one man to satisfy their every need

theres a conflict there...

[Sounds Good]

****ing BAM!

2 for the pink. 1 for the stink.

[trek_6k]

I've done it numerous times, but almost every girl doesn't like it. It always either a) Gets in their eyes and makes them bloodshot or b) Gets in their hair, and you know how girls are about their hair.

[edible_eye]

i make sure either i blow it all on their face or i make them gargle it in their mouth then swallow it if they try spitting it out i cock slap them

Just an FYI - just because you jerk the gherkin to porn doesn't mean you're actually getting laid.

[user654415165]

The best is when you give the old titty **** and then hit them with the Long distance facial. That was my favorite. But after you do it once then they make you put up your hand to block it every time after that :-(.

[bury me a G]

Just an FYI - just because you jerk the gherkin to porn doesn't mean you're actually getting laid.

nice comback tard did u even graduate highschool or were u too busy working on harley davidsons and having gay sexual relations with ur cousin

[vanilla sky]

closest i got was on this girls chin, i meant to pull out and nut on her stomach but it had some distance and hit her chin and neck.

[Sad Man]

I prefer to empty my sack on the tits. The face is not nice. What kind of filthy pig-slut would like that? Not one I'd like to marry that's for sure!

[Lunatic]

the eyes and hair are "gross outs" for girls.

Why the face anyways, I always found on the stomach to be so much hotter...

I agree, but it's cool to give her a facial. Made me feel like a pornstar I always preferred blowing the load on her ass though, because her ass was AMAZINGLY beautiful

Why do girls always think its demeaning? I was talking to these 3 girls at a party about sexual positions and 2/3 of them said they would never do doggie style because its demeaning.

why cant it just be because it feels good?

I've only been able to do doggystyle a few times. One was with an ex of mine that was looser than a wizard's sleeve, and the other was when my ex and I were either rolling or drunk as hell. It always hurt them. Doggystyle makes it "go to deep".... Hate that ****. Doggystyle didn't feel that great anyway. The JACKHAMMER is theway to go!

Good girl.

And I agree. Sugar-coating your girl's pretty face, especially while her mouth's open and she's trying hard to maintain eye contact can be a wonderful way to end a session. I'm not all that keen on kissing after it's over, though - at least not until she's cleaned up a bit.

My ex always tried to kiss me after I blew in her mouth. She "wanted me to see what it was like". I've talked to other girls, and they all say they tried to get their b/fs to kiss them afterwards too. I was like wtf. Like any guy is actually going to do that.

[acb460acb]

I did this once to one random girl. I pretty much was like, listen, and then told her what i wanted to do. It was the second and last time she gave me a bj. Needless to say she was like omg, ok not in the hair or the eyes, just like the cheek. Yeah needless to say it went in the hair, the eyes, and everywhere else. She wiped it all over her shirt and bitch for 30 seconds, then proceeded to walk home without even washing it off (yes serious) within 30 seconds of finishing. At the time it didnt seem that great, but in retrospect it feels good to say I did it.

[big stud steve]

Don't lie about this please, because I know a lot of girls aren't in to this type of ****. I'm talking about giving a girl a facial. How many of you have actually given your g/f, **** buddy, one nighter, etc an ACTUAL porn video facial. I'm talking about while you're ****ing you get the urge to blow your load on her face, so you pull out and she gets on her knees to take the load on her face? I've done it only a few times with my ex, because my load made her break out, but I've nutted all over her body. Who's shot the load on their girl, on their face, Peter North style? ME!

i always give girls facials.. its the only way i can nut. and what university do you go to?

[Edudbor]

I'd never pull out and just climb up and blow my load on a girls face....*that* would be disrespectful.

But if you are into that sort of thing and you find a girl who is too (rare) then go for it. Or even if you find a girl who isn't really into it, but wants to make you happy or some ****....but never just do it.

I have done it though; and to be perfectly honest, it's not as cool as I thought. I watch porn and it seems like a perfectly rational thing to do when you see it in porn...but you blow your load on a girls tits or face in real life and then it's all, 'Umm, okay, now what?'. You don't really want to kiss her or hug her...and she wants to get up and get cleaned off. It doesn't exactly just wipe right off either. So now she wants to take a shower and blah, blah, blah...