I have to give a 2 minute speech about myself. I don't really feel like talking about myself though. Anyone have some outlandish and/or entertaining/interesting story I can tell and just say it's about me even though it's not?
I'm open to anything, I'm just looking to keep the class engaged and interested in what I'm saying.
09-15-2007, 11:47 PM #1
Ideas for 2 minute Speech class speech?
09-16-2007, 12:11 AM #2
09-16-2007, 12:12 AM #3
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09-16-2007, 12:15 AM #6
Make up some **** about how your dad used to be in a band and you were at a concert in Spain and ended up tag teaming Selena with your dad and a pet mule and how you put the mule to shame.The best solution to everything is shooting something.
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09-16-2007, 12:15 AM #7
dude do it on the MISC here at bb.com and how a bunch of complete strangers brought together by something they love (bodybuilding) has helped produce new friendships. its like a community here... with all our sayings and ****$
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09-16-2007, 12:15 AM #8
09-16-2007, 12:15 AM #9
Great story, engaging, catches your audience. Completely captivating.
In West Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground is where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin' some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
And said you're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said "Fresh", and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'yo homes smell ya later'
Looked at my kingdom I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel-Air
09-16-2007, 12:18 AM #10
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Give them a two minute speech about the best place in the world, the misc, and your time there.
Here's some starting points
dat dere cell tech
You only got one liver
Even fat chicks can get CEO's.The two rules of life, never waste a hard on and never trust a fart.
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09-16-2007, 12:19 AM #11
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