Some sorry soul stole my Cellmass out of my locker at the gym today. Luckily I only had about 1/4 left but still it pissed me off. I narrowed it down to a couple of punks who dunnit but its useless to try and get it back. So Im about to run out of my NOxplode too which I didnt have with me so it wasnt stolen. Once Im finished with it Im going to add some sugar free pink lemonade powder and maybe even some creatine just for the hell of it. What else can I put in there to teach these guys a lesson?
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04-09-2005, 06:15 PM #1Cutting
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My Cellmass got jacked, i'll fix them!
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04-09-2005, 06:18 PM #2Registered User
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baking soda, powdered sugar and cyanide.
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04-09-2005, 06:20 PM #3Cutting
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lol, dont want to kill themOriginally Posted by Pioneer
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04-09-2005, 06:22 PM #4Registered User
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i still think its a good idea.Originally Posted by JRRBadBoy4Life
EDIT: well if youre going to have someone steal it make it so its the most awful tasting substance in the world. baking soda will do it, get something else that tastes like ass but still looks like creatine. ill keep thinking about this, its got me interested.Last edited by Pioneer; 04-09-2005 at 06:24 PM.
And on the 8th day God created the Infantry......
And even the Devil stood at attention.
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04-09-2005, 06:26 PM #5
Well dont waste any creatine, they might actually make some gains .
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04-09-2005, 06:26 PM #6Registered User
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gold bond medicaided powder! YES thats the magical substance!
dooooo it!And on the 8th day God created the Infantry......
And even the Devil stood at attention.
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04-09-2005, 06:29 PM #7Registered User
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I doubt they are gonna strike again, but grind up some rat killer pellets to keep em sick.
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04-09-2005, 06:33 PM #8Troll Bashing ain't easy!
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Put in some Creatine Ethyl Esther or Nolva. They both taste god awful.
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04-09-2005, 06:36 PM #9Registered User
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if there is any way of getting some ex-lax in their it would be pretty funny
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04-09-2005, 06:38 PM #10Cutting
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haha, I guess I wouldnt want to help them out.Originally Posted by Joel
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04-09-2005, 07:13 PM #11Walking Amino Acid
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Ground up animal bones, make sure its a fine powder, the taste will kick him on his ass and the crap that he will take later will just be bad, and I mean bad.
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04-09-2005, 08:05 PM #12friend of Vitamin C
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My vote is for a hardcore laxative. Make that punk poop!!!
Maybe some coloring that makes his mouth blue or something so if he decides to take it at the gym, bingo!!
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04-09-2005, 08:46 PM #13Registered User
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citric acid. burn the ****ers.
available at all pharmacies.
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04-09-2005, 08:57 PM #14Registered User
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get a whole bunch of birth control pills from your girl friend tell her to make a special trip for them. she can say she lost her old one or what ever. grind thoose little ****ers up and put it in the fake cell tech. maybe they will grow some tits like the bitches they are.
hows that
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04-09-2005, 09:02 PM #15I Can Deadlift A Tercel
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Sugar free pink lemonade, ground up ex-lax tablets, maybe some other exta laxatives and baking soda.........cheers
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04-09-2005, 09:10 PM #16Registered User
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I had a really good idea but I forgot it because it's late. Oh wait I just remembered dude...
Take a big ass jar of itching powder and dump it in with some of that sugar free kool aid you were talking about and thatll be sweet as hell!The only dumb question is the question not asked.
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04-09-2005, 10:33 PM #17Vin Diesel Look-Alike
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Laundry detergent
Salt
Paintball paint (bust a painball freeze for 30 minutes when it is really sticky before freezing and cold it will be hard roll it around in te other stuff so it looks like clumped cee
Poodle **** (little balls and the powder will stick to it making it looke like clumped powder. The baking soda will nuetralize the odor.
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04-09-2005, 10:44 PM #18Hood Billionaire
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Originally Posted by Flagg3
that's what i was thinking. put some bulk CEE in there with some other nasty tasting **** and i bet they wont mess with it again."It's not that i'm that smart, it's just i picked a profession where everybody is stupid" Patrick Arnold
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04-09-2005, 10:46 PM #19Getting skinny all May
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If you can get your hands on it (they sell it at walgreens, CVS etc.)...... Fleet Phospho-soda. Put it in an RTD protein, creatine or NO2 drink that has a plastic cap (like a poland spring bottle with a regular cap). Take the cap off carefully so as not to break the seam on the "security cap", i.e. rip the cap off without breaking the security seal. You could even put it in gatorade.
Fleet Phospho-soda is insain. Image the worst diareah you've ever had in your life, then multiply it by 50. It's literally uncontrollable. Even if you try to close your anus with all of your might, it'll still come out. It's like taking a massive piss from your *******. I'm talking a jet stream here folks. If it still hasn't penetrated your brain how powerful this stuff is lemme put it like this; if your life depended on you not ****ting after being given Fleet Phospho-soda and you used every single bit of muscle in your body, both physically and mentally to stop yourself from ****ting, you'de die.
Nothing funnyer than hearing the rumble, and I do mean rumble, that emmenates from the bathroom after someone has drank this stuff.
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04-09-2005, 10:47 PM #20Registered User
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put some cialis in there and you will defintely know who the culprits are, catching them blue balled, instead of red handed.
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04-09-2005, 10:49 PM #21Cutting
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LMAO, thats a good one!Originally Posted by CONTROLLED LABS
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thanks bro, I am proud of it too, especially considering its 2 Am here.Originally Posted by JRRBadBoy4LifeSpecials & insider info
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04-21-2005, 08:26 PM #23Registered User
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put in some laxatives, and have your girl quiff in it, and you quiff in it to. LOL GAWD
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04-21-2005, 08:30 PM #24Banned
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some squirts will do the trick (from girls)
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04-21-2005, 08:33 PM #25:::6'3 280lb Endomorph:::
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rotfl!!Originally Posted by kaz555What up though...
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04-21-2005, 08:38 PM #26I am a machine.
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Powdered urine
Or powdered soap.Last edited by Matt96teg; 04-21-2005 at 08:43 PM.
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04-21-2005, 08:42 PM #27Registered User
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I'd say get your empty bottle of NO-xplode once you're done with it and spike the powder with something nasty and make them sick. They deserveOriginally Posted by JRRBadBoy4Life
po po crums, manure,( yes turd).
Please take my advice
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04-21-2005, 10:12 PM #28Message Board King
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no no no i have great idea.....
just put the nasties **** in there u can imagine..... piss, cum, **** etc.
and leave a note at the bottom of the bottle telling them whats in it so when they finish it all off they see what was in there
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04-21-2005, 10:17 PM #29
Heres what you do, bake some brownies with ground up chocolate ex-lax, ground up ephedrine, and ground up viagra. So they will be on the toilet, with a boner, and wanting to run around.
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04-21-2005, 10:26 PM #30UFC Welterweight Champion
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PCP
That'll show 'em never to steal again...it's not like they're going to have any fingers left anyways after they bite 'em off, lol.
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