what to do with this girl... (very serious)

DarkForteGS · 09-08-2007, 12:56 AM

i met this girl nHB - okay, maybe not completely - cute face and smile, and great personality.. body is.. ummm. yeah.

very very very honest person, pretty much all over me. kept telling me about my good smile and how hot i am (wtf? i dont think i am... whatever). got her number, met up with guys again. we talk again and I manage to maneuver the conversation to sex related talk, and she blatantly said she likes to f---.

my buddies, knowing i am inexperienced, told me to push my luck and see if she will teach me how to eat p--sy. I asked her, she said she likes to teach, and is very open. Hearing how open she is, I was concerned about diseases, so i proceeded to ask her about how clean she is (serious). she replied she gets tested and she's clean. Then she was like I'm willing to teach you whatever you want. She told me to call her whenever, whether just to ask questions or, implied, want practice. This girl is open to anything except blood, pedo, and non humans.. lol. so she said she's willing to tiitb, learn how to make the girl squirt -- ANYTHING. at this point, I'm thinking, the Misc would be proud (seriously went through my head). Like I said, I still have my V-card, so I have no experience whatsoever. Never got a BJ, HJ, never even seen a p--sy in real life.

Now I'm planning to call her up this week, and I'm leaving it up to the MISC to determine what I should learn on my lessons... or rather, what are the BEST skills to know that are more universal than others (personally not into PIITB... kinda dirty lol).

PS: nHB = not HB

would like responses with some seriousness to them. no pics, no vids.

CLIFFS:
-I'm a virgin, no experience
-Met a chick willing to teach and do anything; she's also clean.
-What to do???

PPS: she's bi, but no chance for 3some.

sgermann · 09-08-2007, 01:00 AM

Learn the anatomy first. Figure out where everything is. Once you do, it makes things SO much easier.

SolGoode · 09-08-2007, 01:10 AM

Provided that you're 100% sure she is clean...

HIT IT LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD

learn everything you can from this chick man, this has the potential to be a very educational experience.

DarkForteGS · 09-10-2007, 07:42 AM

i've learned that if you question something even slightly, it probably isn't a good idea...

like if you ask if "is ______ considered cheating?" then it probably is. If it isn't, you'd still feel guilty afterwards.

that being said, i am actually turning this down. (no homo)

though i still would like others' opinions.

FullSack · 09-10-2007, 09:01 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkForteGS

that being said, i am actually turning this down. (no homo)

ummm... did you just say your turning down sex lessons...? When you meet a girl that you're really attracted to and would love to impress in the bedroom - you will regret turning this down.

unclejeff · 09-10-2007, 09:28 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkForteGS

i've learned that if you question something even slightly, it probably isn't a good idea...

like if you ask if "is ______ considered cheating?" then it probably is. If it isn't, you'd still feel guilty afterwards.

that being said, i am actually turning this down. (no homo)

though i still would like others' opinions.

hey bro, this is not something you should pass up. i wish i would of lost my virginity this way. i took the good guy approach and waited patiently for my gf of 1 year (i was 17) to be ready. yes it finally happened, no i have no idea where the chick even lives now. wasted a solid 2 years of my life.

i feel strongly that i have to convince you to do hook up with her. i dont know how to do this, but i can promise you that if you dont, you will regret it for a long time.

what are you worried about??

wannaBmoy · 09-10-2007, 09:28 AM

never trust women.

MILFWNAB · 09-10-2007, 10:11 AM

I don't want to encourage you to do this if you are not comfortable. OTOH you will feel a lot more comfortable with a girl you really like if you have some idea what to do beforehand. Finding a girl who is actually not too shy to tell you in no uncertain terms what she likes, plus there's not the pressure of being emotionally attached to her? And your actual first time, although you will always remember it, matters a lot less than it probably seems to you right now.

What to learn? I'd say the #1 thing is to learn how to go down on a woman. You get really skilled at that and you will be remembered with great fondness by every woman you're ever with, no matter how the rest of the relationship goes. #2 would be how to do foreplay right. It involves more than just groping her and kissing her before moving in for the kill. #3 would be to get down the basics of how to do the most popular positions. Also, it's important to keep in mind that what drives one woman crazy may be a total turn off to another one.

I'd say if it doesn't bother you morally, then go for it. If it does, best to hold off.

captainhorseboy · 09-10-2007, 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by MILFWNAB

What to learn? I'd say the #1 thing is to learn how to go down on a woman. You get really skilled at that and you will be remembered with great fondness by every woman you're ever with, no matter how the rest of the relationship goes. #2 would be how to do foreplay right. It involves more than just groping her and kissing her before moving in for the kill. #3 would be to get down the basics of how to do the most popular positions. Also, it's important to keep in mind that what drives one woman crazy may be a total turn off to another one.

this is crucial advice. get a habit of encouraging reciprocation through participation and communication

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nickrut · 09-10-2007, 10:21 AM

Learn it all. Oral is key, any girl will let you go further if your good at oral.

BTW wheres the pics...

wannaBmoy · 09-10-2007, 10:21 AM

pittb.

shorty1985_22 · 09-10-2007, 10:39 AM

O.k i know this is serious but dude get in there. If shes willing to teach go for it!