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09-01-2007, 11:31 PM
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Family Problems
Fellaz, most of you guys here in the misc are family to me, so I thought it would be best to consult you with some real life problems.
Anyways, here is the scoop. Two months ago, me and my mom were watching the Cosby Show together in the living room. Keep in mind, it's just me and mother, my father is on a business trip. Anyways, there was a kissing scene involving a handsome guy on the show, Martin Kendall.
This is where the magic began. Mother stared deep into my eyes, and lunged for me, and we began having oral sex. Quickly, oral sex turned into unprotected vaginal sex, lasting a solid 10 mins until I couldn't go any longer.
Earlier today, mother found out she is pregnant, and doesn't know what to do. Our choices right now include either:
A) Driving as far away as possible, living alone in Alberta, Canada(We currently reside in Kentucky)
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B) Being a man about it, facing father, and ending his and mothers 21 year marriage, and marrying mother.
I'm torn apart between what to do, I need your help, FELLAZ.
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09-01-2007, 11:35 PM
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Atheist Alliance
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09-01-2007, 11:36 PM
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Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0
Fellaz, most of you guys here in the misc are family to me, so I thought it would be best to consult you with some real life problems.
Anyways, here is the scoop. Two months ago, me and my mom were watching the Cosby Show together in the living room. Keep in mind, it's just me and mother, my father is on a business trip. Anyways, there was a kissing scene involving a handsome guy on the show, Martin Kendall.
This is where the magic began. Mother stared deep into my eyes, and lunged for me, and we began having oral sex. Quickly, oral sex turned into unprotected vaginal sex, lasting a solid 10 mins until I couldn't go any longer.
Earlier today, mother found out she is pregnant, and doesn't know what to do. Our choices right now include either:
A) Driving as far away as possible, living alone in Alberta, Canada(We currently reside in Kentucky)
or
B) Being a man about it, facing father, and ending his and mothers 21 year marriage, and marrying mother.
I'm torn apart between what to do, I need your help, FELLAZ.
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wow, bro...um...i ****ed your mother before you
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09-01-2007, 11:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DaCougarMech
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FAIL.
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09-01-2007, 11:37 PM
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video or negs
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09-01-2007, 11:39 PM
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Registered User
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09-01-2007, 11:39 PM
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Originally Posted by iamGigantor
video or negs
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Once everything gets sorted out, I'll try.
Until then, mother (or wifey) comes first.
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09-01-2007, 11:42 PM
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Seriously fellaz, most of you guys here in the misc are family to me, so I thought it would be best to consult you with some real life problems.
Anyways, here is the scoop. Two months ago, me and my mom were watching the Cosby Show together in the living room. Keep in mind, it's just me and mother, my father is on a business trip. Anyways, there was a kissing scene involving a handsome guy on the show, Martin Kendall.
This is where the magic began. Mother stared deep into my eyes, and lunged for me, and we began having oral sex. Quickly, oral sex turned into unprotected vaginal sex, lasting a solid 10 mins until I couldn't go any longer.
Earlier today, mother found out she is pregnant, and doesn't know what to do. Our choices right now include either:
A) Driving as far away as possible, living alone in Alberta, Canada(We currently reside in Kentucky)
or
B) Being a man about it, facing father, and ending his and mothers 21 year marriage, and marrying mother.
I'm torn apart between what to do, I need your help, FELLAZ.
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09-01-2007, 11:43 PM
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I must Break you
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0
Fellaz, most of you guys here in the misc are family to me, so I thought it would be best to consult you with some real life problems.
Anyways, here is the scoop. Two months ago, me and my mom were watching the Cosby Show together in the living room. Keep in mind, it's just me and mother, my father is on a business trip. Anyways, there was a kissing scene involving a handsome guy on the show, Martin Kendall.
This is where the magic began. Mother stared deep into my eyes, and lunged for me, and we began having oral sex. Quickly, oral sex turned into unprotected vaginal sex, lasting a solid 10 mins until I couldn't go any longer.
Earlier today, mother found out she is pregnant, and doesn't know what to do. Our choices right now include either:
A) Driving as far away as possible, living alone in Alberta, Canada(We currently reside in Kentucky)
or
B) Being a man about it, facing father, and ending his and mothers 21 year marriage, and marrying mother.
I'm torn apart between what to do, I need your help, FELLAZ.
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is this a picture of you?
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09-01-2007, 11:45 PM
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Registered User
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sometimes when no one's home I enjoy seperating m&m's into color groups and pretending they're little villages of people with their own economic and social problems, and then I try to fix them through free trade agreements and other diplomatic measures.
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09-01-2007, 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Majurbludd
is this a picture of you?
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Yep! 
Here's a close-up!!!
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09-01-2007, 11:50 PM
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I must Break you
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I think you could dirty bulk some more
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09-01-2007, 11:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Majurbludd
I think you could dirty bulk some more
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I am following a clean bulk right now, trying to add some mass and get rid of some of my stubborn nipple fat.
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09-01-2007, 11:53 PM
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Atheist Alliance
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Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0
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09-02-2007, 12:01 AM
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Not this troll again 
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
Luke 1:74
to rescue us from the hand of our enemies, and to enable us to serve him without fear
^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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09-02-2007, 12:13 AM
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Originally Posted by IntensityX
Not this troll again |
You, sir, are 35-years of age, and post on a predominantly teenage forum, in the miscellaneous section.
Hopefully you get lynched, in the second coming of the salem witch trials.
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09-02-2007, 12:18 AM
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Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0
You, sir, are 35-years of age, and post on a predominantly teenage forum, in the miscellaneous section.
Hopefully you get lynched, in the second coming of the salem witch trials.
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Shut up troll if anyone makes this a predominantly teenage forum it's trolls like you no one is entertained by your stupid threads so go home and find something more productive to do with your time
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"The road to salvation is through Christ"
Luke 1:74
to rescue us from the hand of our enemies, and to enable us to serve him without fear
^Love is the power of the righteousness life that overcomes the fear that leads to sin, and the life in which God is pleased.
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09-02-2007, 12:38 AM
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Originally Posted by IntensityX
Shut up troll if anyone makes this a predominantly teenage forum it's trolls like you no one is entertained by your stupid threads so go home and find something more productive to do with your time |
Wow, that's a first, I'm actually agreeing with IntensityX...I guess it's trolls like kingkhan that bring us together...(no homo)
but i'm still more awesome than you.
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pureshok, on me: "serious rating 9-10. Can't judge attractiveness seriously by 6,4 good build, symetrical face, no acne, no discoloration, no bald. Good genetics undenible."
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09-02-2007, 12:44 AM
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Dicktowel.com
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Quote:
Originally Posted by IntensityX
Shut up troll if anyone makes this a predominantly teenage forum it's trolls like you no one is entertained by your stupid threads so go home and find something more productive to do with your time |
U mad? I agree
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