the only time i can cum is when i rub my dick against a hard surface. i've never came from stroking my dick. also, during sex, i can't cum. this is really frustrating and i need some major help as soon as possible. serious replies only. thanks!
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Thread: i don't know how to jack off
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03-27-2005, 09:20 PM #1
i don't know how to jack off
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03-27-2005, 09:32 PM #2Must. Slap. Dumb. Asses.
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That sucks. Maybe you should rub your pecker against the outside of your fist instead. Worth a shot.
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03-27-2005, 09:32 PM #3Registered User
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holy **** im glad im not you
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03-27-2005, 09:39 PM #4No cardio No cry
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Just use a threaded barbell. DUH
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03-27-2005, 09:47 PM #5Banned
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ur not funney...
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03-27-2005, 09:49 PM #6dopaminergic
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your name says it all.
vicious
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03-27-2005, 09:49 PM #7
sucks for you
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03-27-2005, 09:58 PM #8PWN4G3 M4CHIN3!!1~
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Ok, this method will be sure to get that man goo pouring out of your love muscle. But first you must acquire: 2 bricks, and a gay porno (because you're gay).
Step 1: Watch gay porno and proceed to jack off like you normally would
Step 2: Smash yourself in the ding ding with the 2 bricks and watch the passion paste fly clear across the room.
Step 3: Die from massive blood loss.Quote of the year (2003):
"Why don't you online ghetto superstars lick 50 cent's balls in the misc section where it belongs? There have been at least 20 threads on him already in just about every section. This is a bodybuilding board so keep your bull**** in its proper place.
Let me translate that so you people will understand:
Oh snap, you be talkin all the shiznit bout 50 cent all up in the bodybuilding house *****s, ya'll best back up into the misc section befo I pull my gat on yo bitch asses. I be tearing 50 cent up any day yo, i'll bite that *****'s arm off wit my platinum teef bling bling." - Tom Swanson
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03-27-2005, 10:43 PM #9Anabolic Freak!
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So many trolls, so little time.
I LOVE BREASTS!
Currently 228lbs 10% BF
I DO NOT neg except for the most extreme idiots.
Feel free to PM me for any BS free help.
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03-27-2005, 10:54 PM #10Ima cumming to gecha boy
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...Originally Posted by 1loserLast edited by Prison Rape; 03-27-2005 at 10:58 PM.
Rule #1 for women and sex:
Always, ALWAYS start a man off with a blowjob to get him going.
Rule #2
Don't ASK before you do it.
Rule #3
Don't ASK for a tip once your done. ;)
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Conversion rates
1 Blowjob U.S = .8 blowjob Canadian
Sucks to be a tourist looking for a hooker in canada. :D
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03-27-2005, 11:18 PM #11Lt. of the PIITB Army
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i suggest this book...
Never shall innocent blood be shed. Yet the blood of the wicked shall flow like a river. The three shall spread their blackened wings and be the vengeaful striking hammer of god
In the bb.com trenches fighting the good fight for anal love...*eyes narrow* straight anal love. Lieutenant Twizted of the PIITB army...
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03-27-2005, 11:42 PM #12
man, **** all of you guys. this is a serious matter. of course, you dumb ****s don't even know what im going through and think this is some troll ****.
mother ****ers
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03-27-2005, 11:59 PM #13Ima cumming to gecha boy
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Originally Posted by 1loser
Even though your a troll I know there is someone out there that need this advice. Its caused by years of "humping" hard surfaces causing desensitization. I believe its irreversible so the best advice is to stop trying to stimulate yourself that way and maybe takea month off and see if you can get enough sensitivity back to allow yourself to start jacking off the normal way. If you don't lay off a long long time(which is hard) youll never get some of your sensitivity back(if its even possible) or at least know whether you can or not reverse it.Rule #1 for women and sex:
Always, ALWAYS start a man off with a blowjob to get him going.
Rule #2
Don't ASK before you do it.
Rule #3
Don't ASK for a tip once your done. ;)
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Conversion rates
1 Blowjob U.S = .8 blowjob Canadian
Sucks to be a tourist looking for a hooker in canada. :D
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03-28-2005, 12:26 AM #14Resident Female
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This is where that wall I was talking about earlier comes in handy...
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03-28-2005, 12:48 AM #15BumpOriginally Posted by tops2heavy
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03-28-2005, 05:20 AM #16Platinum Account Member
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sigh...
If its desensitation then theres only 1 thing u can do about it. And thats foreskin restoration (FR) with restoring your forskin it greatly increases sexual pleasure and ur body sloughs off the dead cells on ur glans. go to http://4skin.proboards19.com for more info.
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03-28-2005, 06:14 AM #17
ROTFLMAO!!! DAYM!!
Originally Posted by AzBadass
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03-28-2005, 07:33 AM #18Registered User
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haha ive heard about this before
prone masturbatory syndrome or something
the solution is to stop rubbing your damn cock against things, it damages it
start stroking like a normal fellow
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