You've all seen them. Those cuties serving you food, taking orders, etc. All of sudden you are wishing that she was on the menu.
Unfortunately, this is a tricky situation where you have to play the game in a very limited amount of time as people are literally waiting in line, and her signals are distorted since they usually hire people-friendly folks for those positions.
If you have played this game, let's hear the details and whether they were successful or not. Dialogs woudl be helpful.
I will go first:
Target: mid 20s latin americanish chick with junk in the trunk (6/10),so 3-5 yrs older than myself. seen her working at another restaurant for past year or so.
She was on her lunch break as she was buying herself some burritos. I was next in line. I noticed she now works at Chipotle, so after some EC I said
"hey, didn't you used to work at XXXXX?" She just smiled and said "yes" with spanish accent. "Are they paying you more here than XXXXX?" She just smiled and said "yes". The End
Yeah I know...I couldn't get past this small talk shiz. Her cashier friend was looknig at me funny. Feel free to comment.
03-04-2005, 02:02 PM #1
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How to pick up a waitress/hostess"Lead with your mind, then your body will follow."
03-04-2005, 02:04 PM #2
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03-04-2005, 02:15 PM #4
you shouldn't be going for more than smalltalk in that type of situation. she's going to be busy serving people, taking orders, etc. just get her info before you leave and go meet her when shes not WORKING.*** BMB Founder and President ***
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03-04-2005, 02:16 PM #5
03-04-2005, 02:36 PM #6
hahaha, this is my specialty....its the best time to hit on chicks....i usually just bust their ass when they serve me...but do it in a joking mannor... its all about the wise cracks (atleast for me)
my favorite time i picked up a waitress was about 2 years ago...i was at dinner with some family and friends and we had a real cute waitress ( i was flirting and be cocky/funny the whole dinner)...after dinner she asked if we wanted dessert...everybody said no, but i said yes....i asked for a huge bowl of whipped cream...she laughed at that and asked if i was serious...i looked at her with a smile and said hell ya...well shr brought it out to me and when she left the check i wrote down on it " i have a whipped cream fantasy" and left my name and my number....litteraly 2 hours after i left...she called...she showed all her waitress friends the note and they all loved it she said...needless to say, we dated for a bit.
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03-04-2005, 03:07 PM #7Originally Posted by EverydayRule 1: Do not talk about PU.
Rule 2: DO NOT talk about PU.
Rule 3: If you fail to attract, phase shift or escalate the PU is over.
Rule 4: Once you've got the full monty, the PU is over.
Rule 5: Only two guys to a PU.
Rule 6: One PU at a time, fellas.
Rule 7: PU's will go on as long as they have to.
Rule 8: If this is your first night at PU, you have to open.
23% of this forum admit to sucking d***.
03-04-2005, 04:35 PM #8
03-04-2005, 05:53 PM #9Originally Posted by jehst
As for the spanish chick I guess you gotta read her body language to tell if she wants to talk to you or not. The fact that you recognized her from her other job is awsome because you already have stuff to talk about. I mean you can ask her more about why she left or whatever just to get into a conversation.
03-04-2005, 07:50 PM #10
03-04-2005, 08:16 PM #11
This is what I figure with the whole "waitress" thing...
They get hit on so much..that they become "abrasive" to the small talk..and lame pick-up lines. I think that you gotta do something that is way outa the ordinary ....something to make the girl remember you.....what that is...well...I dunno it might be fitting to the surroundings or place your at!!
The whip cream thing was kinda a example of that, use your imagination...this worked for me...
Place: Hip/Hop Club
Prospect: Totally Hot blonde/long hair..about a size 5, 120lbs
Time: Obviously Night!
I saw this girl when I was walking in with some of my friends, now let me tell ya' they were not all guy friends..we had some girls with us too...but none that I was with..or interested in for that matter...
She was with 4 girlfriends of hers.....I kept watching her on and off the whole night...but not so much as to make her think I was a freak!!
The night went on and I knew it was getting close to 2am..and I still had not talked to her...so I paid special attention to her when she was dancing...
I finally got up enought currage to go dance...but I had some help..the girls that I went with...wanted to dance too..so I was dancing with them....before I knew it..she was dancing really close to us..and we kinda danced together.....
At the end of the song I grabbed her hand and opened it palm facing up and gave her a kiss in her hand...saying "thats for later"....It drove that chic..wild!!! She waited for me to leave and left at the same time...ended up getting her number..and we dated for awhile....
03-04-2005, 09:38 PM #12
Originally Posted by krayZ
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dayuum b u almost had her. lol. hey at least u should be pround that u said sometin most people r too afraid. just dont care about her jealous friends next time. good luck**** yea im gona bulk again. goin for 210lbs this time then cut for summer. uh oh here we go. max-ot style.
03-05-2005, 10:54 AM #13
03-05-2005, 11:09 AM #14
I was at dinner with a bunch of guy friends, with the usual guy talk and all that, you know. I'd ordered a steak.
Of course, we were in the middle of some pretty immature guy jokes when the waitress (very cute girl, very stacked) came over and asked how everything was. Everyone just said, "Fine, thanks".
Well, we were in the middle of all that puerile guy humor, so I was pretty caught up with it, so I suddenly told her, "Hey, look at this." I picked up my knife and started slapping it on my steak. "I'm beating my meat."
Man, she cracked up. I got her number at the end of dinner. Seen her once so far. It was the most lame, immature pick-up I can think I've done, but hey, it worked."The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it, as long as you really believe 100 percent." - Arnold Schwarzenegger
03-05-2005, 12:12 PM #15
You should tell a waitress when she sees you:
"I saw you staring at me like a piece of meat after you took my order like some sort of sexual object. I don't appreciate that kind of agressive behavior. At least buy me a drink and get to know me as a friend first"
say it in a serious voice and see your reaction...she will be all over you.
By the way, rep me now or later when the waitresses buy you drinks.
03-05-2005, 02:07 PM #16
The problem with waiters/waitresses is that they're usually a pretty tight-knit group. The place I used to work at had about 10 servers, and that was it. It was a huge sports bar/rest/summer themed place. Maaan, the waitresses were so hot, but we were all also friends. And usually we were pretty exclusive in who we hung out with. Trust me, if you think you're gonna be the "one" to stop a waitress with a line or a great story, you're ****ing dreaming. These chicks have heard and seen it all. If you even think for one second that a waitress is showing interest in you just remember that these chicks WORK OFF OF TIPS YOU MORONS. The chick waitresses would always tell me how'd they play with this guy and flirt and they got these huge tips. I sat there and watched it, and laughed at these idiot guys who think they're actually convincing the chick. It's so funny. My advice: just become a waiter. That way, you're in with them. You're one of them. Besides making lots of goddamn money, you won't look ****ing stupid trying to pick up waitresses.
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03-05-2005, 09:31 PM #19
Originally Posted by Everyday
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03-05-2005, 09:48 PM #20
Try a more personal approach.
"That accent - Spanish? It is very pretty. Where are you from?
I would really like to learn Spanish. Can you be my tutor? What is your number?"6'6" 240lbs.
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