So I met this girl who I thought had a great personality online. When it came time to trade pictures, she was saying how "oh, I've only had boyfriends over the internet before, but not IRL" so I was just like "uhh...ok" and I immediately thought of Lacey from Stickam (old school members will know her; she had an online boyfriend named Sam and he turned out to be a fake) and I thought she wouldn't be so bad. So she sends me her pics, and she's a ****ING GIANT UGLY MONSTER. I closed the screen and blocked her fat ass so fast I went back in time like I never even talked with her.
I should've saved the pics for BB.com but she was so ugly I instinctively just ran the **** away.
I mean, there are girls like MistyT who might be a bit large, but as least MistyT isn't that ugly and IMO MistyT is actually bangable.
But this girl I met online was ****ing ugly AND fat, like 260 lbs of pure ugliness.
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08-21-2007, 09:46 AM #1Banned
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I just met a fat girl online (no MistyT)
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08-21-2007, 09:47 AM #2proofread?Originally Posted by CountryPunk
ROFL!!! @ story.
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08-21-2007, 09:47 AM #3Registered User
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where did u meet her
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08-21-2007, 09:48 AM #4This is why I'm hot
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Lol!!! @ (No MistyT)
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08-21-2007, 09:48 AM #5Banned
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Sorry, fixedOriginally Posted by muscleman420
proofread?
IRC gaming channelOriginally Posted by d_k
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08-21-2007, 09:48 AM #6Most Muscular Metallicats
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wowsers! way to get out quick though
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08-21-2007, 09:48 AM #7Banned
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I didn't have to read any further.Originally Posted by CountryPunk
Everyone knows hot chicks don't have a "great personality". You should have foreseen she would be a porker.
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08-21-2007, 09:49 AM #8Registered User
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x2Originally Posted by d_k
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08-21-2007, 09:49 AM #9Grill intimidator!
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LAWL!Originally Posted by CountryPunk
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08-21-2007, 09:49 AM #10Great Debater.
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LMAO!!!! Especially the went back in time part.Originally Posted by CountryPunk
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08-21-2007, 09:50 AM #11Disciple of mountain man
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I loled at no mistyT
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08-21-2007, 09:50 AM #12Registered User
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Sorry about your luck bro.
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08-21-2007, 09:50 AM #13LOL! That just done it for me.Originally Posted by CountryPunk
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08-21-2007, 09:51 AM #14Bronzed Tris
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LOL @ (no MistyT) oh mother****ing snap
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08-21-2007, 09:51 AM #15Most Muscular Metallicats
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x2. Girl w/ great personality from the gaming channel? hmmmmm...Originally Posted by Jassdolly
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08-21-2007, 09:51 AM #16RUAware.com
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Lol, man the harpoons.
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08-21-2007, 09:51 AM #17Great Debater.
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Good point. Goes along the same lines as she's "really smart" or "she's really cool to hang out with". All that other avoid-the-subject ****.Originally Posted by Cramerica
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08-21-2007, 09:52 AM #18Fight On!
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x2Originally Posted by Mr Boom
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08-21-2007, 09:52 AM #19Blowin in da taint
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Kalagan would've hit it.
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08-21-2007, 09:53 AM #20Watch Me Shine
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Whew, close call
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08-21-2007, 09:53 AM #21It's on for life. U Mad?
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08-21-2007, 09:54 AM #22
LMAO@ this whole thrad...Good job CP.
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08-21-2007, 09:57 AM #23FEELS GOOD MAN
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pics of mistyT
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08-21-2007, 09:58 AM #24Banned
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Originally Posted by Gorilla99
I'd hit it (serious)
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08-21-2007, 09:59 AM #25...
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Lol
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08-21-2007, 09:59 AM #26Registered User
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Hawtie..
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08-21-2007, 10:00 AM #27It's on for life. U Mad?
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twiceOriginally Posted by CountryPunk
I'd hit it (serious)
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08-21-2007, 10:01 AM #28FEELS GOOD MAN
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LMFAO i remember i talked shiet to her once and i had 1 tool negged me while everyone on the board repped me. you got balls my friend.Originally Posted by CountryPunk
I'd hit it (serious)
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08-21-2007, 10:01 AM #29Registered User
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lol wtf!Originally Posted by CountryPunk
gamesurge?
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lmao, she's probably used to having people run at the sight of her pics. How much time did you waste with this ogre??Originally Posted by CountryPunk
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