i saw a thread like this before and thought it was pretty damn funny.
lets see if there are any new ideas out there...
ill start by saying: you know you are hardcore, when your clothes closet is divided into two sections labeled "bulking" and "cutting"
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07-06-2002, 08:41 AM #1Registered User
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you know you are hardcore when...
my body is a machine...my determination controls it...my willpower maintains it...and my intensity is the fuel for its drive to perfection.
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07-06-2002, 08:50 AM #2Registered User
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lol
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07-06-2002, 08:59 AM #3
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you know you're hardcore when making your bed means throwing bed sheets on you bench.
.......so it's not that funny, I tried....
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07-06-2002, 10:02 AM #4Registered User
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you know your hardcore when your freinds are at a buffet and your eating a can of tuna with salad
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07-06-2002, 11:02 AM #5Grumpy Achy Mod
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When your leg routine is so severe it makes your spotter puke... on you... THEN you bust out 3 more reps
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07-06-2002, 12:04 PM #6Registered User
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you know your hardcore when you bulk during the summer (which includes me
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07-06-2002, 02:56 PM #7Registered User
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And Me!..LOLOriginally posted by HeavyLifta
you know your hardcore when you bulk during the summer (which includes me )
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07-06-2002, 03:13 PM #8Registered User
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at least 3 of us then!Originally posted by IronWarrior
And Me!..LOLNo, no try...only do...or do not...there is no try.
mmm...Poptart
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07-06-2002, 03:36 PM #9Registered User
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make that 4 of us gentlemen
at least 3 of us then!
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07-06-2002, 03:46 PM #10Grumpy Achy Mod
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You guys must know my trainers Ben & Jerry. They help me bulk in the summer.Originally posted by Joker
make that 4 of us gentlemen
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07-06-2002, 03:50 PM #11Registered User
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can we get a fifth
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you know you're hardcore when you already made workout programs planned for the whole year1......2......3...... LIFT
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07-06-2002, 03:59 PM #12Registered User
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Originally posted by ctgblue
You guys must know my trainers Ben & Jerry. They help me bulk in the summer.
yes there very good (tasty) trainers lol, but their prices are quite high
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07-06-2002, 04:44 PM #13Registered User
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...you start the summer cutting but slowly slip into bulking mode... that's hardcore...right? or just undisciplined...ehh whatever I'm stronger than I was at the beginning of summer
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07-06-2002, 05:08 PM #14Registered User
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You know you are hard core when you get pissed when the gym is closed on Christmas and It's your Chest day...! Damn them!
One Cross... Three Nails... All for Me...?!!
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07-06-2002, 05:24 PM #15Registered User
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any1 would be madOriginally posted by forme
You know you are hard core when you get pissed when the gym is closed on Christmas and It's your Chest day...! Damn them!
you know you're hardcore when you beat your mom with a broom when she mixes your creatine and glutamine because she thought it was the same (both white powder lol)1......2......3...... LIFT
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07-06-2002, 05:38 PM #16
You know your hard core when you train with me. LOL
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07-06-2002, 05:46 PM #17Banned
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You know you're hardcore when you need a designated driver to get home safely. (true story)
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07-06-2002, 06:09 PM #18Registered User
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You know you're hardcore when you skip class to make sure your workout schedule isn't screwed up.(Had to work that night)
on a related note.....
You know you're hardcore when you quit your job because it interfered with your workout schedule.Intensity is the key.
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07-06-2002, 06:12 PM #19Registered User
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You know your hardcore when you fit in a full workout during 2-a-days for football.
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07-06-2002, 06:21 PM #20Banned
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LMAO Brutus!
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07-06-2002, 10:17 PM #21
You know you're hardcore when you piss in chocolate, vanilla or strawberry flavors.
You know you're hardcore when you focus on hitting your lower abs and glutes when having sex... lol.A noble spirit embiggens the smallest man.
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07-07-2002, 01:46 AM #22
When you sneak 40 grams of turkey in a ziploc into the movie theatre and hope the guy sitting next to you doesn't freakout when he can see the silhouette of you stuffing turkey meat down your piehole.
My date also found this weird.
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07-07-2002, 02:19 AM #23Registered User
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You know you're hardcore when your wife (friends, girlfriend, whatever...) goes to starbucks and you're thinking "What no protien latte's... I thought this place had everything!"...
You know you're hardcore when you have to carry extra workout towels because the 2 you already used are dripping wet with sweat..!One Cross... Three Nails... All for Me...?!!
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07-07-2002, 03:10 AM #24Registered User
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You know you're hardcore when you're in the movie theatre and ask your mate next to you what the time is every ten minutes until it's just the right time to get the chilled protein shake out of your bag and drink it.
Memories of yesterday.
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07-07-2002, 05:06 AM #25Registered User
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you know your hardcore when you take the detention everyday when you have to eat a meal during class
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07-07-2002, 10:25 AM #26An OLDER Member
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Amen to that!Originally posted by HeavyLifta
you know you're hardcore when you already made workout programs planned for the whole year
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07-07-2002, 11:22 AM #27
can some1 please post some funny 1s
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07-07-2002, 01:08 PM #28An OLDER Member
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Have at it, Kappa. This is an equal opportunity board.Originally posted by kappa
can some1 please post some funny 1s
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07-07-2002, 01:57 PM #29Registered User
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you know your hardcore when you sniff your piss to make sure that your in ketosis
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07-07-2002, 02:48 PM #30Man, I'm Big- RIP
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So far that is the only "hardcore" one. Some of them are just common sense. I always bulk in the summer, during school it is too hard. Personally, I always bring a snack or MRP to the theater or any other time I'm out of the house for more than an hour.
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