***Matthor's Cooking Corner

matthor · 08-19-2007, 09:34 PM

So guys, I have discovered the joys of technology and being the charitable man I am, I have decided to share the magic that is my diet with the world.

This thread will entertain, captivate and educate and of course be a way for me to waste more time when I should be doing something productive.

Requests for meals will be read and likely ignored unless it is simple and delicious then it shall be attempted.

I'll kick things off in here with my latest creation:

Choc Oat Madness!
In this episode, I dispel the myths that oats are bland and also learn how to use captions!

Bgreise24 · 08-19-2007, 09:40 PM

what do you think your a movie star after the moving pose sequence on your journal you think your rachel ray or martha stewart huh huh do you? j/k lol

snitz · 08-19-2007, 09:47 PM

I want some ice cream and cereal combos! Hell yeah baby, bring it on! I'll check this thread in the morning (US eastern time here), mmmm i could use some new recipies...........

-snitz

matthor · 08-19-2007, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Bgreise24

what do you think your a movie star after the moving pose sequence on your journal you think your rachel ray or martha stewart huh huh do you? j/k lol

if martha stewart had my skills she'd be rich and famous and I'd be... wait...

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Originally Posted by snitz

I want some ice cream and cereal combos! Hell yeah baby, bring it on! I'll check this thread in the morning (US eastern time here), mmmm i could use some new recipies...........

-snitz

right on!

ab-swing asianbabe · 08-19-2007, 09:55 PM

*subscribed*

ab-swing asianbabe · 08-19-2007, 09:58 PM

Did your cocopops get soggy with all the liquid/heat?

Bgreise24 · 08-19-2007, 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by matthor

if martha stewart had my skills she'd be rich and famous and I'd be... wait...

right on!

You are crazy, lol and what is a sultano? cocoa puffs boyahh

snitz · 08-19-2007, 10:02 PM

Hmmmmm it looked pretty good. If you're poor like me, and don't have a microwave, how would I go about making this? Low-heat in the oven?

Aindreas · 08-19-2007, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by snitz

I want some ice cream and cereal combos!

x2 most definitley. Were I not lactose intolerant, you bet your @ss I'd fit those into my macros.

k9nacl · 08-19-2007, 10:05 PM

how'd you get your whey to look like that? mine always comes out fluffy and thin rather then thick, yours looks like chocolate milk.

Bgreise24 · 08-19-2007, 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by k9nacl

how'd you get your whey to look like that? mine always comes out fluffy and thin rather then thick, yours looks like chocolate milk.

less water??? or better whey

k9nacl · 08-19-2007, 10:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Bgreise24

less water??? or better whey

eas whey. i usually use 1 scoop and about 10-12oz of water, might have to try 6oz or 8 at most.

Bgreise24 · 08-19-2007, 10:11 PM

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Originally Posted by k9nacl

eas whey. i usually use 1 scoop and about 10-12oz of water, might have to try 6oz or 8 at most.

yea especially if you dont want youre oats watered down

Goofxta · 08-19-2007, 11:29 PM

Sorry.

nads786 · 08-19-2007, 11:45 PM

i just want to hear your accent some more lol

dolphingurl · 08-19-2007, 11:54 PM

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Originally Posted by nads786

i just want to hear your accent some more lol

Ditto.

Australian accents are sexy as hell!

droxas · 08-20-2007, 12:10 AM

nads786 · 08-20-2007, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dolphingurl

Ditto.

Australian accents are sexy as hell!

since im a guy it is not sexy for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (no homo)

matthor · 08-20-2007, 01:01 AM

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Originally Posted by asianbabe

*subscribed*

excellent

Ok and here is another couple of meals that I've done recently:

Kangaroo & Broc
In this episode I have some fun with very low carb/cal

Kangaroo Cheese Burgers w/ Chili Tomato Relish
This video is what got it all started and is a serious snack for any lover of burgers

Now i do have a notorious sweet tooth so expect a lot of this style of treat

Coco Pop Ice Cream!
Just delicious, and the perfect PWO feast

Crunchy Nut Creations
This one changed my life

matthor · 08-20-2007, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by asianbabe

Did your cocopops get soggy with all the liquid/heat?

they did slightly lose their crunch but were still great, didnt get overly soggy - i hate soggy food - you should see how fast i eat my Weet-Bix!

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Originally Posted by Bgreise24

You are crazy, lol and what is a sultano? cocoa puffs boyahh

sultana - like a raisin, in fact i dont even knwo the difference?

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Originally Posted by snitz

Hmmmmm it looked pretty good. If you're poor like me, and don't have a microwave, how would I go about making this? Low-heat in the oven?

id go low heat on the stove, oven might be a bit too much effort

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Originally Posted by Aindreas

x2 most definitley. Were I not lactose intolerant, you bet your @ss I'd fit those into my macros.

you have my sympathy dude!

Quote:

Originally Posted by k9nacl

how'd you get your whey to look like that? mine always comes out fluffy and thin rather then thick, yours looks like chocolate milk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bgreise24

less water??? or better whey

less water is the key here. You want just enough to dissolve the whey, but not enough to make your oats super runny - i like it quite thick

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Originally Posted by Goofxta

Sorry.

nope, that was totally worth it. Combining milk with whey?! Your like a mad scientist or something!

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Originally Posted by nads786

i just want to hear your accent some more lol

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Originally Posted by dolphingurl

Ditto.

Australian accents are sexy as hell!

lol - I couldnt resist the old knifey spooney

young_squatter · 08-20-2007, 01:26 AM

where do you get that caramel topping?

matthor · 08-20-2007, 02:23 AM

Caramel Topping

Man i love that stuff!

xil · 08-20-2007, 03:12 AM

Is that just from Coles and Woolies? I've been to 2 Coles and couldn't find the caramel, only the chocolate which I'm not that big a fan of... it just tastes too strange

matthor · 08-20-2007, 03:17 AM

I get it from Woolies in Leichhardt where they have both, but i had heard the choc was a bit average so havent bothered with it. Maybe next shop I'll score some and see how it goes. Maybe a drizzle on some CC would be nice

MesoPeaks · 08-20-2007, 03:40 AM

Most talented Award goes to..........

matthor the cooker badybuildar!!!

Ironager · 08-20-2007, 03:41 AM

This is some serious dirty bulk material... Keep up the good work!

Gr3g_Lycan · 08-20-2007, 03:50 AM

OMFG - now I've seen everything.

Kangaroo+ broccoli = low carb. Turn into sausages + add gravy = ???

matthor · 08-20-2007, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by GregT

OMFG - now I've seen everything.

Kangaroo+ broccoli = low carb. Turn into sausages + add gravy = ???

it does get complicated in here at times. Some recipe's I follow are for advanced chefs only!

matthor · 08-20-2007, 04:10 AM

Mongolian Chicken Noodles

A very tasty dinner. Also I got some budget increases approved by the network so production values have increased, as evident in the quality of the final cut.

Enjoy

LayzieBone085 · 08-20-2007, 04:19 AM

those oats like pretty creamy before u added everything else.. did u nuke them with just water before u put in that PB and ur choc whey mixture? and how much H20 did u use?