Flame War Form Letter

[bhunter]

Flamer Action Form. Keep handy for dealing with those "Special" people. ;-)

Flame Form Letter

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie [ ] Lamer [ ] AOLer

[ ] "Me too" er [ ] Pervert [ ] Geek

[ ] Spammer [ ] Nerd [ ] Elvis

[ ] Fed [ ] Freak [ ] Scientologist

[ ] Scammer [ ]Dumbass [ ] Pre-teen

You Are Being Flamed Because:

[ ] You posted binaries in pieces LESS than 5000 lines

[ ] You posted something asking for warez sites

[ ] You quoted an ENTIRE post in your reply

[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread

[ ] You started an off-topic thread

[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message

[ ] You posted a blatently obvious troll

[ ] You posted pretending to be someone famous (See "troll" above)

[ ] You replied to the above message type believing it was someone famous

[ ] You said "me too" to something

[ ] You suck

[ ] Your sig/alias/server sucks

[ ] You posted a phone-sex ad

[ ] Your ad sucks anyway since nobody asked for it

[ ] You posted a stupid pyramid money-making scheme and

claimed it was legal

[ ] I think you might be a fed

[ ] You spam

[ ] You posted in ElItE CaPiTaLs because you think that makes you kEwL

[ ] You didn't do anything specific, but appear to be so generally

worthless that you are being flamed anyway

To Repent, You Must:

[ ] Stop masterbating for a week

[ ] Give up your AOL account

[ ] Be Senator Exon's love slave for a month.

[ ] Tell your Mommy you've been a bad boy

[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor

[ ] Actually post something relevant

[ ] Read the FAQ

[ ] Be the guest of honor in alt.flame for a month



In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me

[ ] Get a life

[ ] Never post again

[ ] Age 10 more years before you post again

[ ] I pity your dog

[ ] Go to hell

[ ] Yer momma's so fat/stupid/ugly that etc...

[ ] Take your **** somewhere else

[ ] Get ****ed, you pathetic loser

[ ] Learn to post or **** off

[ ] All of the above END FLAME

[Guerra]

Colin

[Newbtime]

funnyi dont get it tho,why dont you just flame them?

[101101]

Yes, but where are the post-whore, rep-whore, stupid stories, e-thug comments?

[Maximize]

You made Colin cry!