Hola (Hello), folks! I am new to this discussion board!

TheBigGuy0 · 08-17-2007, 11:53 AM

I look forward to getting to know all of you guys!

About Me:

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

Ozkar · 08-17-2007, 11:54 AM

Wtf?

BulkingBrit · 08-17-2007, 11:54 AM

wow, strong formailty

qbanboy14 · 08-17-2007, 11:54 AM

I look forward to getting to know all of you guys!

About Me:

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

JewMasterKrunk · 08-17-2007, 11:55 AM

um... hai thar?

dudeguy · 08-17-2007, 11:55 AM

future gay porn troll

XPmpnII · 08-17-2007, 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

(no homo)

CountryPunk · 08-17-2007, 11:55 AM

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with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim

LOL

I Tough I · 08-17-2007, 11:56 AM

i lol'ed

kamjah · 08-17-2007, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by dudeguy

future gay porn troll

x2

imoffg · 08-17-2007, 11:56 AM

Lawdog1379 · 08-17-2007, 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

I look forward to getting to know all of you guys!

About Me:

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

WTF

crom_ · 08-17-2007, 11:56 AM

Are you aware I look forward to getting to know all of you guys!

About Me:

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

Ozkar · 08-17-2007, 11:57 AM

Sincerely????

XPmpnII · 08-17-2007, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by CountryPunk

LOL

ROFL, I totally missed that.

Worldwide · 08-17-2007, 11:57 AM

Fail

Negged

XPmpnII · 08-17-2007, 11:58 AM

The homo is strong with this one, guys.

Lucky_ROA · 08-17-2007, 11:58 AM

yo wassup boo. holler at u boi anytime u like getting sprung nadamean

I AM OUT

kamjah · 08-17-2007, 11:58 AM

haha yay, i put him in the red

Mvin · 08-17-2007, 12:00 PM

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

I am 18 years of age, and just graduated from High School! In my free time I enjoy playing card games with my father, Richard, and my other father, Jim, along with my three other brothers, Jimmy, Kris, and Joel!

I also enjoy bodybuilding, of course! I belong to the YMCA fitness center, where I am becoming a big strong muscle man!

A/S/L, everyone!? C'mon, don't be shy, I don't bite!

Sincerely,

Henry Smith

I am now aware

TheBigGuy0 · 08-17-2007, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamjah

haha yay, i put him in the red

And what a stellar job you have done, kamjah. I must say, at first, I was skeptical in regards to your super human discussion board reputation points, but now that I have felt the consequences of receiving negative reputation from an overweight asian person on the internet, my life has forever changed for the better.

Thank you for the reality check, kamjah!

Best Regards,

Henry Smith

TCo4482 · 08-17-2007, 12:03 PM

Thank you Henry Smith for translating the "Hola" in the title...some of don't speak teh spanishes

kamjah · 08-17-2007, 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

And what a stellar job you have done, kamjah. I must say, at first, I was skeptical in regards to your super human discussion board reputation points, but now that I have felt the consequences of receiving negative reputation from an overweight asian person on the internet, my life has forever changed for the better.

Thank you for the reality check, kamjah!

Best Regards,

Henry Smith

well i gotta give it to you. your english is above par for the misc. all the other trolls could learn a thing or two from you.

muscleman420 · 08-17-2007, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

And what a stellar job you have done, kamjah. I must say, at first, I was skeptical in regards to your super human discussion board reputation points, but now that I have felt the consequences of receiving negative reputation from an overweight asian person on the internet, my life has forever changed for the better.

Thank you for the reality check, kamjah!

Best Regards,

Henry Smith

ROTFL!!!!!1

Mvin · 08-17-2007, 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

And what a stellar job you have done, kamjah. I must say, at first, I was skeptical in regards to your super human discussion board reputation points, but now that I have felt the consequences of receiving negative reputation from an overweight asian person on the internet, my life has forever changed for the better.

Thank you for the reality check, kamjah!

Best Regards,

Henry Smith

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

TCo4482 · 08-17-2007, 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

And what a stellar job you have done, kamjah. I must say, at first, I was skeptical in regards to your super human discussion board reputation points, but now that I have felt the consequences of receiving negative reputation from an overweight asian person on the internet, my life has forever changed for the better.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kamjah

well i gotta give it to you. your english is above par for the misc. all the other trolls could learn a thing or two from you.

Not quite. That's a 55 word, two sentence paragraph. That has more "run-ons" that my 6 year old cousin's underwear. His vocabulary is good, however his sentence structure sucks.

TheBigGuy0 · 08-17-2007, 12:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mvin

Sorry. I don't speak retardese. Can you get someone to translate into meaningful English before you post, please? Try learning elementary grammar before attempting to inflict your next literary abomination on this message board.

Are you normally this dumb or are you just having a blonde moment? You are obviously suffering from Clue Deficit Disorder. A long period of non-posting would be most welcome on your part. As Abba Eban so aptly said: "His ignorance is encyclopedic."

What possessed you to think that you were capable of being entertaining or interesting to read? There's nothing wrong with you that couldn't be cured with a little Prozac and a polo mallet, or, better yet, suicide. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so fat that your local 'All-You-Can-Eat' buffet had to install speed bumps, or if you didn't have a face so ugly that even your mother didn't know which end to put the diaper on. Who am I kidding? You would.

In future, if you have something to say, just shut up.

x2

Excellent post.

IntensityX · 08-17-2007, 12:15 PM

TheBigGuy0 · 08-17-2007, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by TCo4482

Not quite. That's a 55 word, two sentence paragraph. That has more "run-ons" that my 6 year old cousin's underwear. His vocabulary is good, however his sentence structure sucks.

While I disagree with you, I appreciate the advice! In the future, prior to making any posts on an online discussion board, I will have to consult my english teacher. Heck, I might even have one of my classmates edit my post, just to make sure it is a suitable forum post.

Mvin · 08-17-2007, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBigGuy0

While I disagree with you, I appreciate the advice! In the future, prior to making any posts on an online discussion board, I will have to consult my english teacher. Heck, I might even have one of my classmates edit my post, just to make sure it is a suitable forum post.

It's English, not english.

Congratulations! You have just proved the theory that there is no limit to human stupidity. Just as the strength of a solitary brick will not save a poorly built structure, your bold typeface does not redeem your craven incoherent words.

When I want your monkey-brained opinion I'll rattle your cage, okay? I understand what you are trying to say, even though you obviously don't. If you knew what you're talking about, you'd be dangerous. Oh well, as the late Douglas Adams said: "You live and learn. At any rate, you live."

Calling you dull is a gross underestimation of just how tedious you are. You have the personality of a damp sponge and the appeal of a moldy sweat sock. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if you weren't so dumb that even blondes tell jokes about you; if your weren't so fat that when God said "Let there be Light", he told you to move your fat ass out of the way, or if you didn't have a face that makes your dentist treat you by mail-order. Nah, of course you would.

Dullard, do yourself and everyone else a favor, take a fatal overdose of your medication.