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02-14-2005, 08:53 AM #61Actual phone conversation I had with my girlfriend recently:
ME: Whatcha doin'?
HER: Abusing my pussy.
ME: WHAT!?!?
HER: Yeah, I'm pulling on the cat's tail while he's trying to get away, what did you think I meant?
ME: I dunno. I pictured you naked from the waist down, with your legs up in the air, trying to pleasure yourself with the business end of an aluminum bat.
HER: Idiot.
ME: Ya think?
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Voted.
Originally Posted by Saekora
... I think this girl saw a ghost? http://www.doublexlmagazine.com/site...2=47&level3=61"Methods are many, and principles are few. Methods often change, but principles never do."
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Hold it!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a hot redhead!
Sorry everyone, but the redhead always gets my vote!
http://www.doublexlmagazine.com/site...2=47&level3=56The hardest part of a zombie apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.
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http://www.doublexlmagazine.com/site...2=47&level3=63
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voted, I would have picked her anyways.Blue jays/Spartans/Colts
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Originally Posted by 101101
I wish my photoshop worked on this computer I'd put: "You want me to put THAT in my butt?!?"Before you achieve victory in the war without. . .you must first master the warrior within. . . (The Conqueror)
The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war (Asian Proverb)
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