So some people think that celery helps increase semen volume when you ejaculate, along with many other factors (water, vital vitamins and minerals, etc.). So today I'll be testing celery. This morning, I'll be eating 6 large sticks of celery + drinking an increased amount of water intake and continuing to take my multivitamins and such. I know what my typical load is like without the celery, so let's see if there's any difference today.
I don't know if I'm allowed to post pictures of just my semen (no penis) so I won't be posting any pics, but I'll just give you my word on honesty. Or else you can just experiment for yourselves so we can get second opinions here.
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08-06-2007, 05:52 AM #1
Testing a Myth: Celery and semen volume
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08-06-2007, 06:07 AM #4
That's very true, but I think celery is a lot cheaper. If this myth turns out to be true, then I'd rather spend cheaper money on celery rather than a lot of money on a supplement that does the same thing. Besides, we can only hold so much at once, then it starts to die down again. I think it also helps if you have a super-orgasm by stimulating your prostate via anal play or something.
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08-06-2007, 06:10 AM #5
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08-06-2007, 06:13 AM #7
Penis! Vagina! teehee kekekekekeke
Girls care. Like personality-wise we can discuss this, but we all know different girls prefer different things, just like anything else in the world. I'm just doing this for research purposes since I see some people asking about this celery thing. I thought I might settle this one personally.
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08-06-2007, 06:22 AM #8
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Why increase the mess ? ? ?
Just more 2 clean up when u fap . . .
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08-06-2007, 06:23 AM #9
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08-06-2007, 06:30 AM #12
Ah **** 30 minutes past eating those celery sticks and all I have to do now is take a big dump...I knew this was going to happen. Something about the fiber in celery makes people want to take ****s because of the strings that come from the celery that clean out your bowel. Or some **** like that; that's what my biology teacher told me in high school.
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08-06-2007, 06:30 AM #13
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08-06-2007, 08:41 AM #22
i think the biggest way to increase semen volume is to increase time exposed to stimulus, and also increasing the # of times coming close to busting, but stopping..
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08-06-2007, 09:16 AM #23
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08-06-2007, 10:46 AM #29
Other way around. Better orgasm = bigger load.
I just finished.
Results:
So basically I didn't wank off for the past 2 days. I drank lots of water and ate 6 large stalks of celery this morning. I started jacking about an hour ago, and just kept stimulating to stuff that made me horny, then finally unleashed. My load was the same as my regular load. Maybe it'll work differently for some people, or I ddin't experiment well enough.
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08-06-2007, 10:55 AM #30
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