People keep looking at my "package"...

[skelooth]

It's kind of annoying. I guess because of the way my body is shaped... when I wear sweats, or boxers, sometimes even jeans, my penis is very.... I can't think of the word. Noticeable. Especially in sweats. I don't have an erection or anything... but...

People CONSTANTLY look down at my dick while they are talking to me... it drives me nuts and makes me feel uncomfortable. This girl was just at my door to see what I'm doing later and I'm in my PJs... and there she goes with the wandering freakin eyes. It's like, hello, my eyes are up here, can you look at ME and not my DICK please???

Sometimes even my mom does it............................ *cries*

I am gonna have to start wearing sheet metal down there so no one can see it.

[Wiggy44k]

Good story! Tell it again, please!

[nitr0x2]

Wear briefs or boxer briefs to make it less noticable.



Or maybe even double up

[aserecuba]

It's kind of annoying. I guess because of the way my body is shaped... when I wear sweats, or boxers, sometimes even jeans, my penis is very.... I can't think of the word. Noticeable. Especially in sweats. I don't have an erection or anything... but...

People CONSTANTLY look down at my dick while they are talking to me... it drives me nuts and makes me feel uncomfortable. This girl was just at my door to see what I'm doing later and I'm in my PJs... and there she goes with the wandering freakin eyes. It's like, hello, my eyes are up here, can you look at ME and not my DICK please???

Sometimes even my mom does it............................ *cries*

I am gonna have to start wearing sheet metal down there so no one can see it.

http://www.empoweredproducts.com/product_one.php?id=5

stop stuffing downthere

[skelooth]

http://www.empoweredproducts.com/product_one.php?id=5

stop stuffing downthere

ROTF I want one! Reps!

[Hartski]

You have a problem with chicks looking at your junk??

That's one of the best things I've noticed about my weight loss. My wang looks way bigger without all the fat hiding it.

[skelooth]

You have a problem with chicks looking at your junk??

Yes, ESPECIALLY my mom. It makes me feel VERY uncomfortable.

[Hartski]

Yes, ESPECIALLY my mom. It makes me feel VERY uncomfortable.

Well, the Mom thing is pretty creepy, but other chicks checking you out should be a good thing. Next time you notice a hottie looking at your "boys" just ask, "See anything you like?"

[Westies]

Yes, ESPECIALLY my mom. It makes me feel VERY uncomfortable.

Is your mom hot?

I say, piitb

[trvlr70]

If this is true(which I doubt), then why on earth are you complaining. Your ample "package" is just going to attrack attention. Most guys would kill for your "problem". Good grief.

[cowboyathlete]

You have a problem with chicks looking at your junk??

That's one of the best things I've noticed about my weight loss. My wang looks way bigger without all the fat hiding it.

Never ever EVER refer to your d*** or your nads as "junk." If anything, it is/they are my most prized possessions.

[skelooth]

If this is true(which I doubt), then why on earth are you complaining. Your ample "package" is just going to attrack attention. Most guys would kill for your "problem". Good grief.

you think it's cool... until it happens to you. Believe it or not, there are times I'd prefer people not be staring at my dick lol.

"Hey I just stopped by to see what you're doing later" *staring at my dick*

uhhh... I don't know, I'm going to the gym in a little while.

*staring at dick still* "Oh okay"

.........................

Or, Good morning mom!
"good morning son!" *glances at penis*

or Sup bro!
"Sup G!" *glances at penis*

WTF

and like I said, it's not that it's big (very average here lol) but the way my body is shaped, my package kind of juts out....

[aserecuba]

you think it's cool... until it happens to you. Believe it or not, there are times I'd prefer people not be staring at my dick lol.

"Hey I just stopped by to see what you're doing later" *staring at my dick*

uhhh... I don't know, I'm going to the gym in a little while.

*staring at dick still* "Oh okay"

.........................

Or, Good morning mom!
"good morning son!" *glances at penis*

or Sup bro!
"Sup G!" *glances at penis*

WTF

and like I said, it's not that it's big (very average here lol) but the way my body is shaped, my package kind of juts out....

lol

[Hartski]

Hell, I paid $75 for a pair of "Lucky" jeans because they showed of my package better than normal jeans.

[aserecuba]

oh you'll love this skeeloth i have the solution to your problem

http://www.camel-toe.net/cameltoecup.htm

[DanMc]

Start asking if they are tent shopping.

[ajeh]

When your mom looks at your "package" look at her "assets" that'll learn her.

[trvlr70]

you think it's cool... until it happens to you. Believe it or not, there are times I'd prefer people not be staring at my dick lol.

"Hey I just stopped by to see what you're doing later" *staring at my dick*

uhhh... I don't know, I'm going to the gym in a little while.

*staring at dick still* "Oh okay"

.........................

Or, Good morning mom!
"good morning son!" *glances at penis*

or Sup bro!
"Sup G!" *glances at penis*

WTF

and like I said, it's not that it's big (very average here lol) but the way my body is shaped, my package kind of juts out....

Well, it happens to me all the time and unless it is the nasty perv in the lockerroom who's doing the looking, I don't have any problem with it. Get real!

[KarateChris]

Same thing happens with me if I wear boxers; just wear briefs or boxer briefs.

[c0nfusi0n]

Just grab there hand and tell them to pet it, it won't bite.

[selldogg]

When your mom looks at your "package" look at her "assets" that'll learn her.

hahahaahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahaa

[HyperStyle]

http://www.empoweredproducts.com/product_one.php?id=5

stop stuffing downthere

LOL! Just when I thought I have seen everything on the internet someone brings this up.

[ripped_holla]

Spandex, boxer briefs, or regular briefs.

[chewy lies]

It's kind of annoying. I guess because of the way my body is shaped... when I wear sweats, or boxers, sometimes even jeans, my penis is very.... I can't think of the word. Noticeable. Especially in sweats. I don't have an erection or anything... but...

People CONSTANTLY look down at my dick while they are talking to me... it drives me nuts and makes me feel uncomfortable. This girl was just at my door to see what I'm doing later and I'm in my PJs... and there she goes with the wandering freakin eyes. It's like, hello, my eyes are up here, can you look at ME and not my DICK please???

Sometimes even my mom does it............................ *cries*

I am gonna have to start wearing sheet metal down there so no one can see it.

I would stare at someone walking around with a 2 inch boner. Does this surprise you Stubby?

[shlomo]

broo i have the same problem when im in the gym doing pull ups like its mad embarssing cause i wear sweats and i wear briefs and my package like pops out

[cowboyathlete]

I go mountain biking on the days when I am not lifting. It is kinda hard to hide your basket in those shorts. LOL

[Banban]

It's kind of annoying. I guess because of the way my body is shaped... when I wear sweats, or boxers, sometimes even jeans, my penis is very.... I can't think of the word. Noticeable. Especially in sweats. I don't have an erection or anything... but...

People CONSTANTLY look down at my dick while they are talking to me... it drives me nuts and makes me feel uncomfortable. This girl was just at my door to see what I'm doing later and I'm in my PJs... and there she goes with the wandering freakin eyes. It's like, hello, my eyes are up here, can you look at ME and not my DICK please???

Sometimes even my mom does it............................ *cries*

I am gonna have to start wearing sheet metal down there so no one can see it.

just make a thrust forward with your pelvis when anyone is staring too intently then THEY will feel embarassed.
i knew a girl who used to do sthg like that with her boobs, good trick

[WeightLifter376]

dude, think of what girls think when people contantly look down at their boobs

[agcrisco]

Whenever I do decline presses, my dick is basicly at eye level for everyone whos sitting down on workout benches. The shape shows through my shorts

[skelooth]

The neg repping is getting out of hand. Ryan should put the **** back the way it was before.