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    how to get my best friends mom seduced

    one of my best buds has a really hot MILF and i was wondering if any of you guys had some logical ideas on getting into her pants. i would appreciate some well thought plans and stories of some that have worked from you guys.
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    Originally Posted by muscleman_16161
    one of my best buds has a really hot MILF and i was wondering if any of you guys had some logical ideas on getting into her pants. i would appreciate some well thought plans and stories of some that have worked from you guys.
    Not an easy one. How old are you?
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    im 18
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    Ask her whats up, tell her how school is going. Then just casually explain to her how you are mature, and arent attracted to any of the girls in your class because you are "beyond them". Tell this guys mom that you are ambitious, and have serious plans for your life. Bust out a double-flexed bicep pose and tell her about your hardcore gym attitude, and how you stay in shape......get the job done when it comes to pleasing the ladies. Make the first move, your alpha dont forget, she'll melt in your hands like butter. Tap it, every which way.
    Brag about it to your homies at school, then move on to the next milf. You're the man, you cant lose. Go all the way.
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    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you
    2. Knock on the MILFs door
    3. Ask if your friend is there
    4. When she says no, she will then ask you to come inside and wait
    5. Small talk....blah blah blah
    6. Ask about her sex life with the husband
    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off
    8. 30 minutes later, you shoot all over her face
    10. The End


    thats how it always goes
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    Originally Posted by Tech_Zilla
    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you
    2. Knock on the MILFs door
    3. Ask if your friend is there
    4. When she says no, she will then ask you to come inside and wait
    5. Small talk....blah blah blah
    6. Ask about her sex life with the husband
    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off
    8. 30 minutes later, you shoot all over her face
    10. The End


    thats how it always goes
    ROFLMAO!! Reps for you!
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    Originally Posted by Tech_Zilla
    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you
    2. Knock on the MILFs door
    3. Ask if your friend is there
    4. When she says no, she will then ask you to come inside and wait
    5. Small talk....blah blah blah
    6. Ask about her sex life with the husband
    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off
    8. 30 minutes later, you shoot all over her face
    10. The End


    thats how it always goes
    lol, dont you wish it was as easy as they make it out to be!
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    Lightbulb

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    the friend with a video camera is key to the whole process....without it, the MILF will suspect something is up
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    I must admit, that one was pretty good tech.
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    if you were my friend and tried to **** my mom id not only whip your ass, id cut off your penis so in the end...you couldnt
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    Originally Posted by Kaja
    Ask her whats up, tell her how school is going. Then just casually explain to her how you are mature, and arent attracted to any of the girls in your class because you are "beyond them". Tell this guys mom that you are ambitious, and have serious plans for your life. Bust out a double-flexed bicep pose and tell her about your hardcore gym attitude, and how you stay in shape......get the job done when it comes to pleasing the ladies. Make the first move, your alpha dont forget, she'll melt in your hands like butter. Tap it, every which way.
    Brag about it to your homies at school, then move on to the next milf. You're the man, you cant lose. Go all the way.

    This may get a girl a year or two older than you, but a woman will never fall for the whole.."I'm so mature!" B.S. That just tells them how immature you are.

    Dude, if she's into you she's into you, if she's not she's not. Chances are she's looking at you like a son. If you see the signs, then try, otherwise, you're hosed.
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    Good luck, I wanted to **** my friend's mom a few years ago. She knows I think she's attractive (i told her), but now she's more of a friend and gives me advice on girls I want to score with :P. Worked out in the end i guess.
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    Originally Posted by Guerra
    I must admit, that one was pretty good tech.
    lol he ripped that off from Mybestfriendshotmom.com, what a bastard! :P
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    Originally Posted by Cyclops
    lol he ripped that off from Mybestfriendshotmom.com, what a bastard! :P
    yeah thats why I said it

    thats what happens in every movie
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    Except Mrs. Devine, she's a rough one.
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    Originally Posted by Cyclops
    Except Mrs. Devine, she's a rough one.
    you should check out http://www.myfirstsexteacher.com/ref/4//index1.html

    its done by the same people (Naughty America)
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    I don't think he would be your best friend after you screwed his mom...
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    Originally Posted by w i c k e d
    I don't think he would be your best friend after you screwed his mom...
    what he doesnt know wont hurt him.

    But i cant see it happening. Some mommies might get off on screwing an 18yr old, but its RARE. Most would rather settle of the muscle bound plumber, pool cleaner, door to door salesman...stuff like that!
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    Originally Posted by muscleman_16161
    one of my best buds has a really hot MILF and i was wondering if any of you guys had some logical ideas on getting into her pants. i would appreciate some well thought plans and stories of some that have worked from you guys.

    You wanna **** a mom? It's easy!

    1. Walk up to the MILF
    2. Boldly (notice I said boldly) proclaim "I am the MILF Hunter."
    3. Hit it!



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    Originally Posted by Tech_Zilla
    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off

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    hes probly 13 lol
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    Originally Posted by loser99
    hararious
    Did you invent that word all by yourself?
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    Originally Posted by TheLateShinobi
    Did you invent that word all by yourself?
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    Originally Posted by Kaja
    Ask her whats up, tell her how school is going. Then just casually explain to her how you are mature, and arent attracted to any of the girls in your class because you are "beyond them". Tell this guys mom that you are ambitious, and have serious plans for your life. Bust out a double-flexed bicep pose and tell her about your hardcore gym attitude, and how you stay in shape......get the job done when it comes to pleasing the ladies. Make the first move, your alpha dont forget, she'll melt in your hands like butter. Tap it, every which way.
    Brag about it to your homies at school, then move on to the next milf. You're the man, you cant lose. Go all the way.
    dont tell her mature, show her you are mature through your actions or speech. You will look like a chump if u tell her you are mature. I know man, im 18 and I slept with a really hot milf that was 42 but looked like she is 26. I cant take full credit though, because she was kinda in a bad point in her life and I just played my cards perfectly. Also it was a lot easier considering she would sleep with almost anyone who would kinda play hard to get. However I dont know if it helped me but she would go off on how good lookin I was at the time. She asked me to help her with some drywall at her house (we all know what that means) and 15 min after I arrived I was tappin that ****. But its all not what its made out to be, I felt really wierd after. Plus I busted my load all over her and i was just wanted to get the fuk outta there right when i finished up and never wanted to see her again. To be honest I regret it. I think you will to its just kinda surreal.

    My advice is play the mature card but do it very casually and under the radar so she knows ur not trying to pitch her some ****. Also try to take 2 steps back and pretend your not that interested in her.
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    Lol @ just the title of this thread...
    Actual phone conversation I had with my girlfriend recently:

    ME: Whatcha doin'?
    HER: Abusing my pussy.
    ME: WHAT!?!?
    HER: Yeah, I'm pulling on the cat's tail while he's trying to get away, what did you think I meant?
    ME: I dunno. I pictured you naked from the waist down, with your legs up in the air, trying to pleasure yourself with the business end of an aluminum bat.
    HER: Idiot.
    ME: Ya think?
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    Originally Posted by soleus
    what he doesnt know wont hurt him.

    But i cant see it happening. Some mommies might get off on screwing an 18yr old, but its RARE. Most would rather settle of the muscle bound plumber, pool cleaner, door to door salesman...stuff like that!
    Some women like younger guys because if you think about it you look your best and your very physical strong around 18. Some chicks get off on that. My friends mom , he lives on the same street as me was the school counselor at the high school about 7 years ago. She invited a bunch of seniors at her house and she let them drink and she gave a handjob and got fingered but 1 senior guy in the hot tub. Then she started dating another senior and the school found out about it and they fired her right away. They are still going out to this day and he is like 27-28 now but its just a story for thought. She is french and doesnt have the greatest face but she has an amazing body which cancels out the rest.

    Also when I was in high school I swear this counselor was coming on to me. She was saying how I look like a senior and that I was so much more mature then the rest of the kids my age. She would laugh at everything I said and was crossing her legs towards me and just giving me this vibe. Man I swear she was trying something but at that time I didnt know what to do with it.
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    Tell her that you have just finished your massage course and was wondering if you could practise on his mum.
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    Originally Posted by Tech_Zilla
    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you
    2. Knock on the MILFs door
    3. Ask if your friend is there
    4. When she says no, she will then ask you to come inside and wait
    5. Small talk....blah blah blah
    6. Ask about her sex life with the husband
    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off
    8. 30 minutes later, you shoot all over her face
    10. The End


    thats how it always goes
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    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you.
    2. Go to a cafe or coffee shop in the suburbs.
    3. Wait for a few minutes; a MILF will be along shortly. She will be dressed provocatively.
    4. Strike up a conversation. If the MILF cannot speak English, all the better.
    5. Offer to drive her to your place. She will likely accept your offer, especially if she cannot speak English.
    6. Drive to your place. Proceed to Tech's step 7.

    Originally Posted by Tech_Zilla
    well this is how all the porn sites do it:

    1. Ask a friend with a video camera to come with you
    2. Knock on the MILFs door
    3. Ask if your friend is there
    4. When she says no, she will then ask you to come inside and wait
    5. Small talk....blah blah blah
    6. Ask about her sex life with the husband
    7. She will then feel your leg and take your pants off
    8. 30 minutes later, you shoot all over her face
    10. The End
    You're my wife now
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