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05-13-2011, 04:33 PM #571♖♞Atheist Warlord♞♖
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arguing with a socialist is like arguing with a religious zealot. it's what comes from having a more feminine, emotional mind, rather than a masculine rational mind IMO.
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03-01-2012, 11:36 AM #572Registered User
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Yeah, I bumped it. If you haven't read this, you will crack up - assuming you enjoy childish humor. Start on page 1.
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03-01-2012, 11:46 AM #573Bad taste in music.
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I did enjoy it.
The only time I was susceptible to this type of flatulence was when I ate Atkins bars with SUGAR ALCOHOLS.
YUCK.
Outrageous. Never again. Never.Mo' thigh and legs than the Colonel!
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03-01-2012, 12:50 PM #574Registered User
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This is some funny $h!* I cry from laughing just from page 1. This completely made my day, recommended.
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03-01-2012, 04:42 PM #575Registered User
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wow...super bump lmao
Wants to be 200 lbs. Any suggestions are greatly appreciated.
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03-01-2012, 04:51 PM #576likes sex
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embrace it. learn to enjoy your own essence, others may follow in it's unique robust aroma.
a couple of years ago my friend and i were in a hotel, i farted after a few hours of enjoying scotch. he threw up in the sink. proud day for me.Opeth, Vai, and Lamb of God enthusiast.
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03-01-2012, 05:11 PM #577team ketchup
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The trick is to buy yourself a nice, classy urn... The kind you'd gladly store a loved one in after they pass on.
You capture the green butt plumes within it's casing, and snugly fasten the lid. Years from now, when your childrens children wonder what toots smelled like before capsulized food, they can reach for a whiff of the good stuff... That ol' trusty urn with grandpas special blend."When I die, I hope it's early in the morning so I don't have to go to work that day for no reason"
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03-01-2012, 05:28 PM #578Registered User
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stay safe
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03-01-2012, 06:31 PM #579Registered User
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Just got back on whey shakes after a long break. I ripped a series of cripplers last night that were so far beyond evil that my long-suffering wife finally snapped. She cried, cursed at me and spent the night on the couch. I got the silent treatment most of today, followed by a long lecture on why I 'don't care about that nasty ****" tonight. What can you do?
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03-01-2012, 08:49 PM #580Registered User
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Hahah,
Nice bump btw"The pain you feel today is the strength you will feel tomorrow."
Set a goal, and strive for it, don't give up
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08-31-2012, 06:04 AM #581Registered User
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lol
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08-31-2012, 02:51 PM #582Registered User
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lol @ thread
When I eat them onions the stench is so pungent and penetrating... When other people smell it, it's like that **** that Spock does, knock people out with a single touch lol
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09-10-2012, 01:41 PM #583Registered User
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Believe it or not, i actually searched "farting". The last straw was when i woke up last night from a foul stench I thought was from my great dane crapping in the house. It smelled in every room in my house,but worse in the bedroom. I then concluded i farted myself awake and filled the house with my rotten gut. This is the 2nd time its happened, other time i woke up with the girlfriend yelling at me and sleeping on the couch..
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09-10-2012, 02:13 PM #584Iron Born
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This thread is freaking hilarious... Strong bump by the way...
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09-10-2012, 03:20 PM #585Registered User
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LMFAO
BB. Com should Have a comedy specific sub-forum. That would be cool.
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09-10-2012, 04:18 PM #586Registered User
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I farted 25 times reading the previous 19 pages
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09-10-2012, 04:25 PM #587Registered User
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I hear ya...today I was running to class and 3 chicks were slowly walking up the stairs I ran up past them and each step sounded like a popping bubble wrap. I stopped and turned around all blushed and said "Sorry I'm bulking..." and continued on. Needless to say my chances with any of them or anyone they know are ruined.
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09-10-2012, 06:19 PM #588stack whore
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i was deadlifting today and whilst under tension I farted really loud. I was even worried I followed through. My mate puked up his intrabolic lol.
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02-03-2013, 08:02 PM #589Registered User
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Longest fart? Half a min
Worst fart? The one that u got when u have bloated n not taken a dump for a few days due to constipation!
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02-03-2013, 08:22 PM #590Registered Peruser
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I'm glad this got bumped.
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02-04-2013, 02:26 AM #591
Last night in the bus I was sitting in my seat and let one rip. Nothing smelled cuz i kept it under my ass. When I got to where i was getting of i stood up and ... OH MY ****ING GOD. Some girl sat in the seat and put her scarf all over her face. I almost lol'd in the bus. Quickly got off the bus and laughed my ****ing ass off.
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02-04-2013, 05:08 AM #592Registered User
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Welcome to my life.
I made my dog puke from a fart.
My gf hates me too. Haha.Platform Supplemets:
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02-04-2013, 08:04 AM #593Registered User
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Wtf?? Lol
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02-04-2013, 08:42 AM #594Registered User
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Its okay. Im bulking lol....Originally Posted by XtremeBody510
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02-04-2013, 08:53 AM #595Iron Born
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I am glad I've been single the whole time I've been bulking.. I live alone, so I let them farts go with reckless abandoned..I cane hold them in if I have company over.. People say they do it with the lights out while bulking.. Forget turning out the lights, crack a window just in case..
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02-07-2013, 10:54 AM #596Registered User
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8 year old epic thread still going strong - why doesn't the army use whey farts in order to smoke out terrorists in Afghanistan?
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02-07-2013, 01:22 PM #597Registered User
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excellent question. but i don't think the nation wants to be tried for crimes against humanity. Think about it, if you contained all the BB community's protein farts, and unleashed them on a country, everyone would die, and the nation would be uninhabitable for years. That's beyond evil. But it would be hilarious!Originally Posted by Joe1959
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02-07-2013, 02:31 PM #598
lol'd
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02-07-2013, 11:40 PM #599Registered User
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I'm so bad right now my dad has imposed a fart ban in the living room..
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02-08-2013, 12:51 AM #600Registered User
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chomped down on a whole head of cabbage for dinner yesterday - someone should have warned the rest of the house.
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