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    Jerked off in a dressing room because of what I saw(MUST READ)

    So I was at the bass shoe outlet...I was walking around to escape the heat. So I see a hot woman maybe in her early 40s...(real hot) like OMFG hot. So she is trying on shoes and she is bent over....I look down her shirt..then she glances up at me and smiles, bites her lip....so I walk to the other end pretending that I was checking out clothes..

    when she grabs her husband and starts to make out, then while she is doing that she looked right at me.. I was like got damn, ran in to the dressing room and spanked one out=Succes!
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    Originally Posted by Ascendent View Post
    You sir, just turned down a MILF.
    she had a husband dude...and they were trying on shoes...

    wtf was I gonna do go up and be like ya lemme borrow your wife? lol
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    yup. they could have been swingers.

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    Originally Posted by Mrwifebeater View Post
    she had a husband dude...and they were trying on shoes...

    wtf was I gonna do go up and be like ya lemme borrow your wife? lol
    you could have made the "phone number" sign with your hand...hell, slipped yours to her...anything..

    you saw a hot chick and then jerked off in the nearest available space.

    that really isn't something I would tell us about.
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    Originally Posted by ShangTsung View Post
    yup. they could have been swingers.
    nah the dude was unaware..

    Originally Posted by 1987GN View Post
    you could have made the "phone number" sign with your hand...hell, slipped yours to her...anything..

    you saw a hot chick and then jerked off in the nearest available space.

    that really isn't something I would tell us about.
    It felt good man..............while it lasted
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    Originally Posted by 1987GN View Post
    you could have made the "phone number" sign with your hand...hell, slipped yours to her...anything..

    you saw a hot chick and then jerked off in the nearest available space.

    that really isn't something I would tell us about.
    1987GN is right. atleast something.
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