Unclogging toilet/bathtub (serious)

[sleukem]

pics?

X2 Definitely need pics of the poo carnage!

[CountryPunk]

Actually, I will try to take pics. Hold on

[JYC]

Sucks man... that's NYC plumbing for you.

GL with everything. I'm headed out to the gym now.

[CountryPunk]

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Here's the bathtub flooding

[FunkDaddy]

Maybe the cum on my fapping paper towels will look like boogers/snot so they won't call me a loser for fapping or fapping into a stupid material and flushing it down the toilet, even more stupidly

Wow...nobody can possibly be this stupid.

[WillieS]

I wonder if this thread is just to get your posts up

Anyway, that saw noise is probably a big ass snake that they're putting up the main line. They have big ones that are 3/4 inch thick cables with 3-4 inch hooks at the end that can go as far as 200 feet.

[CountryPunk]

I wonder if this thread is just to get your posts up

Anyway, that saw noise is probably a big ass snake that they're putting up the main line. They have big ones that are 3/4 inch thick cables with 3-4 inch hooks at the end that can go as far as 200 feet.

The plumber just asked me "Did you hear the snake working?"

[Mr. Bowflex]

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Here's the bathtub flooding

Oh damn.

[CountryPunk]

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RIght now the toilet isn't flooding, but here it is at its CALM state. It's much worse when it erupts when water runs.

[CountryPunk]

The plumber has just entered the premises. He is now in my bathroom taking apart my toilet and whatnot. Godamn I'm going to be embarassed. He says "there's something seriously stuck in your bathroom line".

[Flashbax]

What's the strongest substance I can get at a store to unclog both the toilet and bathtub? Mine are clogged and there's literally **** and stuff coming out of the bathtub so I guess both are linked to the same sewage. I need something that can practically eat through metal (just kidding, but you get what I mean). There's some Bounty towels in there, a few used condoms, and large loads of crap I took. Yes it's disgusting but it's all clogged up and I'm too embarassed to call the plumber. The plunger doesn't do **** because that stuff is all the way down there.

Are you aware my kitchen sink is clogged and there's literally **** and stuff coming out of the pipe so I guess both are linked to the same sewage. I need something that can practically eat through metal (just kidding, but you get what I mean). There's some Bounty towels in there, a few used condoms, and large loads of crap I took. Yes it's disgusting but it's all clogged up and I'm too embarassed to call the plumber. The plunger doesn't do **** because that stuff is all the way down there.

[CountryPunk]

Are you aware my kitchen sink is clogged and there's literally **** and stuff coming out of the pipe so I guess both are linked to the same sewage. I need something that can practically eat through metal (just kidding, but you get what I mean). There's some Bounty towels in there, a few used condoms, and large loads of crap I took. Yes it's disgusting but it's all clogged up and I'm too embarassed to call the plumber. The plunger doesn't do **** because that stuff is all the way down there.

It's not my kitchen sink that's clogged...

Oh **** he's not working on the toilet. I thought it sounded like he was, but he's actually doing something to my bathtub drain. Maybe a longass snake again?


I wish they had a plumbing service called "no questions asked" where they just did their job and didn't ask me anything about the crap I put in there.

[Clipto19]

I wish they had a plumbing service called "no questions asked" where they just did their job and didn't ask me anything about the crap I put in there.

LOL

[CountryPunk]

LOL

No, really, wouldn't that be convenient for idiots like me?

[CountryPunk]

Sounds like he worked up he bathtub a bit. Now he's cussing "what the **** did these guys put in here". The toilet still isn't flushing. Ah **** he's pissed now I'm probably ****ed after and my landlord is probably going to kick my ass

[Clipto19]

No, really, wouldn't that be convenient for idiots like me?

yes, but you should be punished.thats life.

[CountryPunk]

yes, but you should be punished.thats life.

Punished for possibly up to 4 years for this? That's like going to prison for jaywalking

[Kicks00]

I had the same thing happen to me. Not due to putting paper towels down the drain, just lived in an old house with tiny pipes and had people living above me. I'd definatly take pictures and document what happend, i.e when you called the landlord, when the problem got fixed, ect. Might have some more problems in the future and it's always good to have that if you ever need to go to the renters board. If you think your pics are bad don't check out mine of the my shower.

[CountryPunk]

I had the same thing happen to me. Not due to putting paper towels down the drain, just lived in an old house with tiny pipes and had people living above me. I'd definatly take pictures and document what happend, i.e when you called the landlord, when the problem got fixed, ect. Might have some more problems in the future and it's always good to have that if you ever need to go to the renters board. If you think your pics are bad don't check out mine of the my shower.

Ew, you actually had whole pieces of crap coming up from your bathtub? Mine are just broken into pieces

[CountryPunk]

Plumber says there's a "soft stoppage" and it should lead to the main sewage at the front or something while he's pushing it out.
I'm afraid this might happen again, but not because of clogging but the holes in the closet pipes and holes in the toilet where water seeps out. But I don't think he's going to tighten the pipes in the closet or tighten the bolts on the toilet seat. He's just going to unclog, and that's it.

[sleukem]

Plumber says there's a "soft stoppage" and it should lead to the main sewage at the front or something while he's pushing it out.
I'm afraid this might happen again, but not because of clogging but the holes in the closet pipes and holes in the toilet where water seeps out. But I don't think he's going to tighten the pipes in the closet or tighten the bolts on the toilet seat. He's just going to unclog, and that's it.

You best be telling him about the problem while he's there. Don't let him leave and the water start seeping out from under the toilet!!! You will just have to call him back. This will really piss him off and he'll charge your a$$ double!

[CountryPunk]

Okay, so plumber just finished and he said the workers who did the job before I moved here did a **** job and now he has to "bring the camerawork" or something but today he has no time. He says flush the toilet with toilet paper and see if it comes out the other side, since the water is now working and toilet flushes a tiny bit better than it didn't before.

[jimsilver]

My last IQ test was in 6th grade and I scored like a 95. Anyway I need to steal some water or something. Why isn't anyone around here nice enough to give me clean water to drink for free instead of the orangish colored water from McDonald toilets that has e. coli in it

95 is pretty low bubz.

[CountryPunk]

95 is pretty low bubz.

It was a joke bubz

[acd]

twirl it around
flush

LOL, OMG I can't stop laughing. LOL

[CountryPunk]

LOL, OMG I can't stop laughing. LOL

So I see you have returned.

So here's the update: Apparently *MOST* things are working fine, but the guy says the plumbing and piping done underground is real ****ty and those are expensive to replace (since you gotta rip out the floor and go underground). The toilet flushes fine and the bathtub water is going down. There's just the matter of the flooded closets/carpet. And also for the best long-term fixes. So far the only fix is not putting anything down the toilet, and if I take a big crap the guy says I should break it down with those bristle thingies into some pieces first before I flush. Other than that, the only other solution is going to the foundation of this whole place and replacing all the pipes which basically is going to run into the thousands of dollars, not to mention the time spent

[CountryPunk]

lol, It got clogged again so the landlord called some different plumbers to use the camera yesterday. There are two broken pipes: one in the main front sewage, and another in the middle of my room. Yes, they have to dig underground in my room to fix the pipe. The landlord says I have to go away for a couple of weeks until they patch up the pipes (because the pipes are literally broken in half and misaligned) so he said he'll call me when it's done.
Damnit wtf I have to "go live somewhere else"? Where the hell am I supposed to go. I don't think my friends want me to stay at their place "for a couple of weeks"...maybe a week tops, but then I gotta start paying them rent, and I have no money because I used all of it to pay rent to my landlord...wtf

So anyway, see you all in a couple of weeks unless I stay somewhere with internet.

[johnsontx]

Wow that sucks.

[DanGK]

so what's the update

it was pretty entertaining thread I must admit

[CountryPunk]

so what's the update

it was pretty entertaining thread I must admit

My last post in the thread was it.

They replaced three pipes under my apartment, and so apparently it's fixed now. I've had no problems since, so far.