Greetings & Salutations to the Ladies of the Female Bodybuilding section!
It has come to my attention that some of you are having a hard time coping with your newfound badunkadunk, while others share a pride that can only come from countless A2G & parallel squats. I believe that it is fair time that we unite and share the glory and merriment of acquiring a squat booty.
Share your tales of being a 'noassatal' survivor, talk of how your so-so booty became curvaceous & beauteous, or whatever suits your fancy.
This organization welcomes all of our sisters in Iron, thus adapting a revolving admission and alleviating the need to assign a number to each member
Letters
ASS to grass...
Paraphernalia
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The member formally known as LadyMystique80
A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority!
MISC Fire Team 2
Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.
Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!
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Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.
Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!
Did you try switching to sumo squats? My ass grew an inch from a few months of those
We don't do flowers, pins, badges, and sorority house...we're too hardcore. Instead we do sorority supplement, pledge pink dumbbells, sorority sister weight belt, sorority gym.
Sorority Supplement:
(Dat Dere Cell-Tech is as hardcore as u can get!)
Pledge Pink Dumbbell:
Sorority Weight Belt:
Sorority Gym:
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A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority!
MISC Fire Team 2
Last edited by ladymystique80; 07-18-2007 at 10:16 AM.
Anyone who posts here saying that they're in is in!
Alpha Sigma Sigma needs to get its charter chapter together
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Originally Posted by HeatherAC
Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.
Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!
You Squat, therefore you are a sister! We are here to help & support like a great designer Bra.
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Originally Posted by terracotta
Did you try switching to sumo squats? My ass grew an inch from a few months of those
See? The sisters respond to another's call faster than a un-clamped weight plate falling from a noob's o-bar
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The member formally known as LadyMystique80
A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority!
MISC Fire Team 2
Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too
Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.
Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER
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Originally Posted by lulublue
I don't have a huge booty but squats have definitely helped to lift and firm the buttocks
I also do a million other exercises as well for legs/bootay though so really I think a good combination is what you need for true bootyliciousness
You are a wise sister in iron. Although our hearts are devoted to the Squat Rack, we all must dedicate time & devotion to the lunge, stiff-legged deadlift, calve raises and the like. Squat to the core, but always yearn for more!
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Originally Posted by Amanda76
Is there an initiation into this serority?
After we organize a sizable number for our charter chapter, we can decide how to initiate potential members. (I vote for walking lunges with pledge pink dumbbells during peak gym times)
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The member formally known as LadyMystique80
A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority!
MISC Fire Team 2
Last edited by ladymystique80; 07-17-2007 at 09:17 PM.
Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too
Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.
Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER
Yes Jon and DonMega are suitable candidates for the ASSWATCHER team, they have been training for many years to gain these highly sought after positions
Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too
Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.
Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER
You are a wise sister in iron. Although our hearts are devoted to the Squat Rack, we all must dedicate time & devotion to the lunge, stiff-legged deadlift, calve raises and the like. Squat to the core, but always yearn for more!
After we organize a sizable number for our charter chapter, we can decide how to initiate potential members. (I vote for walking lunges with pledge pink dumbbells during peak gym times)
I love it! This is going to be wayyyyy toooo much fun!
That means he has to take it off, right? I'm game... :-P
You had me at Whip...and then take it off...
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Originally Posted by lulublue
Yes Jon and DonMega are suitable candidates for the ASSWATCHER team, they have been training for many years to gain these highly sought after positions
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I do 100's of squats a week millions to this day...my ass will be hot one day (it kinda already is, I mean people tell me LOL) Im so in.
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A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority
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I'll be a good candidate, besides that I'm already an *ss man. ha ha
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