Squat Booty Sorority

[Sable_Strenua]

Greetings & Salutations to the Ladies of the Female Bodybuilding section!

It has come to my attention that some of you are having a hard time coping with your newfound badunkadunk, while others share a pride that can only come from countless A2G & parallel squats. I believe that it is fair time that we unite and share the glory and merriment of acquiring a squat booty.

Share your tales of being a 'noassatal' survivor, talk of how your so-so booty became curvaceous & beauteous, or whatever suits your fancy.

This organization welcomes all of our sisters in Iron, thus adapting a revolving admission and alleviating the need to assign a number to each member

Letters


ASS to grass...

Paraphernalia

[DonMegaR]

subscribed

[lulublue]

Oh I am so in baby
am I A?????

[HeatherAC]

Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.

Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!

[lulublue]

I don't have a huge booty but squats have definitely helped to lift and firm the buttocks

I also do a million other exercises as well for legs/bootay though so really I think a good combination is what you need for true bootyliciousness

[terracotta]

Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.

Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!

Did you try switching to sumo squats? My ass grew an inch from a few months of those

[Sable_Strenua]

We don't do flowers, pins, badges, and sorority house...we're too hardcore. Instead we do sorority supplement, pledge pink dumbbells, sorority sister weight belt, sorority gym.


Sorority Supplement:

(Dat Dere Cell-Tech is as hardcore as u can get!)



Pledge Pink Dumbbell:




Sorority Weight Belt:




Sorority Gym:

[lulublue]

sorority protein powder = CellTech????

[Amanda76]

Is there an initiation into this serority?

[lulublue]

Is there an initiation into this serority?

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

[Amanda76]

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

That means he has to take it off, right? I'm game... :-P

[Sable_Strenua]

Oh I am so in baby
am I A?????

Anyone who posts here saying that they're in is in!
Alpha Sigma Sigma needs to get its charter chapter together

Yeah, well - see - here's the problem: i've been doing squats below parallel for over a year and I still have NO ASS!!!!! Sounds funny for a girl that weighs this much I know, trust me, it's in plenty of other unwanted areas instead.

Yes, I'm doing them right. Unfortunately, I still have way to much flubber in the way of the muscles!

You Squat, therefore you are a sister! We are here to help & support like a great designer Bra.

Did you try switching to sumo squats? My ass grew an inch from a few months of those

See? The sisters respond to another's call faster than a un-clamped weight plate falling from a noob's o-bar

[lulublue]

That means he has to take it off, right? I'm game... :-P

That was the idea!!

I have no doubt Don will take one for the sisters and do us this solid

[MistyT]

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

Oh I am so in!

Even in just the last few weeks of working out, my butt is gaining a new firmness to it! Gosh I love it!

[Jon1989]

I like this thread. Woohoo!

[Sable_Strenua]

subscribed

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too

Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.

Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER

I don't have a huge booty but squats have definitely helped to lift and firm the buttocks

I also do a million other exercises as well for legs/bootay though so really I think a good combination is what you need for true bootyliciousness

You are a wise sister in iron. Although our hearts are devoted to the Squat Rack, we all must dedicate time & devotion to the lunge, stiff-legged deadlift, calve raises and the like. Squat to the core, but always yearn for more!

Is there an initiation into this serority?

After we organize a sizable number for our charter chapter, we can decide how to initiate potential members. (I vote for walking lunges with pledge pink dumbbells during peak gym times)

[Jon1989]

subscribed

lol ha ha me to DonMega!

[lulublue]

Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too

Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.

Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER

Yes Jon and DonMega are suitable candidates for the ASSWATCHER team, they have been training for many years to gain these highly sought after positions

[Jon1989]

^Ooo, cool. Can't wait. I'll be a good candidate, besides that I'm already an *ss man. ha ha

[MistyT]

Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too

Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.

Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER



You are a wise sister in iron. Although our hearts are devoted to the Squat Rack, we all must dedicate time & devotion to the lunge, stiff-legged deadlift, calve raises and the like. Squat to the core, but always yearn for more!



After we organize a sizable number for our charter chapter, we can decide how to initiate potential members. (I vote for walking lunges with pledge pink dumbbells during peak gym times)

I love it! This is going to be wayyyyy toooo much fun!

[Sable_Strenua]

Squat Booty Sorority Honorary Sisters

Monica Brant

(no lesbo)



Alicia Marie

sorry...still no lesbo



GI Joe's Lady Jaye

well in HER case....(j/k)



Sorority Symbol:
Amazon Warrior

[Jon1989]

This thread just keeps getting better and better with time. Can't wait for a couple of days and check back here. Heck we may even have actual members.

[lulublue]

OMG Alicia Marie is so damn fiiiiine

(no lesbo)

[anb1683]

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

That means he has to take it off, right? I'm game... :-P

You had me at Whip...and then take it off...

Yes Jon and DonMega are suitable candidates for the ASSWATCHER team, they have been training for many years to gain these highly sought after positions

X2

I do 100's of squats a week millions to this day...my ass will be hot one day (it kinda already is, I mean people tell me LOL) Im so in.

[anb1683]

(NO LEZBO)

Grew up with this girl and seriously, one of the nicest asses I have ever seen, Its hard and bubbly

[Sable_Strenua]

(NO LEZBO)

Grew up with this girl and seriously, one of the nicest asses I have ever seen, Its hard and bubbly

We shall send her an honorary membership to Alpha Sigma Sigma

What is her name?

[anb1683]

We shall send her an honorary membership to Alpha Sigma Sigma

What is her name?

Christy Hemme. She was a WWE Diva then moved over to TNA and does other modeling...She was in Playboy as well



Her sister is like my sister, we all grew up together LOL I've felt her ass before LOL, its like what I strive for...I have a long way.

[Amanda76]

Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too

Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.

Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER

An honorable title, indeed.

Pink dumbbells frighten me...

[DonMegaR]

yep Don Mega has to whip you with his white towel

That means he has to take it off, right? I'm game... :-P

That was the idea!!

I have no doubt Don will take one for the sisters and do us this solid

Just like frats have their sweethearts, we have our own too

Friends of Alpha Sigma Sigma - WAiting To Cater to Her every need.

Also referred to as ASS - WATCHER

oh my

do not get me started...
and yes ass watcher reporting for duty

upon request i will meet with any lady and critique her squat/lunge form... very closely... maybe hands on?

[Mises]

I like where this is going...