ITT: I give relationship advice

[Caesar735]

Instead of everyone PM'ing me, this will be easier and other people will learn from your failures. Post whatever story/situation you need advice with, and I will tell you exactly what to do for maximum success. If I need to I will PM you with follow up help.

[DocHol1day]

I got so sick of the PM's I just let my inbox fill up...

[Punisher1012]

I got so sick of the PM's I just let my inbox fill up...

I got sick of giving advice they wont listen to so I just watch how they make threads saying we were right and how they should had listened to us

[Caesar735]

I got so sick of the PM's I just let my inbox fill up...

I got sick of giving advice they wont listen to so I just watch how they make threads saying we were right and how they should had listened to us

We can triple team it, lol.

I've seen docholidays advice, I might've joined too late to see any of yours punisher.

But generally yeah, people will ask ****, get perfect advice and completely disregard.

[dab1987]

Girl can't decide if she can handle a relationship with her current schedule. (Full time student, active member in sorority, applying/preparing for law school, she's a junior, 20y/o). Ideally she wants to separate and in the future try again bc she claims im the person she wants to be with.

I'm willing to let her to do what she wants, but I'm not sure if I should wait for her to come around. I'd never want to deter someone from pursuing a successful life.

Been together a year and half. In love with the girl. But also wouldn't mind being single for a while. What to do?

Thanks brah

[DunkinD]

We can triple team it, lol.

I've seen docholidays advice, I might've joined too late to see any of yours punisher.

But generally yeah, people will ask ****, get perfect advice and completely disregard.

Lets hope people take the advice given and actually put it to good use in the real world. But most of the time it takes a few times for the advice to sink in and realize the RH misc is always right when it comes to relationship issues.

[Bracket199]

K, I have a quick question.

This girl and I are doing well. I see potential GF material in the future. I know how RH says "all women are whores/sluts/etc." and that's fine and dandy, but I think she will be loyal "for the time being".

Sounds bad, but I really like this chick, and she likes me too. Problem is, she's probably going to go to camp this summer for her 2 months off. I was asking a long-time friend of her camp experiences, and she says people fool around a ton at camps. She even told me the camp she went to, tons of people fool around/fcuk.

That's the same camp "potential girlfriend" will go to, and went to last year.

My question is this, should I get into a relationship with her knowing that by the end of June, I'm going to just end it because I have a good feeling she will fool around with others? (And, if she isn't in town for 2 full months of summer, what sort of fcuking will I do? )

Thanks in advance!

[FunkDaddy]

Girl can't decide if she can handle a relationship with her current schedule. (Full time student, active member in sorority, applying/preparing for law school, she's a junior, 20y/o). Ideally she wants to separate and in the future try again bc she claims im the person she wants to be with.

I'm willing to let her to do what she wants, but I'm not sure if I should wait for her to come around. I'd never want to deter someone from pursuing a successful life.

Been together a year and half. In love with the girl. But also wouldn't mind being single for a while. What to do?

Thanks brah

Sorry but do you really need somebody to point out the obvious? You both aren't invested in the relationship at this moment, end it and maybe in the future you guys can get back together...but DO NOT wait for her. You'll just be miserable and be absolutely devastated if she finds somebody else and doesn't want you back.

[eXistenceLies]

What if one likes this girl who is an 8/10 to him, has a kid from a Hispanic guy, is 27 years old and is single. Btw the kid i think is 3 or 4. I dunno. Met her through a friend of a friend and i asked her out to sushi wed and she said yes.

I dont know if want to pursue or what, but damn shes sooo hot.

[FunkDaddy]

What if one likes this girl who is an 8/10 to him, has a kid from a Hispanic guy, is 27 years old and is single. Btw the kid i think is 3 or 4. I dunno. Met her through a friend of a friend and i asked her out to sushi wed and she said yes.

I dont know if want to pursue or what, but damn shes sooo hot.

Uh...what's the problem?

Either you're ok with the fact she has a kid or you aren't, how the fuk are we supposed to know?

[eXistenceLies]

Uh...what's the problem?

Either you're ok with the fact she has a kid or you aren't, how the fuk are we supposed to know?

Hahaha...Just wanted to see the responses..Alright riddle me this.. She posted this on my picture the other day. "damn you should dress like a douche more often I didn't know you had those kind of guns" then posted on a another picture of sushi "YUMMY!!!!!!!". So i pmed her asking to take her out and she agreed. Wed is the date.

[Caesar735]

Girl can't decide if she can handle a relationship with her current schedule. (Full time student, active member in sorority, applying/preparing for law school, she's a junior, 20y/o). Ideally she wants to separate and in the future try again bc she claims im the person she wants to be with.

I'm willing to let her to do what she wants, but I'm not sure if I should wait for her to come around. I'd never want to deter someone from pursuing a successful life.

Been together a year and half. In love with the girl. But also wouldn't mind being single for a while. What to do?

Thanks brah

If a girl says she isn't sure, you should just move on. Girls think it all the time, but if she comes out and says it to you then your best bet is to just walk. Even if things work out now, further down the road she could easily pull the same **** when things come up. You don't want to waste anymore time with this girl, if you want a srs relationship you want a girl who has the "we can make this work through anything" attitude.

Tell her you agree, her schedule will get in the way and move on. (srs)

K, I have a quick question.

This girl and I are doing well. I see potential GF material in the future. I know how RH says "all women are whores/sluts/etc." and that's fine and dandy, but I think she will be loyal "for the time being".

Sounds bad, but I really like this chick, and she likes me too. Problem is, she's probably going to go to camp this summer for her 2 months off. I was asking a long-time friend of her camp experiences, and she says people fool around a ton at camps. She even told me the camp she went to, tons of people fool around/fcuk.

That's the same camp "potential girlfriend" will go to, and went to last year.

My question is this, should I get into a relationship with her knowing that by the end of June, I'm going to just end it because I have a good feeling she will fool around with others? (And, if she isn't in town for 2 full months of summer, what sort of fcuking will I do? )

Thanks in advance!

She might not fool around on you at camp, she could be 100% loyal. Either way dude, you should walk on this relationship. You're a pretty good looking kid (no homo), and you are young as fukk. You seriously do NOT need to be in a srs relationship before you are 24-25. You probably won't listen to this advice, but when you get to your mid 20's you're going to wish that you ducked out of more relationships and ****ed more girls. There is a .00000000000000001% you will marry this girl, so why play those odds?

It will be hard because you feel like you're in love with her, but really you should just have fun, **** her until she leaves for her camp, then move on. PM me or post back in here if you need more insight/advice on this subject.

What if one likes this girl who is an 8/10 to him, has a kid from a Hispanic guy, is 27 years old and is single. Btw the kid i think is 3 or 4. I dunno. Met her through a friend of a friend and i asked her out to sushi wed and she said yes.

I dont know if want to pursue or what, but damn shes sooo hot.

One word answer. Kids.

Yes, dating some single moms will work out in profit and she will love you for helping her with the kid, the kid will love you and you'll all grow old together, but 99% of the time this will end badly for you. You should just move on before you get involved in this. She might not put out easily, so after you take her out you'll do it again because you think she will after the 2nd date. Don't play this dumb mindgame with her, just cancel on the date and move on.

Again, you DO NOT want to get involved with a girl with a kid because of (1) her emotional probs (2) if the baby daddy appears (3) the kid drama.

inb4 she has you babysitting her kid lol

[FunkDaddy]

Hahaha...Just wanted to see the responses..Alright riddle me this.. She posted this on my picture the other day. "damn you should dress like a douche more often I didn't know you had those kind of guns" then posted on a another picture of sushi "YUMMY!!!!!!!". So i pmed her asking to take her out and she agreed. Wed is the date.

Dude, I honestly don't understand the riddle/dilemma/problem/etc? Is it the fact that she had a kid? Personally, at my age, though it is more common, I don't really jive with it, I want my own FunkBabies.

[eXistenceLies]

Dude, I honestly don't understand the riddle/dilemma/problem/etc? Is it the fact that she had a kid? Personally, at my age, though it is more common, I don't really jive with it, I want my own FunkBabies.

Honestly im not even sure that i want kids or to be married. I just think she looks good and is great to hang out with. I met her when i went bowling with my friend and met her through him. She even jacked me for my turn while i was at the bar getting drinks. She laughed at me and said your loss. Im like wtf. Anyways just seeing were it leads. Never know she could be a good f buddy or not. I honestly would not care if i get friend zoned or not.

[Bracket199]

She might not fool around on you at camp, she could be 100% loyal. Either way dude, you should walk on this relationship. You're a pretty good looking kid (no homo), and you are young as fukk. You seriously do NOT need to be in a srs relationship before you are 24-25. You probably won't listen to this advice, but when you get to your mid 20's you're going to wish that you ducked out of more relationships and ****ed more girls. There is a .00000000000000001% you will marry this girl, so why play those odds?

It will be hard because you feel like you're in love with her, but really you should just have fun, **** her until she leaves for her camp, then move on. PM me or post back in here if you need more insight/advice on this subject.

Thanks . Nah, I don't LOVE her, but I liked her a lot last year too, she really liked me too, I just never made a move (stress in school).

I know I shouldn't be looking long-term, cause I always think in the future, but should I just go for the short-term and get some fcuking in? Honestly, I know I'm good looking, but I'm still a virgin.

If people ask I usually lie about it since most people are surprised that I haven't been laid yet.

Thanks for advice though, bud. I was talking to a few people about this yesterday too.

[FunkDaddy]

Honestly im not even sure that i want kids or to be married. I just think she looks good and is great to hang out with. I met her when i went bowling with my friend and met her through him. She even jacked me for my turn while i was at the bar getting drinks. She laughed at me and said your loss. Im like wtf. Anyways just seeing were it leads. Never know she could be a good f buddy or not. I honestly would not care if i get friend zoned or not.

And there's your answer Just don't lead her on. Make it clear you're interested in casual/fuk buddy type scenario. When she starts bringing the kid on your dates, you know it's going in a direction you don't want it to. Just be straight up with her brotato.

[hitmanheena]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=131370333

Any help would be appreciated

[eXistenceLies]

And there's your answer Just don't lead her on. Make it clear you're interested in casual/fuk buddy type scenario. When she starts bringing the kid on your dates, you know it's going in a direction you don't want it to. Just be straight up with her brotato.

I knew of her a few months ago but was always insecure to talk with her. Prob cause of my skin color (pale). Now that i have been using melanotan 2 and have gotten a good tan. I am now more confident and be hitting on chicks like crazy. Also getting a lot of positive feed back too...But yea after that comment she made im pretty sure she had some what of attraction towards me and that she is letting me take her out Wed.

[bdub69]

What if one likes this girl who is an 8/10 to him, has a kid from a Hispanic guy, is 27 years old and is single. Btw the kid i think is 3 or 4. I dunno. Met her through a friend of a friend and i asked her out to sushi wed and she said yes.

I dont know if want to pursue or what, but damn shes sooo hot.

Seriously dating a girl with a kid is trouble. The kid will always come first before you. They are fun to bang though. lol

[eXistenceLies]

Seriously dating a girl with a kid is trouble. The kid will always come first before you. They are fun to bang though. lol

and i respect that

[Caesar735]

Thanks . Nah, I don't LOVE her, but I liked her a lot last year too, she really liked me too, I just never made a move (stress in school).

I know I shouldn't be looking long-term, cause I always think in the future, but should I just go for the short-term and get some fcuking in? Honestly, I know I'm good looking, but I'm still a virgin.

If people ask I usually lie about it since most people are surprised that I haven't been laid yet.

Thanks for advice though, bud. I was talking to a few people about this yesterday too.

Yeah, I'd just **** her for now. You're 19, so you might as well get the first time out of the way now. If you need any advice on that, PM me also. It's not a big deal and it's way overhyped, plus if you perform like **** the first time, who really gives a ****. You should **** her soon so you can use her as your first time practice-mat. Just **** the **** out of her from now till she leaves for camp, your skill will improve 100x because it'll be the same girl and you can learn what works by changing the things you do and seeing the effect it has on her. I remember your post about you going to Cuba or something too, and idk if this is the same girl but if you need any help finally getting her in bed or what to do then, PM me obv.

[Caesar735]

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showth...hp?t=131370333

Any help would be appreciated

You're 19, so this works in your favor. You don't need to make anything official at all. You're already getting sex, so why ruin things when the whole point of a relationship is sex.

Enjoy what you have now, and since you're not in a relationship, don't be afraid to pick up a side piece and **** her on your offdays.

[hitmanheena]

You're 19, so this works in your favor. You don't need to make anything official at all. You're already getting sex, so why ruin things when the whole point of a relationship is sex.

Enjoy what you have now, and since you're not in a relationship, don't be afraid to pick up a side piece and **** her on your offdays.

Thanks for the advice but I actually like this girl. I ****ed plenty of whores that disgust me before but with this girl id be upset if I caught her with another guy. Hence I want to put my stamp on her

[mvk]

i'm strong beta so i don't like to make topics asking for help but since this one's here...

been hanging out on a dating site. after a few messages i usually offer email and AIM/start trying to make meeting plans/getting the number. problem is that i'm only free on saturday and sunday and i don't control the rate that the messaging escalates there. i feel that what we have online can definitely dissipate as the conversation goes in that direction due to the timing.

any ideas? i feel wicked beta just for asking but i am definitely lacking.

[Caesar735]

Thanks for the advice but I actually like this girl. I ****ed plenty of whores that disgust me before but with this girl id be upset if I caught her with another guy. Hence I want to put my stamp on her

You feel like that, but don't bother. If you pressure her on it, you come off looking beta and she loses interest in you. If you really want her, blow her off sometimes and say you have a date with another girl that night. She will get jealous and want to make you her bf if she likes you enough. Beware though, it could blow up in your face and she stops ****ing with you.

Your call

i'm strong beta so i don't like to make topics asking for help but since this one's here...

been hanging out on a dating site. after a few messages i usually offer email and AIM/start trying to make meeting plans/getting the number. problem is that i'm only free on saturday and sunday and i don't control the rate that the messaging escalates there. i feel that what we have online can definitely dissipate as the conversation goes in that direction due to the timing.

any ideas? i feel wicked beta just for asking but i am definitely lacking.

I'm not sure exactly what you mean, clarify if you can so I can better help you.

If you mean that the conversation dies before the weekend comes, slow down your messaging online to time it better. Or just have phone convos until you meet them on the weekend. It's better for you that you don't appear available to meet her whenever she wants, so don't worry too much about it. You just have to get your timing right or fill the gap with phone conversations.

If that's not what you meant, then explain more and I'll help you out.

[hitmanheena]

You feel like that, but don't bother. If you pressure her on it, you come off looking beta and she loses interest in you. If you really want her, blow her off sometimes and say you have a date with another girl that night. She will get jealous and want to make you her bf if she likes you enough. Beware though, it could blow up in your face and she stops ****ing with you.

Your call

Something like that happened before. When we were all going out her whore friend drunk waaay too much and had to be taken home. She said to stay "if I wanted" and I did want to so I stayed out

While we were out there was this mad cougar chick grinding on me for awhile and of course someone told her I hooked up with a 30 yr old. When she asked about it I didn't deny it and said I was pretty drunk just to wind her up. She's still ****ing me tho

Anyway I'm just gonna let her make the first move but if she gets with another guy I'll probrably cut it off

Repped

edit: you must spread some reputation before giving it to Caesar735 again

[mvk]

If you mean that the conversation dies before the weekend comes, slow down your messaging online to time it better. Or just have phone convos until you meet them on the weekend. It's better for you that you don't appear available to meet her whenever she wants, so don't worry too much about it. You just have to get your timing right or fill the gap with phone conversations.

i think you answered what i wrote just fine... i guess i don't feel i have a ton of control on the pace of the conversation. ideally i like to have an exchange of like 1-3 messages a day between the three of us. but it's awkward if i write them, get a message back like 20 minutes after that, and i'm still online and just don't answer until 24 hours later.

i don't like to message too much after i make plans, and i don't like to make plans too far in advance. together, the lack of time makes it tough to plan dates. i was talking to a chick last week i liked and i went for a sunday date (only free day this week). sent the invite thursday morning and didn't hear from her 'til friday night at which point i knew she'd be ducking it pretty much (gave me a bull**** excuse about her coworker breaking her wrist). didn't leave any time to really step it up with the other chicks i'd been talking to this week, so i wound up doing nothing sunday. thing is, i can talk to many women at a time but i can only choose one to ask out at a time just due to logistics.

dunno if that makes sense, there's no specific question in there. sorry for rant and ****. if you can advise that would be great.

[Caesar735]

Something like that happened before. When we were all going out her whore friend drunk waaay too much and had to be taken home. She said to stay "if I wanted" and I did want to so I stayed out

While we were out there was this mad cougar chick grinding on me for awhile and of course someone told her I hooked up with a 30 yr old. When she asked about it I didn't deny it and said I was pretty drunk just to wind her up. She's still ****ing me tho

Anyway I'm just gonna let her make the first move but if she gets with another guy I'll probrably cut it off

Repped

edit: you must spread some reputation before giving it to Caesar735 again

Yeah, that's your best bet for now. If you lose her, not a single **** was given by you anyways.

i think you answered what i wrote just fine... i guess i don't feel i have a ton of control on the pace of the conversation. ideally i like to have an exchange of like 1-3 messages a day between the three of us. but it's awkward if i write them, get a message back like 20 minutes after that, and i'm still online and just don't answer until 24 hours later.

i don't like to message too much after i make plans, and i don't like to make plans too far in advance. together, the lack of time makes it tough to plan dates. i was talking to a chick last week i liked and i went for a sunday date (only free day this week). sent the invite thursday morning and didn't hear from her 'til friday night at which point i knew she'd be ducking it pretty much (gave me a bull**** excuse about her coworker breaking her wrist). didn't leave any time to really step it up with the other chicks i'd been talking to this week, so i wound up doing nothing sunday. thing is, i can talk to many women at a time but i can only choose one to ask out at a time just due to logistics.

dunno if that makes sense, there's no specific question in there. sorry for rant and ****. if you can advise that would be great.

Some basic info on you would help, like age, city, job/or do you go to school

If you have these kind of time constraints, it will be hard to date or keep a girlfriend. I don't know how long you are under these time limits, so telling me that will help me give you better advice too. If it's a temporary thing, I'd forget dating and just go out to clubs and **** drunk girls. If it's more of a permanent thing, then I'll have to think about it and get back to you.

[mvk]

Some basic info on you would help, like age, city, job/or do you go to school

If you have these kind of time constraints, it will be hard to date or keep a girlfriend. I don't know how long you are under these time limits, so telling me that will help me give you better advice too. If it's a temporary thing, I'd forget dating and just go out to clubs and **** drunk girls. If it's more of a permanent thing, then I'll have to think about it and get back to you.

haha the more i read this the more i think 'yeah maybe i shouldn't go for it right now'

i just graduated college (all my friends are back at school since i'm a semester early) and i'm working full time at my dad's company living with my parents. he works late so i get back at 8 and i'm in a suburb way outside the city which is more of the hub without my own car.

i've got another job lined up that should start in a few months and i'll be living in brooklyn by myself then, with consistent public transport. so i'm not looking for anything real right now, just looking in general.

unfortunately my situation isn't really great for clubs and nailing drunk chicks either. oh well, just gonna suck it up and power through until i move.

[xLucky7]

posted something like this b4 but got some new stuff to add.

girl younger than me has a bf. but i added her on fb and she'll like post hearts on my wall and she'll tell me im really cute and all this and its confusing the phuck out of me. today she bbm'd me and said "good morning love <3" so i just responded and added a <3 too (but i never send her a heart unless she sends me one first). and then she told me next time im in here city were chilling so that really confused me...

what do misc? im thinkin of just continuing what im doing but not advancing cus technically she has a bf...