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07-11-2007, 03:41 PM
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Registered User
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Your Favorite Questions in the Forum?
You guys know you have them! Here are some of mine... 
1) HELP!!! I need to lose 50lbs in 2 weeks. How much cardio should I do?
2) My girlfriend asked me to post on here because she's shy. What kind of exercises should I tell her to do to tone up her a$$?
3) Hey guys - I'd like to put on some muscle and I was wondering if you could take a look at my diet and let me know what you think? M1: 1/2 stalk of celery; M2: Lipo 6 + 2 carrot sticks; M3: 4 animal crackers. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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07-11-2007, 03:42 PM
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Molecular Nutrition
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Is creatine a steroid?
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07-11-2007, 03:47 PM
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Dark Sarcasm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by cal62887
Is creatine a steroid?
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???
i thought it was a drug like aspirin
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07-11-2007, 03:49 PM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by breathingsky
3) Hey guys - I'd like to put on some muscle and I was wondering if you could take a look at my diet and let me know what you think? M1: 1/2 stalk of celery; M2: Lipo 6 + 2 carrot sticks; M3: 4 animal crackers. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!
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LOVE IT!
Mine is. Anything having to do with "I don't want to lift weights because I'm afraid I'll get too big"
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07-11-2007, 03:53 PM
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Geeky
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I'm a 130 pound guy trying to build muscle but it's impossible for me to gain weight. I eat 1300 calories a day. What do I do?
I eat whatever I want, I exercise once in a while, and I'm fat. Which fat burner should I take?
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Last edited by moon girl; 07-11-2007 at 03:54 PM.
Reason: More!
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07-11-2007, 03:57 PM
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MaXiMuS dOrKuS
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Anything to do with "What do you girls think..." it's so cute how curious boys are about us LOL
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07-11-2007, 04:06 PM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anb1683
Anything to do with "What do you girls think..." it's so cute how curious boys are about us LOL
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so true!
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07-11-2007, 04:13 PM
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Dark Sarcasm
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Quote:
Originally Posted by MistyT
LOVE IT!
Mine is. Anything having to do with "I don't want to lift weights because I'm afraid I'll get too big"
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Damn i hear that at gym from girls almost every day...
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07-11-2007, 04:23 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anb1683
Anything to do with "What do you girls think..." it's so cute how curious boys are about us LOL
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So uh... what do you think?  Mine's this one.
"why is it bad to masturbate if u wanna get strong?"
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=3607681
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07-11-2007, 04:35 PM
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Chicago Bears #1
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My favorite thread of all time was: Can I use my dog for bench press?
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07-11-2007, 04:44 PM
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MaXiMuS dOrKuS
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Originally Posted by Jon1989
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Is it?? I didnt look at the thread LOL
Quote:
Originally Posted by nockowt1
My favorite thread of all time was: Can I use my dog for bench press?
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That made me LOL
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*To Uncover your true potential you must find your own limits and then have the courage to blow past them.
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07-11-2007, 04:51 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by anb1683
Is it?? I didnt look at the thread LOL
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Nope, heck no, so go ahead rub away. Don't know why the kid thought that. What does he think, that doing it is actually your Testosterone coming out? I don't get him.
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07-11-2007, 04:56 PM
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Mr. Breeze
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon1989
Nope, heck no, so go ahead rub away. Don't know why the kid thought that. What does he think, that doing it is actually your Testosterone coming out? I don't get him.
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Thats why I left the teen section. Cant stand the immaturity bro. I think we are alright in here. So ladies, what do you think? lol..... lol...
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07-11-2007, 04:58 PM
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MaXiMuS dOrKuS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon1989
Nope, heck no, so go ahead rub away. Don't know why the kid thought that. What does he think, that doing it is actually your Testosterone coming out? I don't get him.
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He'll probably turn into an Alpha guy
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Originally Posted by smallfry06
Thats why I left the teen section. Cant stand the immaturity bro. I think we are alright in here. So ladies, what do you think? lol..... lol...
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I don't mind at all. I enjoy your guys company.
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A∑∑ - The Squat Booty Sorority
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*We all have the power to change, but it's the will to change that sets us apart.
*To Uncover your true potential you must find your own limits and then have the courage to blow past them.
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07-11-2007, 05:02 PM
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Banned
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smallfry06
Thats why I left the teen section. Cant stand the immaturity bro. I think we are alright in here. So ladies, what do you think? lol..... lol...
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Yeah man, I basically gave up there. But heck it's alot funner talking to Miss's.
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07-11-2007, 05:03 PM
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Mr. Breeze
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon1989
Yeah man, I basically gave up there. But heck it's alot funner talking to Miss's.
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Hells ya, when isnt it fun talkin to teh ladies.
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07-11-2007, 05:25 PM
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"Fun Size"
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My favourite would have to be
I just do weights on my upper body because my legs are too big and fat already.
Well what the hell do you think is going to make them smaller then???????
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07-11-2007, 06:25 PM
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U.S. Marine Corps
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Whats average penis size <--- sparks a 10 page thread every time
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07-11-2007, 06:38 PM
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Meh
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The increase your size one was hilarious...seems to be dieing down now though.
My favorites are ones like:
1) I don't want to get huge! How much can I lift?
2) How can I lose weight without dieting or exercising?
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07-11-2007, 07:06 PM
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Affably Content
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Jon1989
Nope, heck no, so go ahead rub away. Don't know why the kid thought that. What does he think, that doing it is actually your Testosterone coming out? I don't get him.
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The sad thing is that there is a new thread on this topic created approximately every 9.3 seconds......
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A dyslexic guy walks into a bra...
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07-11-2007, 07:07 PM
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Affably Content
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Quote:
Originally Posted by smallfry06
Thats why I left the teen section. Cant stand the immaturity bro. I think we are alright in here. So ladies, what do you think? lol..... lol...
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smallfry, you're ok in my book!
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07-11-2007, 07:10 PM
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"Fun Size"
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Quote:
Originally Posted by HeatherAC
smallfry, you're ok in my book!
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x2
always welcome darling
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07-11-2007, 10:46 PM
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Chicago Bears #1
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I can't remember what the thread was about, but there was a guy on here that asked a question and then answered it in the same thread. He was basically having a conversation with himself. I'm going to try finding it because it was one of the funniest things I've seen on here.
I know not too long ago in the Powerlifting section there were a lot of these type questions: I'm XX years old and I can lift XX lbs is this good? If I keep lifting for ten years will I be a world record holder?
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07-11-2007, 10:48 PM
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Chicago Bears #1
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I have another one:
Do you pro bodybuilders use steroids?
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07-11-2007, 11:18 PM
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Banned
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Your Favorite Questions in the Forum?
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07-11-2007, 11:41 PM
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MaXiMuS dOrKuS
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Quote:
Originally Posted by konvicted
Your Favorite Questions in the Forum?
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Thats cute. and so are you 
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07-11-2007, 11:42 PM
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Viet - Cong
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Quote:
Originally Posted by DonMegaR
Whats average penis size <--- sparks a 10 page thread every time
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Very true.
"I got a girl's phone # and called her 5 times in one day. I left a message telling her about the 5 times I called and then told her she's my soul mate. She didn't return the call, should I call her again?" -30-
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07-11-2007, 11:46 PM
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Peeing through a strainer
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Below 30
Very true.
"I got a girl's phone # and called her 5 times in one day. I left a message telling her about the 5 times I called and then told her she's my soul mate. She didn't return the call, should I call her again?" -30-
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That is always a good one!
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07-12-2007, 01:43 AM
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Banned
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I laugh when I see the, "What do u think my bodyfat iz??/?" threads anywhere - ESPECIALLY if it's made by a female on the teen forum. Then all the hormone-driven idiots throw ass-kissing, e-flirtatious guesses ranging from 12%-18% when the girl clearly has NO muscle and/or definition and is at the least, 20%+.
stfu and get tested instead of having morons flatter you with inaccurate, generous guesses.
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07-12-2007, 01:47 AM
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Viet - Cong
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Interesting. How would she think people would be able to guess her body fat % from a low res cell phone cam picture? Logic is lost on that method -30-
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