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07-10-2007, 09:43 PM
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EMBARASSING- GF's mom caught me AC SLatering!
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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07-10-2007, 09:45 PM
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AC Slatering! LOL
true story?
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07-10-2007, 09:45 PM
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LOL
epic post of the night
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07-10-2007, 09:45 PM
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Are you aware Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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07-10-2007, 09:45 PM
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07-10-2007, 09:46 PM
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who poops like that?! im going to try it nonetheless
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Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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07-10-2007, 09:48 PM
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wow this is too funny to be true
5 star thread though
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lol, funny story
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07-10-2007, 09:48 PM
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damn now i have to try it at a friends house.
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Jesus Christ... what the hell is wrong with you?
If this story is true, I feel BAD for you son.
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07-10-2007, 09:48 PM
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you pooped in your girlfriends parents bathroom?
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thats the funniest thing ive ever heard, i dont get y would u try such a risqe position at someone elses house
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Why in the world would you decide "this'll be a great time to try AC Slatering?" You couldn't wait to try it in the confines of your own bathroom?? Lol, I hope she rips you a new one lol.
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"she forces me on top of her bed, and jumps on top of me. She then says "lets have dirty sex". Then all of a sudden, i pulled out a snail ...this caused her to jump off the bed, allowing me to escape. i waited in the bathroom then my parents came. the girl switched schools and i dont think i ever saw her again, but this was the biggest pussy moment in my entire life and i will never forget it."
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07-10-2007, 09:49 PM
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LOL classic
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07-10-2007, 09:50 PM
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I dunno. This might be the hardest I've laughed on this forum while reading a story.
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07-10-2007, 09:51 PM
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Are there any positive benefits to AC Slatering?
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07-10-2007, 09:52 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Blaze704
Guys this is probably the most embarassing thing that has ever happened to me. I was at my girlfriends house tonight for dinner, and shortly after i had to go #2. My Gf's brother was in the downstairs bathroom, so i went upstairs to use the master bathroom. I was about to take a dump, and I remembered something my friend told me called AC Slatering. AC Slatering is when you take a dump facing backwards on the toilet, just how on saved by the bell AC Slater always sat backwards on a chair. So when I was taking a dump, My stomache was facing the back of the toilet, and my back was facing the door. I heard footsteps coming up the stairs, and began to get nervous. Since AC SLatering is a tough position to get into, it requires taking off your pants. So there I am sitting in my GF's parents bathroom taking a dump with my pants off and facing the wrong way on the toilet. My dump was about halfway out when the footsteps became closer. I then turned around to see that I had not locked the door. Trying to finish as quickly as I could, I began pushing harder and harder. Suddenly, the door opened, and my gf's mom stood there in shock staring at me. We made eye contact for a split second, and I was so embarassed I wanted to die. I quickly finished up, got dressed, and ran out of the house as quickly as I could. I am expecting my gf to break up with me tommorow. I am so embarassed and I hope my gf doesnt blabber about this, Ill die if anyone else finds out.
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07-10-2007, 09:55 PM
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Quote:
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Are there any positive benefits to AC Slatering?
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You're taking a dump whilst facing backwards - what's not to love about it???
This could change the way we use toilets forever.
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And by the way, I'm definitely trying this next time I take a dump...
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Miz-Zou
Why in the world would you decide "this'll be a great time to try AC Slatering?" You couldn't wait to try it in the confines of your own bathroom?? Lol, I hope she rips you a new one lol.
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Well my bathroom at home is real small, and the toilet is right up against the wall, making it hard to get in propoer position. My gf's bathroom was so nice and toilet was right in the center of the wall for easy positioning.
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07-10-2007, 09:56 PM
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Quote:
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And by the way, I'm definitely trying this next time I take a dump...
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07-10-2007, 09:58 PM
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here's something for all you interested in this new position. As I was reading this I really had to **** in the first place, so I tried it. When AC slatering, be sure you are far enough forward to not **** a little on the front (your back) of the toilet seat.
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1st page in legendary thread.
Also, pics or it didnt happen.
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wow just wow
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OMFG!!...i am so going to try this!! I'm telling all my friends about AC Slatering **** styles
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one of the funniest posts ive ever eead im still laughing lmfaooooooo
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