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    Haven't crapped in 3 days!

    I am getting worried! ive been on Keto for 3 days, and ever since, i have not taken 1 dump!

    I just don't have anything to crap out! I am about to take some laxative.

    Anyone else experience this?
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    Well never mind... now that i just thought of it, i took a dump! im so happy :P

    It was the smallest dump ive ever taken in my life lol. Whats up with this? is it because of the no carbs?
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    Originally Posted by Yogurt
    I am getting worried! ive been on Keto for 3 days, and ever since, i have not taken 1 dump!

    I just don't have anything to crap out! I am about to take some laxative.

    Anyone else experience this?
    "this town needs an enema" jack nicholson
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    lmao!!!
    I assume your eating alot less since effectively it is a cutting diet and fatty foods are more calorie dense.. it's quite normal to use your bowels between 3 times a day and 3 times a week, within that range is safe, everybody is different Sometimes happens to me...
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    if you're worried, take psyllium husk.
    no carbs, just pure insoluble fiber.
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    I live at home still, my mum wont buy me psyllium husk because she goes on about it upset the natural pattern or whatever in the body, and I will develop a reliance on them
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    dude, if you can get reliant on psyllium husk, you can get reliant on vegs, particularly green leafy ones.. the one difference is the color

    tell her that!
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    Originally Posted by mischiev
    dude, if you can get reliant on psyllium husk, you can get reliant on vegs, particularly green leafy ones.. the one difference is the color

    tell her that!
    rgr that super ted
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    Originally Posted by Predatawr
    I live at home still, my mum wont buy me psyllium husk because she goes on about it upset the natural pattern or whatever in the body(
    Do you drink fluoridated water?
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    Originally Posted by Predatawr
    I live at home still, my mum wont buy me psyllium husk because she goes on about it upset the natural pattern or whatever in the body, and I will develop a reliance on them

    prunes will have you asking "please lord let me stop shi-tin-
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    [QUOTE=Yogurt]I am getting worried! ive been on Keto for 3 days, and ever since, i have not taken 1 dump!

    I just don't have anything to crap out! I am about to take some laxative.

    when i was a little boy my mother used to have to fish it out with her finger,


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    [QUOTE=Yogurt]I am getting worried! ive been on Keto for 3 days, and ever since, i have not taken 1 dump!

    I just don't have anything to crap out! I am about to take some laxative.



    sorry i did not get back to you soon enough, i was on the john
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    Originally Posted by Predatawr
    I live at home still, my mum wont buy me psyllium husk because she goes on about it upset the natural pattern or whatever in the body, and I will develop a reliance on them
    Are Psyllium husks as addictive as crack?
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    Originally Posted by 2pounds
    "this town needs an enema" jack nicholson
    LMAO I remember that line!
    1. I thought all along you'd be the death of me, but I met one tonight who wants what's left of me!
    2. You are so full of s***, maintenance is still unclogging the toilet.
    3. Save a horse, ride a cowboy!
    4. This mission does not exist, nor will it ever exist.
    5. I'd like to check you for ticks.
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    Originally Posted by johnnyironboard
    Are Psyllium husks as addictive as crack?
    Guess so

    Eat some broccoli or something before you end up feeling like you're giving birth.
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