OK, we have all know about classic "Gym Archetypes" like:
What we are looking for here are "one of a kind" types
that could only be found at your gym. These are from
my gym. Name and location of the gym supressed to
protect the guilty.
The Stripper: She walks into the gym wearing a tight
short sleeve compression shirt and long spandex pants.
After her first exercise she strips off her shirt to
reveal a crop top not much bigger than a running bra.
After her third exercise off comes the spandex pants to
reveal some very short gym shorts. She proceeds to do
bent over cable flys being careful to get into the cable
rack so she faces the most men. I can't figure out how
she gets those spandex pants off over those huge cross
trainers she's wearing.
Garlic Boy: Garlic breath so bad you would swear he
ate a half pound of raw garlic just before walking in
the door. To make things worse he's a screamer too.
You can smell him from 15 feet away.
Androgynous Kid: You can't tell if it's a male or
female but when it starts struggling with 20 lb dumbells
on the flat bench you feel compelled to spot it so it
doesn't hurt itself.
Gum Popping Girl: She's too shy to break the ice with
guys she's hot for so she walks by them again and again
popping her gum so loud it sounds like a firecracker.
The Shadow: She follows you around the gym and gets
into the machine/rack/bike either right next to you or
better yet right across from/facing you. If you start
toward the water cooler she runs to get there before you
do. When you go to the locker room to change and get
ready to leave she's waiting for you right outside the
locker room and walks right in front of you hoping you'll
speak to her.
Muscle Midget: Short guy with extreme muscularity. If
you took a picture of him along side children's furniture
he would still look short. Can be easily bench pressed
by the lightest 6 footer in the gym.
Kevlar Coated Steel Reinforced Concrete B!tch Shield Girl:
Her name says it all. Will still be a virgin at 35.
Please contribute your "one of a kind" type to this thread.
Thread: One of a Kind Gym Characters