For the Pros, your max lifts

**ValKilmer** · 10-16-2004, 07:18 PM

I was wondering what you guys can do for you max. Specifically your: bench press, squats and deadlifts. Although I am also curious what you can curl.

**Natural Science** · 10-16-2004, 08:35 PM

Originally Posted by ValKilmer

I was wondering what you guys can do for you max. Specifically your: bench press, squats and deadlifts. Although I am also curious what you can curl.

i read on the muscle tech website that king benches 585.

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 07:17 AM

yeah but you forgot to add that after he used muscletech products for a while, he benched 985 lbs.

**Natural Science** · 10-17-2004, 12:31 PM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

yeah but you forgot to add that after he used muscletech products for a while, he benched 985 lbs.

for reps, on incline...

**NAP_s_king** · 10-17-2004, 12:36 PM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

yeah but you forgot to add that after he used muscletech products for a while, he benched 985 lbs.

you're joking, right ?

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 01:13 PM

Originally Posted by NAP's_king

you're joking, right ?

yeah, actually he benched 1005 during the cell-tech loading phase, but started going down to only 995 lbs. after the nitro tech container was empty.

**Natural Science** · 10-17-2004, 02:50 PM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

yeah, actually he benched 1005 during the cell-tech loading phase, but started going down to only 995 lbs. after the nitro tech container was empty.

thats not what i heard. i heard, he didnt get 1005 until he incorporated pump-tech into his diet and exercise regimen. at that point he was curling 200 pound dumbbells for reps and doing weighted wide grip chins with 6 45 pound plates.

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 02:53 PM

My bad, you're right. No one could do that without pump-tech.
But are you really sure those were 6 45s? I thought I saw him with seven. Dunno

**marc0g** · 10-17-2004, 03:30 PM

HAHAHAHAHA OMG this thread is halarious

Your all wrongggg!!! This is the picture of King before he started using muscle tech products...

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 03:34 PM

Sorry buddy, I think you got the wrong pic.
Here he is....

**muscleboy333** · 10-17-2004, 03:35 PM

Of course, he would NEVER have gotten to contest condition without his Hydroxycut

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 03:36 PM

You think he uses the new one or does he still have some ephedra ones stacked at home?

**marc0g** · 10-17-2004, 03:37 PM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

Sorry buddy, I think you got the wrong pic.
Here he is....

O man im sorry that must be chris cormier before starting cell tech, Yes it was so powerful it turned him black...

**Superman2** · 10-17-2004, 03:44 PM

Originally Posted by marc0g

chris cormier before starting cell tech, Yes it was so powerful it turned him black...

HAHAHAHAHAHHA that beats them all I even gathered 10 different people to read it everyone laughed their asses off

**Natural Science** · 10-17-2004, 04:22 PM

not only did it turn chris black but has anyone seen jay lately. hes redder than a lobster, thanks to cell tech. heres a quote from a recent interview with jay.

"i was maximizing my workouts and eating right, but i couldnt get red no matter how hard i tried. then a buddy of mine told he he went up 3 shades of red using pump tech and cell tech 5 times a day. i decided to give it a try. sure enough, i came into the arnold classic looking redder than ever. i owe it to muscle techs products. they are so powerful they should be banned!"

-Jay Cutler

**Natural Science** · 10-17-2004, 07:33 PM

heres a picture of jay before turning to pump tech, looking very plain and grey.

**Natural Science** · 10-17-2004, 07:37 PM

and heres jay after 6 weeks of pump tech. jay achieved 7 seven shades of redness in just 6 short weeks. boiled lobsters around the world are jealous.

**XPumperX** · 10-17-2004, 11:42 PM

He probably got the fruit punch flavor. I can assure you, he uses the Lemon flavor in the offseason to calm himself down.

**Drudge** · 10-18-2004, 01:08 AM

I've discoverd a cheap alternative to pump techs "Red Rage" syndrome, a good kick to the nuts...if that dont send your test levels through the roof then i dont know what will.

**armz_ha** · 10-18-2004, 01:23 AM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

He probably got the fruit punch flavor. I can assure you, he uses the Lemon flavor in the offseason to calm himself down.

lol.

**Number69** · 10-19-2004, 04:49 AM

I heard Dexter is genetically fat and that hydoxycut uses new technology to alter his genes to have a fast metabolism - muscletech scientishs think it may be the greatest breakthrough ever, and on a par with putting cell tech on the moon.

**deowal** · 10-19-2004, 04:51 AM

what the HELL is going on here

**Zensuji** · 10-19-2004, 05:32 AM

Originally Posted by XPumperX

He probably got the fruit punch flavor. I can assure you, he uses the Lemon flavor in the offseason to calm himself down.

Lmao

**Natural Science** · 10-19-2004, 05:19 PM

im going break into gnc right now and get a new tub of cell tech to get at my reddest! whos with me!

**muscleboy333** · 10-19-2004, 06:01 PM

Originally Posted by Natural Science

im going break into gnc right now and get a new tub of cell tech to get at my reddest! whos with me!

lol ya, i mean 28.9839 x more anabolic than regular creatine??! and only 100$!

**JohnnyThrice** · 10-19-2004, 08:38 PM

Damn this thread's funny, too bad we still don't know what the pros lift. But at least now I know what to take if I want to improve my redness!

**Natural Science** · 10-19-2004, 10:50 PM

I heard something about muscletechs new supplement on the horizon. This is top classified secret so no one can say anything, but i hear its supposed to combine the anabolic components of thermogain, the steroid like effects of pump tech, and the godzilla-like mass produced by cell tech.

Its supposed to be called...Creathermopump-tech. This is classified information, straight from the labs at muscletech. One test subject took two capsules of creathermopump-tech and his skin instantly turned black. A few seconds later, his eyes became bloodshot and he suddenly started screaming "YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT!" He had to be restrained, as he suddenly started begging for grits and barbecue chicken. Word is that Creathermopump-tech is so powerful, it may be banned before it hits the shelves.

Straight from the secret labs at Muscletech.

**Natural Science** · 10-19-2004, 10:54 PM

Originally Posted by Number69

I heard Dexter is genetically fat and that hydoxycut uses new technology to alter his genes to have a fast metabolism - muscletech scientishs think it may be the greatest breakthrough ever, and on a par with putting cell tech on the moon.

lmao!

**muscleboy333** · 10-25-2004, 12:33 PM

Originally Posted by Natural Science

One test subject took two capsules of creathermopump-tech and his skin instantly turned black. A few seconds later, his eyes became bloodshot and he suddenly started screaming "YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT!" He had to be restrained, as he suddenly started begging for grits and barbecue chicken. Word is that Creathermopump-tech is so powerful, it may be banned before it hits the shelves.

Straight from the secret labs at Muscletech.

lmao

**XPumperX** · 10-25-2004, 12:47 PM

Originally Posted by Natural Science

I heard something about muscletechs new supplement on the horizon. This is top classified secret so no one can say anything, but i hear its supposed to combine the anabolic components of thermogain, the steroid like effects of pump tech, and the godzilla-like mass produced by cell tech.

Its supposed to be called...Creathermopump-tech. This is classified information, straight from the labs at muscletech. One test subject took two capsules of creathermopump-tech and his skin instantly turned black. A few seconds later, his eyes became bloodshot and he suddenly started screaming "YEAH BUDDY LIGHT WEIGHT!" He had to be restrained, as he suddenly started begging for grits and barbecue chicken. Word is that Creathermopump-tech is so powerful, it may be banned before it hits the shelves.

Straight from the secret labs at Muscletech.

Damn, you beat em all. You got a website where I can order that stuff? Or do I have to break into the mtech labs? I don't know, seems kinda dangerous to go down to that YEAH BUDDY freak. But I guess, there ain't nuttin to it but to do it.

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